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Ok, so i wanted to try out this porn site, right. It is a torrent porn site. As i was going through the registration i had to fill out one of those age verification things. It required a credit card. So, i grabbed my g/f's credit/debit card because mine was downstairs. I thought i was only going to be verifying my age. Apparently i signed up for a two day trial period for THREE porno sites. After the two days the account will be charged $40 for each site, monthly. I tried to cancel the account once i realized my dreadful mistake but i cannot simply cancel online. The owner of the credit card has to call a number to cancel. So, yeah, i have to tell my girlfriend and she's probably going hurt me.

How do i tell her?

Tell her the truth. Lol.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Ok, so i wanted to try out this porn site, right. It is a torrent porn site. As i was going through the registration i had to fill out one of those age verification things. It required a credit card. So, i grabbed my g/f's credit/debit card because mine was downstairs. I thought i was only going to be verifying my age. Apparently i signed up for a two day trial period for THREE porno sites. After the two days the account will be charged $40 for each site, monthly. I tried to cancel the account once i realized my dreadful mistake but i cannot simply cancel online. The owner of the credit card has to call a number to cancel. So, yeah, i have to tell my girlfriend and she's probably going hurt me.

How do i tell her? Dude, just call yourself, pretend to be her.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Ok, so i wanted to try out this porn site, right. It is a torrent porn site. As i was going through the registration i had to fill out one of those age verification things. It required a credit card. So, i grabbed my g/f's credit/debit card because mine was downstairs. I thought i was only going to be verifying my age. Apparently i signed up for a two day trial period for THREE porno sites. After the two days the account will be charged $40 for each site, monthly. I tried to cancel the account once i realized my dreadful mistake but i cannot simply cancel online. The owner of the credit card has to call a number to cancel. So, yeah, i have to tell my girlfriend and she's probably going hurt me.

How do i tell her?

Next time she comes over, leave all the shit she's left at your house on the front porch or out in the hallway and pin an apology note to it. Don't forget to provide the number/s she needs to call to cancel the transactions.

Why would your girlfriend care if you were looking at porn?

Personally, I'd only be pissed because you were too lazy to use your own card

Originally posted by Scythe
I agree.




i already tried that. The lady said that i didn't sound like a Sheena. I told her that i was her girlfriend.

Originally posted by Peach
Why would your girlfriend care if you were looking at porn?

Personally, I'd only be pissed because you were too lazy to use your own card

my girlfriend isn't cool like that

Telling the truth usually sucks, but might as well do it, 'cause if you made up a super cool lie, she'd probably still find out, and then be even more pissed because you lied mmm

crylaugh

If money wasn't an issue I'd be glad you signed up if I was your gf..

hell I'd probably already be a platinum member laughcry

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
my girlfriend isn't cool like that
Maybe you need to teach her that it is cool? mmm

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
my girlfriend isn't cool like that

Just tell her the truth and apologise.

Seeing as you've already tried calling to cancel, I reckon your gf's gonna be even more pissed once she gets charged $40 for each site lol.

You could say that your friend was like, "HEY, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS" and you couldn't see it because you had to have age verification, so you thought it'd work out if you just did blah blah, but then it backfired, and blew out of proportions, and that you're really sorry and you love her and stuff

Originally posted by ragesRemorse


i already tried that. The lady said that i didn't sound like a Sheena. I told her that i was her girlfriend. My god dude. Call back, and no matter what, if you have your gf's credit card, who cares, get a womanly voice and persist you're Sheena. Don't agree with them when they say otherwise. Give em attitude, snap your fingers, and say you'll sue them for calling you a guy.

Originally posted by Peach
Why would your girlfriend care if you were looking at porn?

Personally, I'd only be pissed because you were too lazy to use your own card Most girls are not that cool.

Just smack your b!tch, make her do the call, then bang her and tell her to make you a Goddamn sammich.

Originally posted by Scythe
My god dude. Call back, and no matter what, if you have your gf's credit card, who cares, get a womanly voice and persist you're Sheena. Don't agree with them when they say otherwise. Give em attitude, snap your fingers, and say you'll sue them for calling you a guy.

yeah, tell them you were on that episode of Sally when they had people with voice issues like guys with high voices and ladies with low or childlike voices and it's not very nice and you've suffered all your life with ridicule!

haermm

Or listen to Scythe's advice, Roland approves!!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
yeah, tell them you were on that episode of Sally when they had people with voice issues like guys with high voices and ladies with low or childlike voices and it's not very nice and you've suffered all your life with ridicule!

haermm Hahaha, tell em you were part of the Guevodoces tribe.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Most girls are not that cool.

Just smack your b!tch, make her do the call, then bang her and tell her to make you a Goddamn sammich.
Pro-Tip: Violence goes a long way.

Originally posted by Scythe
Or listen to Scythe's advice, Roland approves!!

haermm

So, by this you actually mean you took your mothers credit card, and used it to fill your fantasy as an underage cracker?

You do the math, I did.

Dun Dun Dun!

Never ever fill out credit card information unless you're buying something.

He was buying a small slice of heaven though...

Or even better,

Don't do pornsites you need a credit card for, alot of that porn you have to pay for is available free elsewhere.

Hey, maybe it was worth it then.

But that requires time and effort.

So was it worth it Rages?

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Or even better,

Don't do pornsites you need a credit card for, alot of that porn you have to pay for is available free elsewhere. \
Da, plenty of search engines and TGPs out there. From... what I've heard...

The best porn is free

Originally posted by Mairuzu
The best porn is free
Yes.

I advise everyone to invest in torrents.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Ok, so i wanted to try out this porn site, right. It is a torrent porn site. As i was going through the registration i had to fill out one of those age verification things. It required a credit card. So, i grabbed my g/f's credit/debit card because mine was downstairs. I thought i was only going to be verifying my age. Apparently i signed up for a two day trial period for THREE porno sites. After the two days the account will be charged $40 for each site, monthly. I tried to cancel the account once i realized my dreadful mistake but i cannot simply cancel online. The owner of the credit card has to call a number to cancel. So, yeah, i have to tell my girlfriend and she's probably going hurt me.

How do i tell her?

Since you get charged $40 for each porn site, don't look at any porn sites.

Well, don't look at any that ask you to verify your age, anyway...

Originally posted by Davehead
Well, don't look at any that ask you to verify your age, anyway...

sad thing is, i know this. I'm just having a stupid kind of year.

thanks for the advice guys. I'm going to tell her when she gets home tonight

Should you call an ambulance first?

I need to witness this...

Originally posted by Mairuzu
The best porn is free


I don't know about "the best porn", but all the porn one really needs is free.

redtube ftw.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
redtube ftw.

Redtube is ghey haermm

Originally posted by jadeily
Redtube is ghey haermm shaddap

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
shaddap

Gheyyyyy

My girlfriend always gets mad that I look at porn but then she gets mad at everything....damn I hate being in a relationship

Originally posted by steverules
My girlfriend always gets mad that I look at porn but then she gets mad at everything....damn I hate being in a relationship

Because it tends to make us girlfriends feel useless.
Like.
"Am I not good enough for him?"
"He probably is sick of being with me sexually.."
"I feel useless... I don't pleasure him enough..."

And many guys get pissed when their girlfriends watches gay porn.

Originally posted by jadeily
Because it tends to make us girlfriends feel useless.
Like.
"Am I not good enough for him?"
"He probably is sick of being with me sexually.."
"I feel useless... I don't pleasure him enough..."

And many guys get pissed when their girlfriends watches gay porn.

My girlfriend doesn't look at porn, she doesn't masturbate. Surprisingly I have power over her with sex where as usually it seems the women have the power with sex.

Originally posted by steverules
My girlfriend doesn't look at porn, she doesn't masturbate. Surprisingly I have power over her with sex where as usually it seems the women have the power with sex.

I wasn't talking about her in the last line. Just generally.

you know, if i had been here sooner, like... "first page" sooner, i would have made the joke "at least its not in little china"

but knowing kmc'ers, it'd get ignored by half, and the other half would say its not funny and call me an idiot.


Also,
Originally posted by ragesRemorse
sad thing is, i know this. I'm just having a stupid kind of year.

thanks for the advice guys. I'm going to tell her when she gets home tonight

How'd that go over for yah?

Originally posted by kodak
How'd that go over for yah?
Indeed. I'd like to know the story. I feel so "left hangin'" right now.


The last time I heard a story similar to this, the lady left the dude and got custody of the child they had together. She thinks he's a child molestor now. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!


So, yeah, Rages, I hope she handles it well. If I want to view something questionable, I get permission from my wife first. It may have something to do with being a Mormom. I made sure I got approval to watch the two girls one cup video before I watched it. I also sent some pictures to a friend that were questionable, but I got permission from the wife first. (BTW, that friend knows who he is. High five, bro, because boobs are awesome.)

porn......

k, so i totally told my girlfriend what i did. It turns out that she is actually into porn. We surfed those three sites for about two hours She tried calling but they were closed . As long as she calls by tomorrow we shouldn't be charged but she said if we end up getting charged i dont get to buy any Penguin tickets this year. Thats a bluff though because she likes going to Hockey games almost as much as i do

Get rid of the card and say it was stolen, or wait until she comes to that conclusion herself.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
k, so i totally told my girlfriend what i did. It turns out that she is actually into porn. We surfed those three sites for about two hours She tried calling but they were closed . As long as she calls by tomorrow we shouldn't be charged but she said if we end up getting charged i dont get to buy any Penguin tickets this year. Thats a bluff though because she likes going to Hockey games almost as much as i do

All that worrying for nothing
Glad things turned out alright!

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Ok, so i wanted to try out this porn site, right. It is a torrent porn site. As i was going through the registration i had to fill out one of those age verification things. It required a credit card. So, i grabbed my g/f's credit/debit card because mine was downstairs. I thought i was only going to be verifying my age. Apparently i signed up for a two day trial period for THREE porno sites. After the two days the account will be charged $40 for each site, monthly. I tried to cancel the account once i realized my dreadful mistake but i cannot simply cancel online. The owner of the credit card has to call a number to cancel. So, yeah, i have to tell my girlfriend and she's probably going hurt me.

How do i tell her?

you are priceless mate

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Ok, so i wanted to try out this porn site, right. It is a torrent porn site. As i was going through the registration i had to fill out one of those age verification things. It required a credit card. So, i grabbed my g/f's credit/debit card because mine was downstairs. I thought i was only going to be verifying my age. Apparently i signed up for a two day trial period for THREE porno sites. After the two days the account will be charged $40 for each site, monthly. I tried to cancel the account once i realized my dreadful mistake but i cannot simply cancel online. The owner of the credit card has to call a number to cancel. So, yeah, i have to tell my girlfriend and she's probably going hurt me.

How do i tell her?




lol


doubt she would have cared

2 day free trial eh?




So......





















Username/password?

Originally posted by Peach
Why would your girlfriend care if you were looking at porn?

Personally, I'd only be pissed because you were too lazy to use your own card
man you one pretty sic girl

Originally posted by Devil King
Next time she comes over, leave all the shit she's left at your house on the front porch or out in the hallway and pin an apology note to it. Don't forget to provide the number/s she needs to call to cancel the transactions. haha you a pro at this. man some of your guys answers are too funny

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
redtube ftw. This gets me by

Go with the flow bud,
Just go with the flow.

I suggest you two lovebirds watch a full-length video of T-Bob's Cumsluts

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