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http://news.aol.com/article/man-charged-with-passing-gas-at-cop/187707
"SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (Sept. 25) -- A battery charge has been dropped against a West Virginia man who had been accused of passing gas and fanning it toward a South Charleston patrolman.
The Kanawha County prosecutor's office requested that the charge be dropped against 34-year-old Jose Cruz of Clarksburg. Mary Frampton, an assistant to Magistrate Jack Pauley, said Thursday the magistrate signed a motion to dismiss the charge.
A call to the prosecutor wasn't immediately returned.
Cruz, who was arrested Tuesday, still faces driving under the influence and other charges.
According to a criminal complaint, Cruz passed gas and made a fanning motion toward Patrolman T.E. Parsons after being taken the police station for a breathalyzer test.
Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.
"I couldn't hold it no more," he said."
Whew! What a relief.Following this story was a gas. These types of stories make me think that the cops were full of it...*insert more lame fart jokes here*
"SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (Sept. 25) -- A battery charge has been dropped against a West Virginia man who had been accused of passing gas and fanning it toward a South Charleston patrolman.
The Kanawha County prosecutor's office requested that the charge be dropped against 34-year-old Jose Cruz of Clarksburg. Mary Frampton, an assistant to Magistrate Jack Pauley, said Thursday the magistrate signed a motion to dismiss the charge.
A call to the prosecutor wasn't immediately returned.
Cruz, who was arrested Tuesday, still faces driving under the influence and other charges.
According to a criminal complaint, Cruz passed gas and made a fanning motion toward Patrolman T.E. Parsons after being taken the police station for a breathalyzer test.
Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.
"I couldn't hold it no more," he said."
Whew! What a relief.Following this story was a gas. These types of stories make me think that the cops were full of it...*insert more lame fart jokes here*