One Magical Night with Tired Hiker . . . (if you could)
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=Tired Hiker=
If you were honored to ever meet me in person, what would we go and do?
ScarletSpeed
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
If you were honored to ever meet me in person, what would we go and do?
Testicles
Vinny Valentine
Go out for a beer, talk... Sex.
Most of the above statement is true, like .... 66%.
The Pict
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
If you were honored to ever meet me in person, what would we go and do?
Depends, do I come to meet you or other way round?
GCG
TH, my penis is so big, that if i flop it across your keyboard it runs from A all the way to Z........
=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by The Pict
Depends, do I come to meet you or other way round?
Uh, it's up to you. I'm versatile.
The Pict
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Uh, it's up to you. I'm versatile.
Well if you come to meet me I'd show you around Edinburgh then we'd go on a pub crawl, get a kebab, throw up in someone's doorway, pick a fight with someone for no reason, then wake up two hours late for work with the worst hangover ever.
Mairuzu
TH is cool
tired hiker is made of lame
ragesRemorse
we would probably start the evening off by me taking you to Arby's. Arby q's are on special for .99 cents, so feel free to get a few. From there we would go to the local Y.M.C.A and compete in a Jenga competition. On the way back to your place we would stop at Mcdonalds and swap stories over a refreshing Mcflurry. After that we sould go to your place and play pick up sticks while we watch the, touched by an angel marathon.
=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by The Pict
Well if you come to meet me I'd show you around Edinburgh then we'd go on a pub crawl, get a kebab, throw up in someone's doorway, pick a fight with someone for no reason, then wake up two hours late for work with the worst hangover ever. It's college all over again!
Only, in Europe, so that would be cool.
Originally posted by Mairuzu
TH is cool
tired hiker is made of lame I think you are cool too.
Originally posted by ragesRemorse
we would probably start the evening off by me taking you to Arby's. Arby q's are on special for .99 cents, so feel free to get a few. From there we would go to the local Y.M.C.A and compete in a Jenga competition. On the way back to your place we would stop at Mcdonalds and swap stories over a refreshing Mcflurry. After that we sould go to your place and play pick up sticks while we watch the, touched by an angel marathon. Sounds just like the first date I took my wife on when I first met her.
Well, before she was my wife.
Dark-Jaxx
I would take you back to my place after I gagged you wth an alchohol soaked rag, while you are still unconcious I would undress you and chain you to my wall. I would get naked as well and wait for you to wake up.
When you finally do, I would ask,"Would you prefer me to use the screwdriver or the buzzsaw first?"
Phucked Up
Originally posted by GCG
TH, my penis is so big, that if i flop it across your keyboard it runs from A all the way to Z........
*obligatory laugh because of the joke, since A and Z are right next to each other*
ragesRemorse
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Sounds just like the first date I took my wife on when I first met her.
Well, before she was my wife.
We are pimps. My bitches don't like it when i take them to the YMCA during a date though
Because I can
Originally posted by Phucked Up
*obligatory laugh because of the joke, since A and Z are right next to each other*
you read my mind
occultdestroyer
We go to my place, where a couple of my friends are waiting to gangbang you.
=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I would take you back to my place after I gagged you wth an alchohol soaked rag, while you are still unconcious I would undress you and chain you to my wall. I would get naked as well and wait for you to wake up.
When you finally do, I would ask,"Would you prefer me to use the screwdriver or the buzzsaw first?" Originally posted by occultdestroyer
We go to my place, where a couple of my friends are waiting to gangbang you.
You guys should hang out.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
If you were honored to ever meet me in person, what would we go and do?
End up in a mexican prison.
Mairuzu
We'd casts spells at each other till one of us is left standing without clothes on
and the person who is naked gets to yell
I AM FERNGULLY
while running in circles outside
FoxMeister
Get a couple' drinks in us, get some chicken, have some sex... you know
Rogue Jedi
.....hookers haermm
FoxMeister
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
.....hookers haermm
Exactly... aweweep
Mairuzu
Originally posted by Mairuzu
We'd casts spells at each other till one of us is left standing without clothes on
and the person who is naked gets to yell
I AM FERNGULLY
while running in circles outside uhuh
=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
End up in a mexican prison.
Originally posted by Mairuzu
We'd casts spells at each other till one of us is left standing without clothes on
and the person who is naked gets to yell
I AM FERNGULLY
while running in circles outside Weird. I actually just did that.
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Get a couple' drinks in us, get some chicken, have some sex... you know
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Exactly... aweweep Watch out for the Adams apples.
Davehead
Well, first we'd go to Denny's. Then, we'd go to mini-golf and I'd teach you how to putt.
And then we'd watch Aliens and have brie that wouldn't be drugged in any way to make you unconcious so I could take advantage of you.
=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Davehead
Well, first we'd go to Denny's. Then, we'd go to mini-golf and I'd teach you how to putt.
And then we'd watch Aliens and have brie that wouldn't be drugged in any way to make you unconcious so I could take advantage of you.
You had me at "Denny's."
Dorian Belmont
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
If you were honored to ever meet me in person, what would we go and do?
no the honor would be yours.......i would probably bait you into a sparring match ....why cause thats what i do with friends and adfter that most likely well go into a vegeatative video game coma ....again thats what i do
=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Dorian Belmont
no the honor would be yours.......i would probably bait you into a sparring match ....why cause thats what i do with friends and adfter that most likely well go into a vegeatative video game coma ....again thats what i do
And they say chivalry is dead?
chillmeistergen
Go out to some live music venue, followed by a party, followed by hedonist acts till the next day.
Wittig
I don't know you.
Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You guys should hang out.
I agree. Care to join us?
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You had me at "Denny's."
Denny's droolio
=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Go out to some live music venue, followed by a party, followed by hedonist acts till the next day.
My type of night!
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I agree. Care to join us? Oh hell no. Unless you can promise to have me home by 10pm.
Scythe
I'd take good care of Hiker, very good care.
LeAtHerRFace
I'd say "Dang... you don't look much like a golfer do ya?"
GCG
Originally posted by Phucked Up
*obligatory laugh because of the joke, since A and Z are right next to each other*
http://www.blazesoftball.com/images/statler_waldorf_02_01.jpg
WALDORF: Have u seen GCG's penis?
STATLER: Where?
WALDORF: It runs from A to Z on a keyboard.
HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR
Mywi
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
If you were honored to ever meet me in person, what would we go and do?
I would flirt with you until you take me home and then Id kill you and steal all your moneyz and stuffs from your housejermm
=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Mywi
I would flirt with you until you take me home and then Id kill you and steal all your moneyz and stuffs from your housejermm
That started off soooooooo good, but then it ended with you taking seven dollars and my velcro dart board.
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