Drug Deals in the Barnes and Noble Parking Lot

So me and my good friend Joe were at Barnes and Noble studying for an English test tomorrow and we walked out of B&N about ten till 11 when they close and we stood in the parking lot for a while talking about the economy and Sarah Palin, etc etc. So we're drawing towards the end of our conversation when this native looking, middle aged, homeless looking scraggly man walks up to us and says hi or something, I really couldn't understand him. Well, I sped walked to my car because as a girl I don't want to be raped or something, and I left Joe talking to this guy.

And so he starts talking to Joe in mumble-jumble hard to comprehend speech and Joe just kind of humors him saying, "yeah", "okay". And so the man asks Joe if he has a quarter and at first Joe was thinking, no I don't have any change, you homeless pile, until he realized the man thought he was dealing and was asked for a quarter of marijuana. So Joe tells him he doesn't have any. Then the guy asks him where I was scurrying off to so fast and Joe just said "curfew" and got in his car.

Meanwhile, I got in my car I made a circle in the parking lot and stopped right in front of where he and Joe were talking and waited for the guy to go away, and he eventually did and jay walked across the street, and Joe got in his car, and I turned onto the main street and immediately get a call from Joe telling me how their conversation went.

Anyway, I thought it was absolutely hillarious.

Man, if I would have been there, I could have sold to him lol.

I see drug deals every night, Nazzy, and yes, sometimes the things they do makes me LOL. 😂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I see drug deals every night, Nazzy, and yes, sometimes the things they do makes me LOL. 😂

Well I kind of live a sheltered life, I'm home by midnight, and I don't really ever venture to the less than savory parts of town, and I've never seen a drug deal or anything like that. 😛

i get mine in front of a pavilions

when pot deals go down, its not a big deal...

if it was something like coke.. then yea

I remember a drug bust at a Valero where I live, that shit was funny. Although they made me get out of the store.

Ha, booksmarts.

I need to get my ass to BandN, shitload of SW books I havent read.

Avoid the ones with Jacen Solo in them.

I quite enjoy those.

You are dead to me, RJ.

Dont be like that baby.

I wonder if drug deals in places that aren't back alleys and warehouse are inherently classier.

Dont forget bathrooms.

Why would you get raped if Joe was there ? Still think you did the right thing by getting the voatoure.

wat

I'm a borders man

Originally posted by Naz
Well I kind of live a sheltered life, I'm home by midnight, and I don't really ever venture to the less than savory parts of town, and I've never seen a drug deal or anything like that. 😛

aww, you are too cute Nazzy 😊

I bet they had an intellectual conversation, probably a heart-to-heart talk about relationships, religion, politics, sex, etc.

Tell your BF or whatever he is to try LSD or crystal meth instead.