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I had a teacher named Mrs. Kong

One day I put my hand in the air to ask her a question, and i asked...

Are you married to Donkey Kong?

She had a pissed off looking face after i asked my question, she didn't say a word and just stared

so nervously i asked... "King kong?"

so she told me to stand up infront of class and sing "Itsy bitsy spider" To everyone


so i stood up and starting singing...


"The Itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout, here is my handle here is my spout"

then everyone was looking at me like awebrow

took me about 10 min to figure out what i did wrong

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I had a teacher named Mrs. Kong

One day I put my hand in the air to ask her a question, and i asked...

Are you married to Donkey Kong?

She had a pissed off looking face after i asked my question, she didn't say a word and just stared

so nervously i asked... "King kong?"

so she told me to stand up infront of class and sing "Itsy bitsy spider" To everyone


so i stood up and starting singing...


"The Itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout, here is my handle here is my spout"

then everyone was looking at me like awebrow

took me about 10 min to figure out what i did wrong

aww you're so cute

aweblushy

thats not cute, its stupid.

but pretty funny.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
aweblushy

I thought it was pure genius. cool

I lol'ded

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I thought it was pure genius. cool Gure Penius? hmm

Dain Bramage.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Gure Penius? hmm

I never thought of it that way. hmm

Originally posted by Mairuzu
aweblushy
aweblushu

mine sucked

Originally posted by Mairuzu
mine sucked
The first one went wrong so i had to remake it awehawe

So, uh, yeah....I had a similar story.


I was in the 8th grade. My teach was named 'Mrs. Willis". One day, she requested we turn in our homework that wasn't due for an entire week. People started arguing with her. She said, "I told you it was due today." So I said, "Watchoo talkin' 'bout Willis."

drylaughdrylaughdrylaugh

haermm

hahahaha

The standard of what's funny has really lowered.

Originally posted by lord xyz
The standard of what's funny has really lowered. k

Originally posted by lord xyz
The standard of what's funny has really lowered.

This, coming from the person that the nerds call a nerd.

Originally posted by lord xyz
The standard of what's funny has really lowered. Don't you have teeth to grow?

Originally posted by lord xyz
The standard of what's funny has really lowered.

You know, I've never seen anyone actually liking you. Maybe this is one of the reasons why.

What a stupid remark.

Thanks for the 1,000,000 thread tho! awesome

Did you really have to respond to me thrice?

All this attention I'm getting, I'm not liking it.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
You know, I've never seen anyone actually liking you. Maybe this is one of the reasons why. People have mixed feelings for me, I know.

Yet, I realise that it doesn't affect my life in the slightest.

mhmm

Originally posted by lord xyz


People have mixed feelings for me, I know.

Yet, I realise that it doesn't affect my life in the slightest.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Did you really have to respond to me thrice?

All this attention I'm getting, I'm not liking it.

People have mixed feelings for me, I know.

Yet, I realise that it doesn't affect my life in the slightest. i like you hug


xxxx

http://www.buzzgrinder.com/images/gerard-way-mcr.jpeg
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY...

Originally posted by dadudemon
This, coming from the person that the nerds call a nerd. No, that's me.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Hey, thanks. anytime

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I had a teacher named Mrs. Kong

One day I put my hand in the air to ask her a question, and i asked...

Are you married to Donkey Kong?

She had a pissed off looking face after i asked my question, she didn't say a word and just stared

so nervously i asked... "King kong?"

so she told me to stand up infront of class and sing "Itsy bitsy spider" To everyone


so i stood up and starting singing...


"The Itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout, here is my handle here is my spout"

then everyone was looking at me like awebrow

took me about 10 min to figure out what i did wrong

thats great.

At least you didn't get hit in the head in 3 times, once with a hard cover book, another one during a test, and then during graduation, by your English teacher.

I could be wrong though.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I had a teacher named Mrs. Kong

One day I put my hand in the air to ask her a question, and i asked...

Are you married to Donkey Kong?

She had a pissed off looking face after i asked my question, she didn't say a word and just stared

so nervously i asked... "King kong?"

so she told me to stand up infront of class and sing "Itsy bitsy spider" To everyone


so i stood up and starting singing...


"The Itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout, here is my handle here is my spout"

then everyone was looking at me like awebrow

took me about 10 min to figure out what i did wrong

Profiled

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I had a teacher named Mrs. Kong

One day I put my hand in the air to ask her a question, and i asked...

Are you married to Donkey Kong?

She had a pissed off looking face after i asked my question, she didn't say a word and just stared

so nervously i asked... "King kong?"

so she told me to stand up infront of class and sing "Itsy bitsy spider" To everyone


so i stood up and starting singing...


"The Itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout, here is my handle here is my spout"

then everyone was looking at me like awebrow

took me about 10 min to figure out what i did wrong F@ggot.

Originally posted by lord xyz


People have mixed feelings for me, I know.



No. No, it's not mixed at all.

No one likes you.

when i was in the 8th grade I would piss inbetween the urnials

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
F@ggot. fatggot?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
fatggot?
thats how i read it as
odd...