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So I get sent to this shoot where I'm supposed to get video of a cop getting his head shaved to support kids with cancer. It's at the Clark County Detention Center, I'm supposed to rendezvous with the cop by "the rock" as I was instructed by the assignment desk. I had no idea what the rock was, so I went across the street to the courthouse where all the O.J. Simpson stuff is going on, and I ask this female cop if she knows where the metro guy is who is getting his head shaved. So she says with a c*nt whore attitude . . . "Am I supposed to be concerned about you shooting a guy getting his head shaved?" So I reply, "I would think so, it's a metro police officer like yourself getting his head shaved to raise awareness for kids with cancer at , 'the rock'." So of course she won't acknowledge that she's an abrasive b*tch, and she says, "Why don't you call 411, I'm sure they would know." So I say, "Thanks for your time, I'll just go ask someone else who might have a clue."

Needless to say, I found the said "rock" after a very kind metro officer pointed me toward it. But what's with people yelling at me today? Sheesh.

Society is having a bad day?

I got searched by a plain clothes police officer last night - it was quite an experience.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
So I get sent to this shoot where I'm supposed to get video of a cop getting his head shaved to support kids with cancer. It's at the Clark County Detention Center, I'm supposed to rendezvous with the cop by "the rock" as I was instructed by the assignment desk. I had no idea what the rock was, so I went across the street to the courthouse where all the O.J. Simpson stuff is going on, and I ask this female cop if she knows where the metro guy is who is getting his head shaved. So she says with a c*nt whore attitude . . . "Am I supposed to be concerned about you shooting a guy getting his head shaved?" So I reply, "I would think so, it's a metro police officer like yourself getting his head shaved to raise awareness for kids with cancer at , 'the rock'." So of course she won't acknowledge that she's an abrasive b*tch, and she says, "Why don't you call 411, I'm sure they would know." So I say, "Thanks for your time, I'll just go ask someone else who might have a clue."

Needless to say, I found the said "rock" after a very kind metro officer pointed me toward it. But what's with people yelling at me today? Sheesh.

You're a black guy. Get used to it.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I got searched by a plain clothes police officer last night - it was quite an experience.

Did he touch it?

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
You're a black guy. Get used to it.

But that's the thing, I'm white.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Did he touch it?

Yeah, I felt raped.

The cop who actually helped me, Marty, he's black. He's cool, he helps us with stories all the time.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
But that's the thing, I'm white. Lies.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Lies.

No, seriously homes. I'm a cracker.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, seriously homes. I'm a cracker.

Bizarro cracker

White bread honkey mother****er.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
what's with people yelling at me today? Sheesh.

SHADDAP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
So I get sent to this shoot where I'm supposed to get video of a cop getting his head shaved to support kids with cancer. It's at the Clark County Detention Center, I'm supposed to rendezvous with the cop by "the rock" as I was instructed by the assignment desk. I had no idea what the rock was, so I went across the street to the courthouse where all the O.J. Simpson stuff is going on, and I ask this female cop if she knows where the metro guy is who is getting his head shaved. So she says with a c*nt whore attitude . . . "Am I supposed to be concerned about you shooting a guy getting his head shaved?" So I reply, "I would think so, it's a metro police officer like yourself getting his head shaved to raise awareness for kids with cancer at , 'the rock'." So of course she won't acknowledge that she's an abrasive b*tch, and she says, "Why don't you call 411, I'm sure they would know." So I say, "Thanks for your time, I'll just go ask someone else who might have a clue."

Needless to say, I found the said "rock" after a very kind metro officer pointed me toward it. But what's with people yelling at me today? Sheesh.
She yelled at you because you have the face of a sexual offender.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I got searched by a plain clothes police officer last night - it was quite an experience.

kinky



Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
kinky



Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?

Calling getting searched by the police kinky? I'm not sure what sort of circles you mix in, mate, but that's the last thing I'd call it.

Depends on the sex of the cop.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
The cop who actually helped me, Marty, he's black. He's cool, he helps us with stories all the time.

The token negro. Every white persons friend.

I dont have a token black friend.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
So I get sent to this shoot where I'm supposed to get video of a cop getting his head shaved to support kids with cancer. It's at the Clark County Detention Center, I'm supposed to rendezvous with the cop by "the rock" as I was instructed by the assignment desk. I had no idea what the rock was, so I went across the street to the courthouse where all the O.J. Simpson stuff is going on, and I ask this female cop if she knows where the metro guy is who is getting his head shaved. So she says with a c*nt whore attitude . . . "Am I supposed to be concerned about you shooting a guy getting his head shaved?" So I reply, "I would think so, it's a metro police officer like yourself getting his head shaved to raise awareness for kids with cancer at , 'the rock'." So of course she won't acknowledge that she's an abrasive b*tch, and she says, "Why don't you call 411, I'm sure they would know." So I say, "Thanks for your time, I'll just go ask someone else who might have a clue."

Needless to say, I found the said "rock" after a very kind metro officer pointed me toward it. But what's with people yelling at me today? Sheesh. It's because you're a heathen whore who is just trying to overthrow the republic.

****ing Sith hiking bastard.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I dont have a token black friend.

You should buy one

**** that. thats like buying a hooker.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
**** that. thats like buying a hooker.

Yeah but the negro won't blow you. Atleast I hope not.

Gotta buy me dinner first.

You swing that way, RJ?

Only in baseball.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
But that's the thing, I'm white.

i was waiting for that one