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So, how will you be celebrating first contact? Who is going to Alabama to witness it first hand? I'm not but thats just because i have some masturbation to catch up on.

First contact? Is this about aliens?

http://tektrekgamer.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/first_contact_poster.jpg

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It's gonna be like the movie, 'Contact', with Jodie Foster. It's gonna take ages, nothing much will happen, and in the end there won't even be any aliens.

In space... no one can hear you scream.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
First contact? Is this about aliens?

you haven't heard about the Federation of light and the coming arrival of the aliens on oct 14th? Where you been son?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
In space... no one can hear you scream.

I'll tell Ken we should sex there if we don't want to be heard then mmm

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
you haven't heard about the Federation of light and the coming arrival of the aliens on oct 14th? Where you been son? well, i've been in bed on a count of im sick, but please.
Do tell.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
It's gonna be like the movie, 'Contact', with Jodie Foster. It's gonna take ages, nothing much will happen, and in the end there won't even be any aliens.
But...there was an alien in Contact. awebrow

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'll tell Ken we should sex there if we don't want to be heard then mmm Smart, don't want anyone to hear kens high pitch screams eh?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Smart, don't want anyone to hear kens high pitch screams eh?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Smart, don't want anyone to hear kens high pitch screams eh?

Yeah.. it's a bit embarrassing.. but what can I say.. I like to go deep. shrugrin

balls deep

Originally posted by Mairuzu
balls deep

You know it biscuits

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
No there wasn't, it was all about god and religion, just an excuse to spread christianity all over the place and get people to stop believing in evolution
I must have missed this.

I thought her dad was really an alien who was projecting his image as her father so she wouldn't be afraid.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
balls deep
In your mouth.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
you're so out of my sig
Nah.

k

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
no, I think it's actually her dad in heaven, and it's all "lol heaven r real" and then she comes back and says "I'm a mother****ing Christian now **** science"

and i was sitting there like "so I just watched about 5 hours of boring crap to get told to be a christian?" and then I turned it off, because it sucked
I liked it.

Wasn't epic, but I was able to get pretty interested in it.

But now that I see it was all about Christfags, I don't know if I can like it again.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Yeah, it's kind of annoying they did that. I was enjoying it parts of it, but I was waiting for the alien contact to make it properly worthwhile
Why does religion have to ruin everything!?! awecrac

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
It appears everywhere, "Where isn't their god now!?"
crylaugh

I love god 131

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I love god 131
You would. awecrac

"If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender."

-Harry Truman.

Originally posted by kodak
well, i've been in bed on a count of im sick, but please.
Do tell.

Aliens have contacted dozens of internet users, informing them of their great unveiling. They are going to make themselves known by revealing a 2000 mile wide space ship as it hovers over Alabama for 3 days. Seriously dude, how long you been sick?

celebrtaing what ?