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it just kicked in and I am on the computer in my living room. I'm wearing boxers so it's not exactly unnoticeable. My Mum, StepDad, Sister and Brother are here. I hope no one asks me to get off the computer


I'd have to get up with this raging boner

Pwnt haermm

Morning erection is teh best. awecreep

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Pwnt haermm


I know man


Originally posted by Mywi
Morning erection is teh best. awecreep


you're female

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I know man





you're female

thats why I know. awecreep

Originally posted by Mywi
thats why I know. awecreep


aw yeah.

I like morning sex the best.


SOLID!

everytime I hear solid
..i think of

http://inventorspot.com/files/images/Solid%20Snake.img_assist_custom.jpg

Originally posted by Mywi
everytime I hear solid
..i think of

http://inventorspot.com/files/images/Solid%20Snake.img_assist_custom.jpg

no you think of MY snake.

maybemmm

awesome


well it's away now anyways.

thank god.
































I kinda miss it

aww
petpet

dont worry, youll have another one

Originally posted by Mywi
aww
petpet

dont worry, youll have another one


I hope

jhappy

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
awesome


well it's away now anyways.

thank god.
































I kinda miss it

Dammit, I was about to post some homo pics, so if your parents saw what you were looking at you'd look gay with a boner dammit

Originally posted by Outbound
Dammit, I was about to post some homo pics, so if your parents saw what you were looking at you'd look gay with a boner dammit


but the homo pictures would cause my erection to go away, thus your plan is foiled awesome

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
but the homo pictures would cause my erection to go away, thus your plan is foiled awesome

I considered that, so I would have posted homo pics in between chick pics....or just posted chick pics til you blew a load in your living room haermm

Originally posted by Outbound
I considered that, so I would have posted homo pics in between chick pics....or just posted chick pics til you blew a load in your living room haermm #


damn it, you think of everything uhuh

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
#


damn it, you think of everything uhuh

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/7928/coldfusionboobssd7.jpg

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5194/boobsyw8.jpg


biscuits

I cant identify if thats a chick or a homo guy.

Morning wood never ends, just so you know.

Liam Sadley had a raging boner

I hate when i roll over and it wakes me up

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I hate when i roll over and it wakes me up that's the best way to start the day.

Originally posted by Scythe
Liam Sadley had a raging boner Originally posted by Mairuzu
I hate when i roll over and it wakes me up Originally posted by kodak
that's the best way to start the day.

I remember them.

I always deliberate whether to have a wank before school.

i dont know about any of you, but waking up with one, and shooting one off before im awake enough to see the clock, is the best part of my day.


ami-jay agrees, he wont admit it, but he does

I can't wait to help Ken out with his biscuits

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I can't wait to help Ken out with his biscuits


you always have to slip in some sort of reference.


ewww

yeah piggle, let someone else talk about ken's penis for once.

Originally posted by kodak
yeah piggle, let someone else talk about ken's penis for once.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
you always have to slip in some sort of reference.


ewww

I just say what's on my mind.. and that's always on my mind vin


Originally posted by kodak
yeah piggle, let someone else talk about ken's penis for once.
Yeah.. sorry

Lolz, talk about my penis.

i've seen it, and you know uhuh

Originally posted by kodak
i've seen it, and you know uhuh
You haven't seen it haermm

You think you have, but I bet it wasn't it mhmm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
You haven't seen it haermm

You think you have, but I bet it wasn't it mhmm a boy can dream

Originally posted by kodak
a boy can dream

crylaugh

Originally posted by kodak
i've seen it, and you know uhuh

Since when? haermm

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Since when? haermm vin you'll never know

fotofap, amirite? vin

I slept over at kens once...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Morning wood never ends, just so you know. kar0pIIjK9U

Originally posted by Mywi
I cant identify if thats a chick or a homo guy.

My thoughts exactly.

The "chick" (or "dude" if he/she/it's a guy) in the green bikini has man-like hips.

I still have my erection from this morning.

It's 5pm.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
it just kicked in and I am on the computer in my living room. I'm wearing boxers so it's not exactly unnoticeable. My Mum, StepDad, Sister and Brother are here. I hope no one asks me to get off the computer


I'd have to get up with this raging boner You should be safe unless someone in your family has a magnifying glass handy.

awebrow

Originally posted by Ax3l
You should be safe unless someone in your family has a magnifying glass handy.

awebrow


hahaha,

says the virgin,

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
hahaha,

says the virgin,


awebrow

Excuse me?

You must've read my name wrong. It's pronounced "Axel". Not Walshey.

Originally posted by Ax3l
awebrow

Excuse me?

you're excused.

Originally posted by Ax3l


You must've read my name wrong. It's pronounced "Axel". Not Walshey.

Originally posted by Ax3l


walshy*

so i was in my kitchen, and i got an erection, and it was a good one, i wanted to paint it like a lighthouse, i put a cashew on the tip of my hog, bent it back, shot it into my mouth, first try dude, first try

but seriously, sometimes its great sometimes it sucks, you roll over and its like squashed

Thanks.

Originally posted by Ax3l
You should be safe unless someone in your family has a magnifying glass handy.

awebrow

My Ax3l, always looking out for others.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
hahaha,

says the virgin,

LOL, how old are you, seriously, 15? Jesus.

Originally posted by Kram3r
My Ax3l, always looking out for others.



LOL, how old are you, seriously, 15? Jesus.

17


not like I was lying

Originally posted by Outbound
Dammit, I was about to post some homo pics, so if your parents saw what you were looking at you'd look gay with a boner dammit

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
17


not like I was lying

Jesus Christ, you're a dumb ****. I wasn't actually questioning your age, I was questioning your mentality because of how juvenile and simply unintelligent that comeback was.

Thread is now about boobs. Big ones.

http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/boobs.jpg

Originally posted by Kram3r
Jesus Christ, you're a dumb ****. I wasn't actually questioning your age, I was questioning your mentality because of how juvenile and simply unintelligent that comeback was.


haha, good for you mate, like I didn't know that. However I am only 2 years older than the age you implied I was, so yeah I am allowed to be immature going by your philosophy.

besides, I thought we were going for immature, considering what Axel posted.

I was just stating a fact.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I was just stating a fact.

And how would you know this for fact awecreep?

My Mother is a lying b!tch, so if she told you then I wouldn't believe her uhuh


how's the job hunt going?

Your mother

Edit: Just some things I've heard from some friends on this website.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Your mother

Edit: Just some things I've heard from some friends on this website.


I knew I smelled KMC in the shower last night.



how goes the job hunt, you filthy hobo?

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
haha, good for you mate, like I didn't know that. However I am only 2 years older than the age you implied I was, so yeah I am allowed to be immature going by your philosophy.

besides, I thought we were going for immature, considering what Axel posted.

Despite that fact I think you act like a 15 year old, I wasn't talking about your mannerism I was talking about the mentality used to retort with that comeback, which was just stupid especially since the size of ones penis has nothing to do with whether or not he's had sex or not.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Despite that fact I think you act like a 15 year old, I wasn't talking about your mannerism I was talking about the mentality used to retort with that comeback, which was just stupid especially since the size of ones penis has nothing to do with whether or not he's had sex or not.


again, it was supposed to be immature.

it's weird that you care so much.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
again, it was supposed to be immature.

it's weird that you care so much.

Jesus Christ, yeah, it was immature but maybe you can retort with something smarter and you know, on topic?

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
you filthy hobo? That's funny, considering it's the most likely thing to happen to me.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Jesus Christ, yeah, it was immature but maybe you can retort with something smarter and you know, on topic?


then that wouldn't be very immature now would it.


Originally posted by Ax3l
That's funny, considering it's the most likely thing to happen to me.

No joy with that interview ?

Interview?

Originally posted by Ax3l
Interview?

for that office job.

Office job?

Yes, it was like a month ago you were talking about it on here.

Month ago?

die

Office Job?

I hate morning erections, cause I usually have to take a piss, and that shit hurts.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I hate morning erections, cause I usually have to take a piss, and that shit hurts.


or you get spray in the face.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
or you get spray in the face. No way, my breasts would block it.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
No way, my breasts would block it.


damn, lucky

Originally posted by Kram3r
Despite that fact I think you act like a 15 year old, I wasn't talking about your mannerism I was talking about the mentality used to retort with that comeback, which was just stupid especially since the size of ones penis has nothing to do with whether or not he's had sex or not. way to be a dick

Originally posted by Mywi
Morning erection is teh best. awecreep

No it's not. It's the worst. Especially when you have to pee like the dickens.

and it definatly sucks when family is around, or your homeboys

Originally posted by dadudemon
No it's not. It's the worst. Especially when you have to pee like the dickens. it's annoying, but it's not unbearable srug

Originally posted by Strangelove
way to be a dick That's funny.

I made the best of my morning wood and made my lady happy.

i wish i had a lady to make happy

Originally posted by Strangelove
it's annoying, but it's not unbearable srug

True. I'm still around which means I haven't committed suicide, which also means that it is bearable.

You damned optimist.

Oh Liam Sadley, what have you done...

Originally posted by Strangelove
way to be a dick

Lol, irony.

You kids behave.

well, uhh Good Morning.

just woke up and you guys are still at it.


sadly my morning erection hasn't kicked in yet again

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I hate morning erections, cause I usually have to take a piss, and that shit hurts. Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
or you get spray in the face. Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
No way, my breasts would block it.

Profiled crylaugh

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
well, uhh Good Morning.

just woke up and you guys are still at it.


sadly my morning erection hasn't kicked in yet again


spoke too soon.


it's back, and this time it's pissed off, I think I may have to give it a good thrashing.

Originally posted by dadudemon
True. I'm still around which means I haven't committed suicide, which also means that it is bearable.

You damned optimist. it's a curse.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Liam Sadly, my morning erection, hasn't kicked in yet again Fixed

Liam

or Lamb

or whatever your name is























































hi

Originally posted by Mairuzu
whatever your name is Lamb Sadley

someone say lamb? awehuhs

So you are lamb

and scarlet is liam?

Lamb Sadley never had no cares, he didn't even know he was a gland, but he did know what tickles the pick pickles of stormy, but horny winters of salad.

The goat is a lamb? This could cause a rift in the axis.

For all we know... we are in a whole different dimension now.

That's some crazy shit, brah.

pie is a lie

I never thought of it that way.