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... because her insanely fat friend is coming over tomorrow, and I can't have any. Yeah.

Her*






brownies??? stoned

steal one?

Call her friend fat so she wont feel comfortable eating the brownies? stoned

On the way home this fat girl was following me and i walk pretty fast. I could hear her breathing like a dog that's been struck by lightening in the ass

Originally posted by Slay
... because here insanely fat friend is coming over tomorrow, and I can't have any. Yeah.

Steal one. Nothing can come in between a man and his brownies.

Disguises? stoned

Originally posted by Toku King
Steal one. Nothing can come in between a man and his brownies. Originally posted by Mairuzu
Call her friend fat so she wont feel comfortable eating the brownies? stoned
I'm afraid that she'll catch me with the proverbial pants down. awehuhs

Man up and eat five of them.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Man up and eat five of them.
But if I do, she won't secks me tonight.

Originally posted by Slay
But if I do, she won't secks me tonight.

Just Jedi wave her, she won't know.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Just Jedi wave her, she won't know.
Of course! Why didn't I think of that?

That TH, always thinks up ridiculous solutions and doesn't afraid of anything.

Whats better than brownies?


Whatever your opinion is on whatever is better... get that

eat it in front of them.

Originally posted by Slay
I'm afraid that she'll catch me with the proverbial pants down. awehuhs

Think of it this way: The girl's fat, so she can afford to lose weight instead of gaining it. And that's where you come in to help out.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Whats better than brownies?


Whatever your opinion is on whatever is better... get that

eat it in front of them.
I can have them tomorrow. I want them now though, is what's the issue. awehuhs

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Whats better than brownies?


Whatever your opinion is on whatever is better... get that

eat it in front of them.

That's a trick question. Nothing is better than brownies.

Originally posted by Slay
I can have them tomorrow. I want them now though, is what's the issue. awehuhs

Like I said, you would be a part of the solution if you stole a couple....dozen.

Originally posted by Slay
I can have them tomorrow. I want them now though, is what's the issue. awehuhs

Yeah, but it sounds like there won't be any left.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, but it sounds like there won't be any left.
That's what I said. I also said:
Originally posted by Toku King
Think of it this way: The girl's fat, so she can afford to lose weight instead of gaining it. And that's where you come in to help out.
But then she just went ''Ugh'', which is usually not a good sign.

Originally posted by Slay
But then she just went ''Ugh'', which is usually not a good sign.

She's just in denial. Prove its usefulness.
I have never had and never will have a girlfriend that could ever deny me brownies.

Okay, here's what you do, you cook your own brownies and then don't share them when the fat girl eats all the other ones.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, here's what you do, you cook your own brownies and then don't share them when the fat girl eats all the other ones.
Or I get some at the baker's on my way back from work tomorrow? awebrow

Originally posted by Slay
Or I get some at the baker's on my way back from work tomorrow? awebrow

No, because you have to be eating a brownie before the fat girl even steps foot in the house, this is the goal. THIS IS THE GOAL, BRAH!

Contaminate the brownies.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, because you have to be eating a brownie before the fat girl even steps foot in the house, this is the goal. THIS IS THE GOAL, BRAH!
So I call in sick at work to make brownies? awebrow

Slay, i need pics or they didn't happen.

Speaking of brownies, what is the difference between eating 'special' brownies and just smoking up?

theres not really much of a diff

besides the fact that your chest wont feel as hard and your throat will be a bit clearer

I see mmm



You should make your sig animated, so it flashes with different sigs and makes people have epileptic fits biscuits

yeah they seem to be the latest craze

Originally posted by Slay
... because her insanely fat friend is coming over tomorrow, and I can't have any. Yeah.
The last time I had brownies they had pot in them.

Probably too late, but what you should have done, is, sit down with your girlfriend and her fatty friend. Offer her a brownie. Then ask whether they would like to listen to some music. When they, inevitably say "yes", go over to the stereo, put your "The Queen is Dead" CD in and play Track 10 on repeat. Then walk calmly back to the couch, take a brownie and just stare at your girlfriend's friend.

I am sure your girlfriend will get the hint that giving you brownies the day before is much more desirable for all parties involved.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
On the way home this fat girl was following me and i walk pretty fast. I could hear her breathing like a dog that's been struck by lightening in the ass

I wanted to say hi but you were walking to fast for me .. next time I won't bother ermm

AHHH, Brownies

Originally posted by Bardock42
Probably too late, but what you should have done, is, sit down with your girlfriend and her fatty friend. Offer her a brownie. Then ask whether they would like to listen to some music. When they, inevitably say "yes", go over to the stereo, put your "The Queen is Dead" CD in and play Track 10 on repeat. Then walk calmly back to the couch, take a brownie and just stare at your girlfriend's friend.

I am sure your girlfriend will get the hint that giving you brownies the day before is much more desirable for all parties involved. Am I seriously the only person who's got this so far?

I GOT IT LOLOLOL

oh or you could... get brown Styrofoam, cover it with cocoa powder, steal ALL of the brownies, replacing them with the props, then when the time comes you eat one of her brownies rather than the props, the fat girl insults her cooking, she never talks to the fat girl again, and cooks for your mouth only.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
I GOT IT LOLOLOL Explain the joke then.

I made some brownies earlier



































In the toilet.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I made some brownies earlier



































In the toilet.

thanks for sharing

Originally posted by Toku King
I have never had and never will have a girlfriend. Fixed laughcry


Just kidding, homes.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
thanks for sharing The brownies or the info?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The brownies or the info?

the info

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
the info uh oh....catfight ?

Bring it sister!!!

oh, its already been brought!

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Explain the joke then. the tenth track of the cd "The queen is dead" is "some girls are bigger than others." the joke is funny because of the pseudo-subtlty of the action. It would be unfitting and shocking, thus it is funny.

of course to some persons this would be offensive and cruel to those who are of the more rotund nature.

do you need more, or are you good?

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
the tenth track of the cd "The queen is dead" is "some girls are bigger than others." the joke is funny because of the pseudo-subtlty of the action. It would be unfitting and shocking, thus it is funny. I studied Psychology for 2 years, you know. Your response is a mix between a Wikipedia search, and using phrases that are meaningless. "Pseudo-subtlety", hahaha.

No i got the joke as soon as I read it. I didn't get to this post on time to instantly post. Why do you have a problem with that?

Pseudo=false so.. false subtlety.

Mhm do you flaunt that your in college taking psychology to everybody on the internet that you are wrong about?

And yes i got my definition from dictionary.com. your point?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?safe=off&q=you+lose+good+day+siriurl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fi3.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FVDW0ZnZxjn4%2Fdefault.jpg&v=VDW0ZnZxjn4&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2Fvideosearch%3Fgbv%3D2&ndsp=18

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
oh, its already been brought! Look at them arguing haermm

INDEED!

Peace now. This is a thread for brownies and solving slay's problem in the most sensitive of ways, not for arguing or crying because someone other than you got a joke... FOR THE SAKE OF BROWNIES!!! *bursts into tears*

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
No i got the joke as soon as I read it. I didn't get to this post on time to instantly post. Why do you have a problem with that?

Pseudo=false so.. false subtlety.

Mhm do you flaunt that your in college taking psychology to everybody on the internet that you are wrong about?

And yes i got my definition from dictionary.com. your point?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?safe=off&q=you+lose+good+day+siriurl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fi3.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FVDW0ZnZxjn4%2Fdefault.jpg&v=VDW0ZnZxjn4&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2Fvideosearch%3Fgbv%3D2&ndsp=18 Ha, I was stating I took Psychology so that you understood that I knew you were making it all up on the spot. It wasn't false subtlety at all. It wasn't shocking, either.

No offense, you don't come across as smart enough to come up with a particularly (pseudo) intelligent response.

Nothing personal, I'm hardly the smartest person alive either.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
INDEED!

Peace now. This is a thread for brownies and solving slay's problem in the most sensitive of ways, not for arguing or crying because someone other than you got a joke... FOR THE SAKE OF BROWNIES!!! *bursts into tears* It's posts like these that make me think you're as stupid as you come across.

Of course, I'm mainly doing this to create a 'Slay'-like atmosphere to the thread. Just so you get that.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Ha, I was stating I took Psychology so that you understood that I knew you were making it all up on the spot. It wasn't false subtlety at all. It wasn't shocking, either.

No offense, you don't come across as smart enough to come up with a particularly (pseudo) intelligent response.

Nothing personal, I'm hardly the smartest person alive either. wow..... so... you stated that you were learning psychology so that you could say i made that up on the spot. It took you two years of psychology to figure that out?

1. It would be shocking if he actually did it.

2. I'm sorry. I don't come across as smart enough to come up with a particularly intelligent response? I don't understand. I believe that I did.

3. I already know you were FAR from the smartest person alive.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
wow..... so... you stated that you were learning psychology so that you could say i made that up on the spot. It took you two years of psychology to figure that out?

1. It would be shocking if he actually did it.

2. I'm sorry. I don't come across as smart enough to come up with a particularly intelligent response? I don't understand. I believe that I did.

3. I already know you were FAR from the smartest person alive. 1. lol

2. lol

3. k

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Of course, I'm mainly doing this to create a 'Slay'-like atmosphere to the thread. Just so you get that. ok that explains it. I wondered why someone would start an argument over whether or not someone else got a joke or not and is smart enough to have not plagiarized his entire post...

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
ok that explains it. I wondered why someone would start an argument over whether or not someone else got a joke or not and is smart enough to have not plagiarized his entire post... Aside from the grammatical errors in that post... yeah.

whew... glad i slid outa that one.
http://www.howtonotsuck.com/assets/images/arguing_on_the_internet.jpg

Anyway... aside from the gramatical errors in 92% of kmc, as long as their sentence structure is easy enough to get an idea what they are talking about, i don't complain.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
whew... glad i slid outa that one.

Anyway... aside from the gramatical errors in 92% of kmc, as long as their sentence structure is easy enough to get an idea what they are talking about, i don't complain. I do, because it makes it more presentable and readable. But that's just where we differ.

Also, that picture's as old as the internet itself.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
It's posts like these that make me think you're as stupid as you come across. want some brownies?

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I do, because it makes it more presentable and readable. But that's just where we differ.

Also, that picture's as old as the internet itself. indeed. like an ancient parable, its words speak knowledge to us in times of mental darkness.


I don't understand where you get off calling me stupid... I don't understand either where you get that Idea. One of the chief rules of argumentative arguing is the instant you call someone a name, you just lost, because everyone watching sees that you are so biased and have nothing logical left to argue with. Ya... I'm writing a bigarse paper for english 1a right now. And guess what? its an argumentative paper on a controversial topic.

Maybe you came off as stupid and defensive when I said i understood a joke?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
want some brownies? i brought milk. Will trade for brownies.

cosmic?

I guess. I broght it from queeq's bar. its blue...

k well i am going to sleep....

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
Maybe you came off as stupid and defensive when I said i understood a joke? Maybe I am stupid and defensive? Ever thought of that, huh?

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Maybe I am stupid and defensive? Ever thought of that, huh? No, you're just British. haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, you're just British. haermm If I was going to use a geographical location to imply I was stupid and defesnive, I would have said I was Texan.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
If I was going to use a geographical location to imply I was stupid and defesnive, I would have said I was Texan. Easy, Tex haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Easy, Tex haermm Note: That was me being British

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Note: That was me being British I know, thats why I am laughing, Mr. Van Cleef.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Maybe I am stupid and defensive? Ever thought of that, huh? mmm i thought of it but thought it would be too ofensive to say that.

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/user_sigs/7/1/customsig_112871_qZ.gif

So this is what it's like to be stump ****ed through the eye socket

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Look at them arguing haermm

hanuts

Originally posted by FoxMeister
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/user_sigs/7/1/customsig_112871_qZ.gif

So this is what it's like to be stump ****ed through the eye socket ???

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
???
Nothing personal.

I just feel like my optic nerves have been violated

Originally posted by Slay
... because her insanely fat friend is coming over tomorrow, and I can't have any. Yeah.

Dammit man who's wearing the pants in that relationship? Strap on a pair

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/custom_avatars/avatar71860_11.gif
tehe

You know my girlfriend told me that she didn't like me having the bouncing boobs as my avatar and I was all like 'Well I'm keeping it, I like it' ha-son and so she was all like ha-son and so I was all like ha-son and then I was like having sex with her and then after that it was just like smurph

awepedo Good man

Originally posted by FoxMeister
awepedo Good man

awehawe Have a KMC sprite sprite

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Nothing personal.

I just feel like my optic nerves have been violated you know you like it.