The Selphie Sidequest

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Selphie
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This is my thread. About me. My life. Cool stuff. YA KNOW.

Stuff that involves Selphie.

Friends, come and join me, all are welcome, unless you're a jerkface.

If you're a jerkface, I am entitled to rape your face.

The Sidequest has begun!

Doo doo doo!

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taft
Asl

The Grey Fox
hey there

Selphie
Originally posted by taft
Asl

17/f/Vermont/horny, u?

Selphie
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
hey there

There! There wolf!

Hi hi

Ms Chelle
jam

taft
Originally posted by Selphie
17/f/Vermont/horny, u?

16/f/cali/same

Neo Darkhalen
hi

Selphie
Originally posted by Ms Chelle
jam

Let's rock and or rolllll!

Selphie
Originally posted by taft
16/f/cali/same

*spils watur all ova yur tite wite t-shirt lol*

Selphie
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
hi

Hi hi hi

taft
Originally posted by Selphie
*spils watur all ova yur tite wite t-shirt lol*

lolmg mi shrt iz wet lool

Sol Valentine
Sammiches

Selphie
Originally posted by taft
lolmg mi shrt iz wet lool

lol ur nipling

Selphie
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Sammiches

Grilled cheese, plz, k yah

Sol Valentine
Grilled cheese ready

~Wålshy~
selphie must have been sniffing glue again

taft
Originally posted by Selphie
lol ur nipling \

yeh xD

Ax3l
First page

Selphie

Scythe
They mostly come at night, mostly. Mah babeh Selph! I oughta face rape ya, jerkface!

Selphie
GET OUT, YOU ****ING ASSWHORE

Scythe
Ya goddamn assdick!!

RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Selphie


http://h03.net/DontLink/fangs/ANIfangChomp4C.gif

This is my thread. About me. My life. Cool stuff. YA KNOW.

Stuff that involves Selphie.

Friends, come and join me, all are welcome, unless you're a jerkface.

If you're a jerkface, I am entitled to rape your face.

The Sidequest has begun!

Doo doo doo!

http://h03.net/DontLink/fangs/ANIfangChomp4C.gif



sounds pretty much like a 6 page maximum thread, Selph..

Selphie
Originally posted by Scythe
Ya goddamn assdick!!

At first, I thought this said 'sidekick', and I was like, ".....owch, my feelings!"

Selphie
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
sounds pretty much like a 6 page maximum thread, Selph..

Yer face is a 6 page maximum, get the fuuuuuuuuuuuck out

Scythe
Originally posted by Selphie
At first, I thought this said 'sidekick', and I was like, ".....owch, my feelings!" You're my Sidekick!!

RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Selphie
Yer face is a 6 page maximum, get the fuuuuuuuuuuuck out
shut the **** up, Selphie! keep it up an yer thread won't even last 3 pages you dry ****!

Selphie
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
shut the **** up, Selphie! keep it up an yer thread won't even last 3 pages you dry ****!

Nah way Ramjet, I got plenty of blood draining, it won't go dry anytime soon

Selphie
Originally posted by Scythe
You're my Sidekick!!

Sure thing, mista J!

Scythe
Originally posted by Selphie
Nah way Ramjet, I got plenty of blood draining, it won't go dry anytime soon This is true, you owe me money for my huge ass dry cleaning bill, ya sea hag!

Scythe
Originally posted by Selphie
Sure thing, mista J! God I f*cking love the f*cking shit out of you...

Selphie
Originally posted by Scythe
God I f*cking love the f*cking shit out of you...

Do you love me more than my daddy's love when mommy's having that time of the month?

Scythe
Originally posted by Selphie
Do you love me more than my daddy's love when mommy's having that time of the month? Yes, because unlike daddy, I can kill.

Selphie
Originally posted by Scythe
Yes, because unlike daddy, I can kill.

Yummy

I want to sit on your lap

Scythe
Originally posted by Selphie
Yummy

I want to sit on your lap You're in for a surprise. I pleasant surprise.

Selphie
Originally posted by Scythe
You're in for a surprise. I pleasant surprise.

I pleasant surprise?

ME GUSTA!

Scythe
MUY BONITO!!

Selphie
Yeah, I say that while riding some random guy, you know it

Scythe
Oh so I'm "random guy" now?! You're heartless, I hate you! Go to heck and back!

Selphie
*flips over the morning newspaper*

Already there sweetie, already there.

Scythe
Shaddap!

The Grey Fox
Bump awesome

Selphie
Yay for meeeeee!

I still haven't checked out that lipstick yet! I NEED TO DO THAT

and call my stupid ass friend, ew

~Wålshy~
you have no friends uhuh

Selphie

The Grey Fox
This is totally another bump

Selphie
It totally is

What RHPS song are you near now?

The Grey Fox
Sword of Damocles!

Selphie
THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES IS HANGIN', OVER MAH HEAD! AND I'VE GOT THE FEELIN' SOMEONE'S GONNA BE CUTTIN THE THREAD! OH, WOE IS ME! MY LIFE IS A MISERY!

The Grey Fox
Oh, Rocky!

Röland
Originally posted by Selphie
You just want to have a rainbow party with my friends, admit it
HAHA RAINBOW PARTY!

The Grey Fox
"You're a genius, master!"


"A triumph of your will!"


"He's okay!"


awesome

Selphie

Selphie
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
"You're a genius, master!"


"A triumph of your will!"


"He's okay!"

.......Okay......... OKAY!?!?!?!?!?

Röland
Originally posted by Selphie
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
I'M WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW!

Selphie

Röland
Originally posted by Selphie
NOW I WANT TO WATCH IT

GOOD THING I HAVE IT ON DVD!

BEETLE BREAKFAST! BEETLE BEVERAGE! BEETLE ORANGE DRINK!
I WANT IT ON DVD!

Selphie
IT HAS NO SPECIAL FEATURES THOUGH D:

The Grey Fox
My DVD of Beetlejuice does mmm

Röland
Originally posted by Selphie
IT HAS NO SPECIAL FEATURES THOUGH D: Originally posted by The Grey Fox
My DVD of Beetlejuice does mmm
owned

Selphie
But....... post a pic of what yours is like Ami

Ax3l
I want that new Beatlejuice DVD with 3 episodes of the cartoon, of which I used to love and watch in my youth.

The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Selphie
But....... post a pic of what yours is like Ami I can't get it right now, it's my mother's copy

Selphie
Originally posted by Ax3l
I want that new Beatlejuice DVD with 3 episodes of the cartoon, of which I used to love and watch in my youth.

Yeah! I loved that too! It was almost like Beetlejuice and Lydia were like a thing though, kind of creeped me out

Selphie
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I can't get it right now, it's my mother's copy

I mean, if you can find the issue or whatever on the internet, post a pic of it, know what I mean?

Ax3l
Originally posted by Selphie
Yeah! I loved that too! It was almost like Beetlejuice and Lydia were like a thing though, kind of creeped me out And the skeleton guy. awebrow


I can't remember most of my childhood, but I can remember most of the shows I watched when I was young.

The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Selphie
I mean, if you can find the issue or whatever on the internet, post a pic of it, know what I mean? It just looks like this

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/149/2933~Beetlejuice-Posters.jpg

Selphie
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
It just looks like this

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/149/2933~Beetlejuice-Posters.jpg

Well, mine does too, but it doesn't have any bonus scenes, or commentary, or anything fun

The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Selphie
Well, mine does too, but it doesn't have any bonus scenes, or commentary, or anything fun That's lame, mine doesn't have commentary, but it has outtakes, and deleted scenes.

Ax3l
70

Röland
TGF might have the 20th Anniversary Addition.

Sol Valentine
E-Liz

The Grey Fox

Selphie
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
E-Liz

E-Steve

Steve-E

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Selphie
E-Steve

Steve-E

Sup?

Ax3l
My real name is Alex. I prefer Axel

Röland
Ok...Alex.

Selphie
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Sup?

Listening to my favorite songs from musicals or disney movies

You?

Ax3l
WHOA.

It feels weird.

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Selphie
Listening to my favorite songs from musicals or disney movies

You?

Looking for some songs to download, but it's something ridiculous

Ax3l
Originally posted by Selphie
Listening to my favorite songs from musicals or disney movies

You?

lHWSe1cNpKI

Scythe
Forget about your worries and your Strife!

taft
RnrXiaPVeHY

taft
was going on lizzle

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Mywi
SO whats the reward for completing this sidequest ? Or what?

jlaugh

Syren
You killed it nahuh

~Wålshy~
you let it live uhuh

Syren
I also returned, but you didn't notice, did you? whyioutgha

~Wålshy~
i did, i just didnt care. peaches

Syren
Well, that's a nice welcome fu

Röland
Originally posted by Mywi
SO whats the reward for completing this sidequest ? Or what?

jlaugh
Better be an epic. jockey

Scythe
I wanna see a little less Selphie, and alittle more shut the hell up Selphie...

Ripper Jacc
*kicks open a small treasure chest* Damnit, Selph, you robbed me again and left only these evil monkeys in the treasure chest! *kicks one, before getting attacked by all* DAMNIT!!!

Scythe
That's Selphie, a booty robber/rapist!

Ripper Jacc
(>^_^)> (0_o) <(^_^&ltwink

Rapists
They will find you

Scythe
Selphie can never sneak up on me, she constantly smells like burnts tuna.

Selphie
Now that's just mean!

Scythe
After you left me to burn in that car! Ra-! Agh! Ragh! RATTATA!

Selphie
Shut your face before I ra-raaaa-RATICAAAAAATE

Mairuzu
So, whats this thread about meow?

Selphie
it's about me

Goddamn, why doesn't anyone read the ****ing first post, it's about MEEEEE

Sol Valentine
Selphie

Scythe
Originally posted by Selphie
it's about me

Goddamn, why doesn't anyone read the ****ing first post, it's about MEEEEE RATTATA!!!!

Selphie
Originally posted by Scythe
RATTATA!!!!

IT FEELS LIKE THIS FORUM IS FULL OF RATTATATS

Selphie
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Selphie

Mr. Valentineeeee

Scythe
Originally posted by Selphie
IT FEELS LIKE THIS FORUM IS FULL OF RATTATATS Go catch them!!! allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Selphie
Originally posted by Scythe
Go catch them!!! allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

I KNOW, IT'S MY DESTINY

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Selphie
Mr. Valentineeeee

Sup?

Selphie
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Sup?

Listening to music, about to go on a walk with my doggieeee

Youuuuu?

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Selphie
Listening to music, about to go on a walk with my doggieeee

Youuuuu?

Have fun!

I had a pep rally today eek!

Selphie
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Have fun!

I had a pep rally today eek!

How was that?

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Selphie
How was that?

GREEEEEEEAAAAAAT!

Selphie
Yay

Holy shit, when I was walking back home from going on a walk with my dog, I almost pissed myself, I had to piss so bad

CRAZY, RIGHT?!

It's really hard to climb stairs when you're on the verge of pissing yourself

Sol Valentine
Oh ma gawd, it's like you're about to essplode down there! D: D: D:

Selphie
I know, right?! And then my ****ing cat starts stretching in front of me while I'm 3 feet away from the toilet, and I'm like, "Move, betch!"

So annoying!

Sol Valentine
I hate it when my brother takes the bathroom first, or worse, in the mornings when my cousin is showering while I'm sitting there on the verge of tears!

Selphie
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I hate it when my brother takes the bathroom first, or worse, in the mornings when my cousin is showering while I'm sitting there on the verge of tears!

Ah man, I'd be so pissed, if on the verge of peein', I'd be quickly on the verge of wanting to choke a betch!

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Selphie
Ah man, I'd be so pissed, if on the verge of peein', I'd be quickly on the verge of wanting to choke a betch!

I remember I looked at my cousin and I was gonna choke him but I decided to hold the wall and scratch the paint off!

To this day the mark is still there

Selphie
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I remember I looked at my cousin and I was gonna choke him but I decided to hold the wall and scratch the paint off!

To this day the mark is still there

Lul, Sol Vicious biscuits

Sol Valentine
laughing

Scythe
Selphie...ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mairuzu
requesting for a babeh freshly departed from your anus,





mam...

Scythe
Sigh, guess that means I'm up again, ugh.... Cum 'ere Selph!

Mairuzu
aNUS ANUS

Scythe
We must forge alligiance amongst sodomy like our world leaders in past times taught us.

Mairuzu
but SIR, they betrayed us in the past during the oblivion trials.

Scythe
You want more you say?! Such fanny tumblers shall hear no more!

Selphie
WINNAR

The Grey Fox
POST

Selphie
NO U LOL

The Grey Fox
lul, well your face and that

Selphie
D:

The Grey Fox
2: D

Selphie
mmm Intriguing.

The Grey Fox
He has a hairdo mhmm

Selphie
I noticed mmm

The Grey Fox
Liar

Selphie
No no no, you got it all wrong. I'm an honest kinda gal. Your tone, it's all wrong. Tsk.

The Grey Fox
"Don't look at me with that tone of voice!"

- Selphie

Selphie
mmm

DeathKap
Dude looks like a lady.

Selphie
...alright then.

DeathKap
Lol thats the song im listen too. How r u Selphie?

Selphie
I'm doing well, I'm doing well! I'm listening to American Psycho by the Misfits. Good stuff!

What are you up to, my good sir?

DeathKap
I am eating some soy chicken burgers with mushrooms. Thank u for asking.

Selphie
Mmm, that sounds yummy. Are you vegetarian?

DeathKap
It is very good, an yes I am, an proud of it lol.

Selphie
Good! I'm not a vegetarian, but my brother is, so I've had my fair share of veggie meals, and I have to say, they are damn tasty.

I'd like to give up meat, but that'll be a really big step I'll have to make!

DeathKap
Originally posted by Selphie
Good! I'm not a vegetarian, but my brother is, so I've had my fair share of veggie meals, and I have to say, they are damn tasty.

I'd like to give up meat, but that'll be a really big step I'll have to make!
I didnt even think about being one even when my sis was one for 3 years before me. One day I just stopped. Ive been one for like... 2 years now I think?

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