An interesting little tale . . .

Shrek, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous, and Brad Pitt was the sexiest .

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Angelina perked up and said: 'I know for sure that I am the most gorgeous of them all.'

Brad Pitt lifted his sad face and said: 'Who the hell is Tired Hiker?'

w00t

And that's the story of my birth.

haermm

At first i was like 😐

then i was like... *Mairuzu leaves thread*

Originally posted by Mairuzu
At first i was like 😐

then i was like... *Mairuzu leaves thread*

Liar, you know I'm the shit, brah.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Shrek, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous, and Brad Pitt was the sexiest .

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Angelina perked up and said: 'I know for sure that I am the most gorgeous of them all.'

Brad Pitt lifted his sad face and said: 'Who the hell is Tired Hiker?'

w00t

😂

My grandfather told me a similar joke about himself when I was 8. 😄

Originally posted by Mairuzu
At first i was like 😐

then i was like... *Mairuzu leaves thread*

*holds Mairuzu's hand on the way out while skipping*

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Liar, you know I'm the shit, brah.

hanuts

Originally posted by Mairuzu
At first i was like 😐

then i was like... *Mairuzu leaves thread*

I can't believe you took the section of my sig out of yours mhm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Shrek, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous, and Brad Pitt was the sexiest .

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Angelina perked up and said: 'I know for sure that I am the most gorgeous of them all.'

Brad Pitt lifted his sad face and said: 'Who the hell is Tired Hiker?'

w00t

Shreks an ogre dur

😛

Originally posted by Syren
I can't believe you took the section of my sig out of yours mhm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Shrek, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous, and Brad Pitt was the sexiest .

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Angelina perked up and said: 'I know for sure that I am the most gorgeous of them all.'

Brad Pitt lifted his sad face and said: 'Who the hell is Tired Hiker?'

w00t

Originally posted by dadudemon
My grandfather told me a similar joke about himself when I was 8. 😄

*holds Mairuzu's hand on the way out while skipping*

Fu** you, bi*tch! 😄

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Fu** you, bi*tch! 😄

HEY!

That was intended to get a response from Mairuzu, not insult you! 😆

And I'm sure your wife would agree about your little joke...she's hogging your penis so much that she got preggers.....and yet you demand suckles.

Originally posted by dadudemon
HEY!

That was intended to get a response from Mairuzu, not insult you! 😆

And I'm sure your wife would agree about your little joke...she's hogging your penis so much that she got preggers.....and yet you demand suckles.

Dude, my post was directed at Mairuzu as well. What the f is with you lately? 😕

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dude, my post was directed at Mairuzu as well. What the f is with you lately? 😕

DUDE! My last post was directed at Mairuzu, too. How could you could be confused about that? It was quite obvious.

Originally posted by dadudemon
DUDE! My last post was directed at Mairuzu, too. How could you could be confused about that? It was quite obvious.

Dude, Mairuzu. Dude.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dude, Mairuzu. Dude.

Mairuzu, dude, Mairuzu!

Yours says SWEEEEET, what does MINE say!

Originally posted by dadudemon
Mairuzu, dude, Mairuzu!

Yours says SWEEEEET, what does MINE say!

Duuuuuuuuuude.