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So I was looking around my Google Docs account (lol) and found this. I probably posted it at some time last year.

But I don't care.

Roland says:
haermm ok so there is this girl on the opposing team who was like the leading scorer/pwnt of the county. etc.
Roland says:
and our girls didn't let her score at all during the first half
Roland says:
she comes out the 2nd half and starts sinking shots left and right
Roland says:
so she gets all cocky and starts holding her hand up after she makes it haermm
Roland says:
she shoots a 3 and misses it
Roland says:
and all the guys, who are dressed up looking like complete jackasses, are like "OOOOOHHHHHH *HOLDING OUR HANDS UP*"
Roland says:
and she is all like "srug" but then misses the next shot she takes and we do it again
Roland says:
well she never made another shot and around 2 mins left she goes to shoot a three to tie the game, misses it, we all do the "oh" thing and she starts bawling
Roland says:
just stops and starts crying
Roland says:
like doesn't even run down to defend
Roland says:
and the ref is all like "you okay?"
Roland says:
and this guy behind me named Jeff is all like "Cry me a river" but sang it like Timberlake
Roland says:
and she just sits down and crys more
Roland says:
we all ****ing lost it
Roland says:
haermm
Roland says:
then the principal comes over and is like "You guys all get the hell out of here!"
Roland says:
haermm
we all got kicked out
Roland says:
but then the next home game we dressed up anyway haermm
Roland says:
one girl walks over and is all like "You guys aint funneh!"
Roland says:
she was black haermm
Roland says:
our team were all like "lawlz"

Roland says:
i always have this dream, like once a week, where i'm on a plane and all my friends are there, then the plane like ****ing saws in half and we all fly out and right when i'm about to hit the ground i wake up and am all sweaty and shit haermm

Funny

I thought the basketball story was funny.

I'm always sweaty & shit when in a bed. vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm always sweaty & shit when in a bed. vin



When you're sweaty, you shit in bed?

Originally posted by dadudemon
When you're sweaty, you shit in bed?

Yeah, exactly. sleepy

Originally posted by dadudemon
When you're sweaty, you shit in bed? Leave Irene alone man haermm

great story

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yeah, exactly. sleepy

I have nothing smartass to say to that. I am all out of comments.


Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Leave Irene alone man haermm

Sorry...didn't mean to mess with your gal...

That shut you up. haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
That shut you up. haermm

*fart*








Stole that one from my other wife, Kelly Bean.

You would.

Originally posted by silver_tears
You would. love the avatar

Originally posted by silver_tears
You would.

Woah...you're the one who shits in beds...all sweaty like. 313



You should at least take a picture and sell it on the internets, you could make some money off of Bardock.

haermm

I still laugh at this, reminds me of #32.

Roland says boobs

Roland is not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

nice

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/user_sigs/2/6/customsig_98026_9R.gif

This looks shooped, I can tell from the pixels and from having seem quite a few shops in my life.

haermm

I'm famous around these parts.

haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
what parts? Private parts? haermm
Sure. haermm

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb95/NotaPupmon/MST3K-ItStinks.jpg

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
That's like all you ever say to me.. I hate you now awehuhs
Soz. awesome

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Oh, I can never stay mad at you awesome
I know, I'm just so special. awesome

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Yeah, and you have your own bus awesome
Exac....wait....uhuh

Question, Roland.

Do those girls in your sig have the same thing happening down below?

If you know what I'm sayin'? biscuits

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Question, Roland.

Do those girls in your sig have the same thing happening down below?

If you know what I'm sayin'? biscuits minty fresh? haermm

That shit would burn. aweposh

Originally posted by silver_tears
That shit would burn. aweposh
Like when you got that STD? aweposh

The one you gave me and three other people, including two men?

and a penguin?

Originally posted by silver_tears
The one you gave me and three other people, including two men? Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
and a penguin?
Yes, that one.

thankyou

no one bows to you irene

WHERE THE F*CK ARE YOU ROLAND?!!

DON'T MAKE ME MAD!! ha-son

I'M BACK. ha-son

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
no one bows to you irene

***** please. slap

I never see Derek anymore.

Who?

Where?

Originally posted by Barker
I never see Derek anymore.
Cause you're always at McD's.
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
You were like 6 hours too late! mhm

Classic Roland uhuh
Shut the f*ck up. uhuh

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Hang up the phone and make me why dontcha? uhuh
What? awebrow

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It's a line from Home Alone... awebrow

I'm glad I never said yes when you proposed.. it would have never worked out awehawe
Who the f*ck would remember that line from that gay movie? awebrow

You would have been a shitty wife anyway. awehuhs

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I love that movie aweherm

Yeah I know.. but don't tell Ken dodgy
Your taste in movies disgusts me. awehuhs

He'll find out eventually. awesome

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I like lots of different movies awehuhd

I know but I'd rather he find out after we're married awesome
Your taste in movies still sucks. awehuhs

Manipulator. uhuh

Home Alone was great!

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Home Alone was great!
Actually, it was! awesome

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You know what'll be better though?


Watchmen 131
Hells yeah. 131

Who the f*ck cares what Roland says?

awebrow

Originally posted by The Red
Who the f*ck cares what Roland says?
Everyone. awebrow

Originally posted by The Red
Lies. uhuh Originally posted by silver_tears
awebrow

Originally posted by The Red
Who the f*ck cares what Roland says?

**** roland

Originally posted by Mairuzu
**** roland

He's a tiny little guy. uhuh

Why in the hell does this have 71 replies. crackers

Because you touch yourself at night. uhuh

crylaugh

I'm ****ing hilarious. awehawe

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm ****ing hilarious. awehawe
I wasn't laughing at you. awehuhs

Bewbs ~ Roland.

he is so damn weird.. amirite? awebrow

haermm

luf u babe 131

Awww. awesome

lame reply.



i should kill you. awehuhd

I luf u too. awesome

Better haermm

Roland is filled with RAGE!!

everyone back away slowly.. no sudden movements.. dodgy

THE HELL!?!?!?!?

uh oh...


Hi hi there.. heh.. uh.. nice day..

*backs away slowly*

lookaround

crackers

PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!

*cowers*

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!

*cowers*
*hurts*

I talked to Roland on MSN yesterday, lol. O

r maybe th e day before,

Originally posted by dadudemon
When you're sweaty, you shit in bed?

LOL

bump

****ers

I met a guy named Roland today. Just saying.

I work for a guy named Ronald

ROLAND MCDONALD?

I deem this thread giggle worthy. *giggle giggle giggle*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Baker. I did once, however know a guy who lost both arms and one eye......We called him.......Larry.
Wut...

Hahaha

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Baker. I did once, however know a guy who lost both arms and one eye......We called him.......Larry.

F*ck what Roland says excellent

Who's Roland?

Some guy, I think...