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So... almost at the seven year mark. Yikes, where did the years go?

Basically the only purpose of this thread is to be informative to those who actually know who I am. I realize at this point, where I make random, small appearances on the board, not everyone knows who I am and really has no reason to pay it any mind. It happens.

However, to those of you who know me, I wanted to make something plain.

I'm actually turning 19 in December, not 21.

I faked my age back in 2001 because I was a month short of being able to legally join the message boards. Being 12 and not quite smart enough to realize I could just wait a month, I said I was 14. That kinda just kept going until I graduated high school when I was supposedly 20. ermm Yeah.

I told Raz... who actually didn't know how old I was to begin with. Hell, Lana just kinda went "Eh, I figured."

But yeah.

Just for funsies, now you all know. w00t

And now you can all screw around with this thread.

Who are you again....?

We are the same age. That explains alot. shocklaugh


Well no it doesn't but, yeah.

edit, wait. turning 19.............. your younger. shock that kind of feels weird, i always pictured you older.

turning 19?
Kick Ass! *high fives*

Do you feel vindicated?

If so, good for you.


Carrying around a load (lol) can be a burden.




Now post pictures of your nipples or GTFO.

Well, here's ONE...

Yeah, I don't expect many people to actually care, it's more of a clarification thing. ermm

Originally posted by Captain REX
Yeah, I don't expect many people to actually care, it's more of a clarification thing. ermm what day is your birthday, i'll throw you a party.

Your so immature Rex tongue_ss


don't ban me . tongue_ss

When I came here I was pretending I was straight haermm

Including to myself, I guess.

I know you Meester Galder sir

He's a LIAR haermm

I've never lied, I really am the most honest person sat in front of this computer. Honest!

I found out about this lie a few months ago. Laughed my ass off about it.

Originally posted by Captain REX
So... almost at the seven year mark. Yikes, where did the years go?

Basically the only purpose of this thread is to be informative to those who actually know who I am. I realize at this point, where I make random, small appearances on the board, not everyone knows who I am and really has no reason to pay it any mind. It happens.

However, to those of you who know me, I wanted to make something plain.

I'm actually turning 19 in December, not 21.

I faked my age back in 2001 because I was a month short of being able to legally join the message boards. Being 12 and not quite smart enough to realize I could just wait a month, I said I was 14. That kinda just kept going until I graduated high school when I was supposedly 20. ermm Yeah.

I told Raz... who actually didn't know how old I was to begin with. Hell, Lana just kinda went "Eh, I figured."

But yeah.

Just for funsies, now you all know. w00t

And now you can all screw around with this thread.

OH MY GOD!! shock

so all we had was based on a lie?! cryoh

How could you weep

Like Ken said, it's just funny to me now, but before it was like 'OH MY GOD WHAT IF THEY KNEW WOULD THEY HATE ME Z0MG DEATH AND CHAOS.'

But really, I never fibbed about anything other than my age.

Hey Alex, long time no see, you damn dog!

Originally posted by Captain REX
Well, here's ONE...





That was smartassedly righteous.

It also makes you a pedophile because that picture is from three years ago.

Originally posted by Captain REX
It also makes you a pedophile because that picture is from three years ago.

Yeah right...with a chest and face that hairy, you're far from being in appearance, biologically, to an underage young man...The spirit of pedophilia is not to be had...on the letter of pedophilia can be placed on meh......









Also, why can't you have been a hot female mod and not a manly mass of mod? The nipple picture would have been for quite a few more people.

I was actually 15 in that picture.

I suggest pestering Lana, if you're hunting for mod-based boobies. They're not to be had under MY shirt...

Btw, Kodak, December 14th. It'll be grand, I'm sure.

Originally posted by Scythe
Who are you again....? Some weird chick.


Broke ther rules. Reported her.

I joined back in 2006 and completely forgot all about the place,

2 years later I tried to register again with the same e-mail address and it said I had already registered.

so basically 2 years ago I didn't give a **** about kmc enough to even post once awehuh

but I don't feel that way now awecreep

I've been here a very... long... time.

Originally posted by Captain REX
I've been here a very... long... time. LIES, YOU RULEBREAKER!!!

*bans*

I just realized I'm no longer on the Top 25 Posters... strange.

Originally posted by Captain REX
*bans*

I just realized I'm no longer on the Top 25 Posters... strange. Reclaim your title.


I remember when I first got into the Top 25 with like 20 000 posts ... good times

The more time passes, the more posts are made! What a concept.

Originally posted by Captain REX
The more time passes, the more posts are made! What a concept. I know. We should inform the authorities about our findings.

Originally posted by Captain REX
*bans*

I just realized I'm no longer on the Top 25 Posters... strange.

I took you're place.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
I took you're place.

You took everyones place as soon as you joined, made threads then posted every 10 seconds asking why people weren't posting and giving an opinion...there were threads by you with over 5 posts in a row by you...I wish you were still like that it was kinda funny haermm

Nah i'm good thanks.

Never told you to change back

Originally posted by steverules
Never told you to change back

Yeah i didn't really bother to much to actually read into it, but i caught the last part and was all like mmm








mmm















biscuits

You are a clever little fairy girl

And don't you forget it. uhuh

Thats what she said smurph

No U! uhuh

Originally posted by Captain REX
Like Ken said, it's just funny to me now, but before it was like 'OH MY GOD WHAT IF THEY KNEW WOULD THEY HATE ME Z0MG DEATH AND CHAOS.'

But really, I never fibbed about anything other than my age.

Hey Alex, long time no see, you damn dog!

I keep popping back to make sure things are still running as lumpy as ever!

I just realized the day I joined KMC was the same day as my brothers birthday

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I just realized the day I joined KMC was the same day as my brothers birthday

ha-son

Originally posted by steverules
ha-son

I joined on November 18th, which holds no significance other than being the day I joined KMC. And also the release date of Steamboat Willie in 1928.

i joined the sme day Martin Truex jr. was born


plus i was born on the same day as Chuck Berry

Originally posted by Captain REX
I was actually 15 in that picture.

I suggest pestering Lana, if you're hunting for mod-based boobies. They're not to be had under MY shirt...

Btw, Kodak, December 14th. It'll be grand, I'm sure.

Dude, I'm not posting my boobs

And yeah, I kinda figured it out a long while ago. It was funny when you told me but also just like "eh, whatever"

I share a birthday with Nostradamus, and George Washington died on my birthday.

Life is good.

Originally posted by Captain REX
I share a birthday with Nostradamus, and George Washington died on my birthday.

Life is good.
effin Zach Effron was also born on my bday I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM!!!!! little cigarette!

And you don't have to post them. Just send me a copy.

Originally posted by Captain REX
So... almost at the seven year mark. Yikes, where did the years go?

Basically the only purpose of this thread is to be informative to those who actually know who I am. I realize at this point, where I make random, small appearances on the board, not everyone knows who I am and really has no reason to pay it any mind. It happens.

However, to those of you who know me, I wanted to make something plain.

I'm actually turning 19 in December, not 21.

I faked my age back in 2001 because I was a month short of being able to legally join the message boards. Being 12 and not quite smart enough to realize I could just wait a month, I said I was 14. That kinda just kept going until I graduated high school when I was supposedly 20. ermm Yeah.

I told Raz... who actually didn't know how old I was to begin with. Hell, Lana just kinda went "Eh, I figured."

But yeah.

Just for funsies, now you all know. w00t

And now you can all screw around with this thread.

You know what, dude, I forgive you. I also have a little confession to make. I'm actually a three month old piece of fruit that does not rhyme with anything. fruits_orange

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
effin Zach Effron was also born on my bday I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM!!!!! little cigarette!
not to mention 1939 - Lee Harvey Oswald, purported American assassin of John F. Kennedy (d. 1963)

and 1982 - Ne-Yo, an R&B singer angry7

Originally posted by Captain REX
And you don't have to post them. Just send me a copy.
Oi, back off.

Lana's boobs are only for those who she deems worthy.

Now let's see some, baby. innocent

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You know what, dude, I forgive you. I also have a little confession to make. I'm actually a three month old piece of fruit that does not rhyme with anything. fruits_orange
Y'know, somehow I always suspected...

Originally posted by Captain REX
And you don't have to post them. Just send me a copy.

The "Backfire" is strong with this one.

Originally posted by Captain REX
So... almost at the seven year mark. Yikes, where did the years go?

Basically the only purpose of this thread is to be informative to those who actually know who I am. I realize at this point, where I make random, small appearances on the board, not everyone knows who I am and really has no reason to pay it any mind. It happens.

However, to those of you who know me, I wanted to make something plain.

I'm actually turning 19 in December, not 21.

I faked my age back in 2001 because I was a month short of being able to legally join the message boards. Being 12 and not quite smart enough to realize I could just wait a month, I said I was 14. That kinda just kept going until I graduated high school when I was supposedly 20. ermm Yeah.

I told Raz... who actually didn't know how old I was to begin with. Hell, Lana just kinda went "Eh, I figured."

But yeah.

Just for funsies, now you all know. w00t

And now you can all screw around with this thread.


Hows the college life Jordan?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You know what, dude, I forgive you. I also have a little confession to make. I'm actually a three month old piece of fruit that does not rhyme with anything. fruits_orange

You are an apple?

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are an apple?


orange.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
orange. No shit, steven.

Originally posted by Captain REX
Basically the only purpose of this thread is to be informative to those who actually know who I am. I realize at this point, where I make random, small appearances on the board, not everyone knows who I am and really has no reason to pay it any mind. It happens.


Brief description:
Captain rex is that irritating mod on the SW EU forum who closes all the good stuff.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
Brief description:
Captain rex is that irritating mod on the SW EU forum who closes all the good stuff.

and you are the one who wears epileptic fit inducing sigs.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
and you are the one who wears epileptic fit inducing sigs.

Also known as Seizure sigs. awesome

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Also known as Seizure sigs. awesome


indeed

If that were true you'd be dead and I'd be happy! youpi

is rapidshare allowed on KMC?

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
If that were true you'd be dead and I'd be happy! youpi

Oh hahahahaha,


good one.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Oh hahahahaha,


good one.

So funny i forgot to laugh.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
So funny i forgot to laugh.


so funny that I did laugh, sarcastically awesome

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
is rapidshare allowed on KMC?

No.

FileSharing and torrents is a general "no", due to the predominant illegal nature.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No.

FileSharing and torrents is a general "no", due to the predominant illegal nature.

Thought so, thanks for clearing it up Bardock.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
so funny that I did laugh, sarcastically awesome

.awe

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/darth-enigmus/thread-fail-stamp.gif

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/darth-enigmus/thread-fail-stamp.gif Rex, please abuse your power and ban him for 'mod abuse'.

Yeah, please, I won't make a scene, give in to the Dark Side, Rex.

And that, kids, is why you are not moderators.

Well, no it's not, but sure.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
And that, kids, is why you are not moderators. One of a few reasons, I assume.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
And that, kids, is why you are not moderators.
It really isn't, since we mods say/think the same things.

You're dead to me.

Originally posted by Captain REX
I share a birthday with Nostradamus, and George Washington died on my birthday.

Life is good. I have the same birthday as James Dean, Jack Lemmon, and Emperor Sakuramachi. haermm2

Mary Queen of Scots was executed on my birthday too mmm

Originally posted by Captain REX
So... almost at the seven year mark. Yikes, where did the years go?

Basically the only purpose of this thread is to be informative to those who actually know who I am. I realize at this point, where I make random, small appearances on the board, not everyone knows who I am and really has no reason to pay it any mind. It happens.

However, to those of you who know me, I wanted to make something plain.

I'm actually turning 19 in December, not 21.

I faked my age back in 2001 because I was a month short of being able to legally join the message boards. Being 12 and not quite smart enough to realize I could just wait a month, I said I was 14. That kinda just kept going until I graduated high school when I was supposedly 20. ermm Yeah.

I told Raz... who actually didn't know how old I was to begin with. Hell, Lana just kinda went "Eh, I figured."

But yeah.

Just for funsies, now you all know. w00t

And now you can all screw around with this thread.

I joined when I was 12 too.
But I only faked my age as 13 shrug

Originally posted by General Kaliero
It really isn't, since we mods say/think the same things. ???

OMIGOD **** DONT HIT ME!! *cowers in a corner*

Originally posted by Captain REX
So... almost at the seven year mark. Yikes, where did the years go?

Basically the only purpose of this thread is to be informative to those who actually know who I am. I realize at this point, where I make random, small appearances on the board, not everyone knows who I am and really has no reason to pay it any mind. It happens.

However, to those of you who know me, I wanted to make something plain.

I'm actually turning 19 in December, not 21.

I faked my age back in 2001 because I was a month short of being able to legally join the message boards. Being 12 and not quite smart enough to realize I could just wait a month, I said I was 14. That kinda just kept going until I graduated high school when I was supposedly 20. ermm Yeah.

I told Raz... who actually didn't know how old I was to begin with. Hell, Lana just kinda went "Eh, I figured."

But yeah.

Just for funsies, now you all know. w00t

And now you can all screw around with this thread.

You're turning 19? I assumed you were in your late twenties.

Does this mean that mods are allowed to break the rules? I'm well aware that one makes a habit of it, but I've always wondered.

I was thinking...

Out of the thousands of people and dates of historical note, both famous and infamous, what are the probabilities of finding something "significant" on one's birthday?


????





Does it really matter or is it just people trying to find more sentiment in the day they were born. (Because the birth day is revered...cultural mores.)




Wow, I feel like an a**hole now. So THIS is what it's like.

I was born on the same day as the queen and that. But she's a bint, so i tend not to mention it.

Originally posted by Captain REX
Well, here's ONE...

ACHH DE LIEBEN!! Das ist not eine BOOBIE!

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I was born on the same day as the queen and that. But she's a bint, so i tend not to mention it.

That's cool, Chill....or should I say..... "ELIZABETH!"


HA!

Originally posted by dadudemon
I was thinking...

Out of the thousands of people and dates of historical note, both famous and infamous, what are the probabilities of finding something "significant" on one's birthday?


????





Does it really matter or is it just people trying to find more sentiment in the day they were born. (Because the birth day is revered...cultural mores.)




Wow, I feel like an a**hole now. So THIS is what it's like. the probability is very high.

But the fun is finding out exactly which events those were.

Originally posted by Strangelove
the probability is very high.

But the fun is finding out exactly which events those were.
AHA!


Sentiment! So I was right! (Because you're the final word on anything in my book. flirt )

Originally posted by Kosta
ACHH DE LIEBEN!! Das ist not eine BOOBIE!

I just realized I didnt put this in the right thread. Disregard it.

Originally posted by Kosta
ACHH DE LIEBEN!! Das ist not eine BOOBIE!

haermm

*Nicht

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
You're turning 19? I assumed you were in your late twenties.

Does this mean that mods are allowed to break the rules? I'm well aware that one makes a habit of it, but I've always wondered. Another subject brushed under the rug due to rankings, awesome.

Originally posted by dadudemon
AHA!


Sentiment! So I was right! (Because you're the final word on anything in my book. flirt ) brownnoser laughcry

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
You're turning 19? I assumed you were in your late twenties.

Does this mean that mods are allowed to break the rules? I'm well aware that one makes a habit of it, but I've always wondered. Well, to be fair. It wasn't a mod that broke the rules. But just a low life like the others of us.




That said, I do think Rex should be perm banned though

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
And that, kids, is why you are not moderators.

maybe why we should be.


prick

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
maybe why we should be.


prick

Still, I think in my case it has to do with drawing paint penises and calling people assholes and idiots all over the place.

The wanting some dude being banned really seems secondary.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Still, I think in my case it has to do with drawing paint penises and calling people assholes and idiots all over the place.

The wanting some dude being banned really seems secondary.

I would sleep well at night knowing that you would ban him if you could, would you ?

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I would sleep well at night knowing that you would ban him if you could, would you ? Nah, I'd go mad with power instead.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah, I'd go mad with power instead.


but also ban him ? awecreep

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
but also ban him ? awecreep

If I think of it...NOW DANCE BEFORE ME, PUPPETS!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*hesitantly dances and weeps*

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
*hesitantly dances and weeps*

Faster, ****, FASTER!!!

*cries some more*

why do you do this to us ?

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
*cries some more*

why do you do this to us ?

To prove a point. What point I don't know. But consider it proven.

LIES! he's not a moderator! you don't have to dance

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
LIES! he's not a moderator! you don't have to dance You can't prove shit.

true...

I concede?

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
true...

I concede? VICTORY!!!

K now lets smoke pot and make up.

You look older than 18 hmm

that's why is was so easy to fool us and then break our hearts with his lies weep