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I'm Tired Hiker, and I approve of this message:


C to the mother f*cking A,
you're dog is f*cking gay.
N to the D to the Y,
you better f*ck off and die!
C to the O,
you are a fat juicy ho.
R to the N,
don't make me tell you again . . .

It's Candy Corn, yeah Candy Corn,
better than a bj, and cheaper than porn.
It's Candy Corn, mother f*cking Candy Corn,
you can suck my balls you greasy fat whore.

Well, my name is Tired Hiker and the truth be born,
I'm a f*cking silly over Candy Corn.
I eat it for dinner, I eat in my sleep,
I eat off my d*ck while I eat if off a sheep.

I eat it in a box, with a horse and a fox,
I chow it from the corn hole of Michael J. Fox.
I eat in Brussels, I eat in France,
I eat from my shit after I crap my f*cking pants.

It's Candy Corn yo, and it's here to f*cking stay. Peace. Word out. F*cking Candy Corn 4 life, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooootch!

candy corn is yummo

i dont like the stuff

really?

Originally posted by kodak
i dont like the stuff

You don't like it in your sleep, you better wake up and apologize.

i just dont like it, its not very awesome at all

Originally posted by kodak
i just dont like it, its not very awesome at all

I never said it was awesome, I only said it was cheaper than porn.

This thread is now about my sig...

discuss

Originally posted by Mairuzu
This thread is now about my sig...

discuss it needs less candy corns, and more candy porns

Mairuzu, make this your sig, brah.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/blackhole01.jpg

That's so WEIRD!



I TOO chow it from the cornhole of Michael J Fox.....if I can get him to stand still long enough..

Originally posted by Moosey
That's so WEIRD!



I TOO chow it from the cornhole of Michael J Fox.....if I can get him to stand still long enough..

What?!!! That little two timer!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
What?!!! That little two timer!

I also get him to hold my martinis in his back end...I like them shaken, not stirred...

Ok, the "michael J fox shaking' jokes are getting old.

Originally posted by Moosey
I also get him to hold my martinis in his back end...I like them shaken, not stirred...

Ok, the "michael J fox shaking' jokes are getting old.

Oh snap!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Oh snap!

I feel bad now.

Candy corn makes me go to the dentist waaaaaaaaaaaay too much..

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Candy corn makes me go to the dentist waaaaaaaaaaaay too much.. Good dental hygiene leads to more sex. Keep that in mind young man.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c354/cyberpirate23/random/1206504312824if2.gif

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=

I eat it in a box, with a horse and a fox,
I chow it from the corn hole of Michael J. Fox.



haha, fox and fox are the same word,

your rhyming sucks awehuh

Originally posted by dadudemon
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c354/cyberpirate23/random/1206504312824if2.gif

Win

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
Good dental hygiene leads to more sex. Keep that in mind young man.


Sex is good at any age...

I wish I were young..

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
haha, fox and fox are the same word,

your rhyming sucks awehuh

You're a c*nt.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You're a c*nt.


why are you such a dick to me ?

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
why are you such a dick to me ?

Because I actually like you, but you are always mean to me, pointing out that Fox rhymes with fox, making fun of my age, etc.... It hurts, man.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Because I actually like you, but you are always mean to me, pointing out that Fox rhymes with fox, making fun of my age, etc.... It hurts, man.





I didn't make fun of your age

I said "retired hiker" cause yer threads aint what they used to be uhuh

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed


I didn't make fun of your age

I said "retired hiker" cause yer threads aint what they used to be uhuh

Oh, now my threads aren't what they used to be? What kind of crap is that? My threads have always been a waste of everyone's time and energy to read. I rest my case.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Oh, now my threads aren't what they used to be? What kind of crap is that? My threads have always been a waste of everyone's time and energy to read. I rest my case.



well it was a joke before, and that's what I meant, not that you were old uhuh

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
well it was a joke before, and that's what I meant, not that you were old uhuh

Okay, I apologize. I'll make an apology thread if you want.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, I apologize. I'll make an apology thread if you want.


you should

Okay, my good friend. I will.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'm Tired Hiker, and I approve of this message:


C to the mother f*cking A,
you're dog is f*cking gay.
N to the D to the Y,
you better f*ck off and die!
C to the O,
you are a fat juicy ho.
R to the N,
don't make me tell you again . . .

It's Candy Corn, yeah Candy Corn,
better than a bj, and cheaper than porn.
It's Candy Corn, mother f*cking Candy Corn,
you can suck my balls you greasy fat whore.

Well, my name is Tired Hiker and the truth be born,
I'm a f*cking silly over Candy Corn.
I eat it for dinner, I eat in my sleep,
I eat off my d*ck while I eat if off a sheep.

I eat it in a box, with a horse and a fox,
I chow it from the corn hole of Michael J. Fox.
I eat in Brussels, I eat in France,
I eat from my shit after I crap my f*cking pants.

It's Candy Corn yo, and it's here to f*cking stay. Peace. Word out. F*cking Candy Corn 4 life, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooootch!


It takes a brave man to share the poems he writes in his diary. I'm proud of you TH, I really am.

Originally posted by Slay
It takes a brave man to share the poems he writes in his diary. I'm proud of you TH, I really am.

I started reading your post, and then I was distracted by your sig. To this day I still don't know what you said.

Never had candy corn.

lol

I'm never having her again, she gave me herpes.