My new religion: SCIENTOLOGY

Starting this month of October 2008, I have converted to the Church of Scientology.

It was a startling move at first, but once I watched Hancock and saw the incredible powers of Will Smith, I was finally convinced that this (path) is the true way towards Salvation.

Yes, I confess, to G-SUS and Satan and Ten Speed, that I was amazed and shocked at my gullibility to join such a profound Star Trek-like organization. But alas, my decisions were manipulated by the joint efforts of The Illuminati and NWO. I have been brainwashed like the mindless drone that I am.

And now, I shall drink booze with Tom Cruise and Will Smith in local gatherings and satisfy the urges of my inner 'thetas' with sex and drugs and other such vices.

sounds good to me...sign me up

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Starting this month of October 2008, I have converted to the Church of Scientology.

It was a startling move at first, but once I watched Hancock and saw the incredible powers of Will Smith, I was finally convinced that this (path) is the true way towards Salvation.

Yes, I confess, to G-SUS and Satan and Ten Speed, that I was amazed and shocked at my gullibility to join such a profound Star Trek-like organization. But alas, my decisions were manipulated by the joint efforts of The Illuminati and NWO. I have been brainwashed like the mindless drone that I am.

And now, I shall drink booze with Tom Cruise and Will Smith in local gatherings and satisfy the urges of my inner 'thetas' with sex and drugs and other such vices.

And pay an absolute fortune to be a member and stay within the "church", congrats.

Scientology is the study of science

Well have fun. I hope you learn something about yourself along the way.

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Starting this month of October 2008, I have converted to the Church of Scientology.

It was a startling move at first, but once I watched Hancock and saw the incredible powers of Will Smith, I was finally convinced that this (path) is the true way towards Salvation.

Yes, I confess, to G-SUS and Satan and Ten Speed, that I was amazed and shocked at my gullibility to join such a profound Star Trek-like organization. But alas, my decisions were manipulated by the joint efforts of The Illuminati and NWO. I have been brainwashed like the mindless drone that I am.

And now, I shall drink booze with Tom Cruise and Will Smith in local gatherings and satisfy the urges of my inner 'thetas' with sex and drugs and other such vices.

How much money do you have?

Did you have🙂

Originally posted by Bicnarok
Did you have🙂

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Scientology is the study of science

If holding onto two bits of metal attacked to a box with some blinking lights and a meter in an attempt to "read" how suppressed you are is science, then sure.

Originally posted by occultdestroyer And now, I shall drink booze with Tom Cruise and Will Smith in local gatherings and satisfy the urges of my inner 'thetans ' with sex and drugs and other such vices.

Scientology is the study of science

😕

Scientology should have a different name.

I erronously associated it with the philosophy that our lives should be based on science.

Then I saw the South Park episode.

It should be called, "brainwash & rip off -ology"

Originally posted by Bicnarok
It should be called, "brainwash & rip off -ology"

What about Money-ology? 😆

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
What about Money-ology? 😆

Taken: http://moneyology.com/

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Starting this month of October 2008, I have converted to the Church of Scientology.

It was a startling move at first, but once I watched Hancock and saw the incredible powers of Will Smith, I was finally convinced that this (path) is the true way towards Salvation.

Yes, I confess, to G-SUS and Satan and Ten Speed, that I was amazed and shocked at my gullibility to join such a profound Star Trek-like organization. But alas, my decisions were manipulated by the joint efforts of The Illuminati and NWO. I have been brainwashed like the mindless drone that I am.

And now, I shall drink booze with Tom Cruise and Will Smith in local gatherings and satisfy the urges of my inner 'thetas' with sex and drugs and other such vices.

Church of KMC = better deal.

This sounds like a fake thread. The last small paragraph gives it away, as no actual convert would make dumb claims like drinking booze with celebrities, which is obviously impossible to all but the most oblivious. Especially given occult's history, I'm disinclined to believe a word of it.

Originally posted by Mindship
Church of KMC = better deal.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
This sounds like a fake thread. The last small paragraph gives it away, as no actual convert would make dumb claims like drinking booze with celebrities, which is obviously impossible to all but the most oblivious. Especially given occult's history, I'm disinclined to believe a word of it.

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Sarcasm my friend.
g_smile

Then what's the point? It's close to being baiting or spam. Besides, we already have Scientology threads.

srug

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Then what's the point? It's close to being baiting or spam. Besides, we already have Scientology threads.

srug

Did you report it for a merge?

edit: done

Nah, I didn't bother. But thanks for doing it.