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Welcome one, welcome all to the Ruin a Wish Game!

For those who don't know how it works, one person posts a random wish they have for something good to happen to them, and then the next person comes and grants them the wish, but in a bad way. For example...

Person 1: I wish for a cup of coffee

Person 2: Granted. As you lift it up it spills all over you and burns you.

And then that person posts a wish to their own to be ruined by the next person, and so on...


I'll start.

I wish for a cream-filled donut from Tim Hortons.

Granted. As you get your donut, you see a kitten get stabbed.

I wish for a toilet made of gold.

Your toilet is filled with dead babies and shit, cops come

you go to jail



I wish for supermans powers and no weaknesses
(is that to nerdy)

Then the post crisis writing crew comes along and takes away all your powers except x-ray vision.


I wish all of my family to die, to be broke, and have no reason for living.

Granted, you die as well.


I wish to have sex with everyone.

Granted, enjoy your AIDs.


I wish for a new PC.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Granted, you die as well.


I wish to have sex with everyone.

and then you die from rotted off privates while still having horrendous ghost pains until your agonizing death comes. (lol...no...not lol.)


I wish for a replicator like from star trek.

Originally posted by dadudemon
and then you die from rotted off privates while still having horrendous ghost pains until your agonizing death comes. (lol...no...not lol.)


I wish for a replicator like from star trek.

Granted, then it breaks.

I wish for nothing.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Granted, you get something out of the kindness of a christians heart.


I wish to never have a STD

Granted, you lose your penis and therefore cant get an STD.

I wish I had a new sig.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Granted. Then some hacks your account, changes your password and e-mail address, and changes your sig to a pile of pewp photoshopped to look like you're eating it.

I wish to discover the grand-unified theory.

Granted, then you get amnesia and forget it.

I wish I had a box of boxes.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Granted, enjoy your AIDs.


I wish for a new PC. Granted, you die.

lol

Granted, you get man boobies!



I wish for inner peace stoned

Someone shoves the peace sign up your butt

I wish for nothing bad would happen to me or anyone i care for...

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Someone shoves the peace sign up your butt

I wish for nothing bad would happen to me or anyone i care for...

Your wish comes true for 5 seconds. Then they all get "over 9000" AIDS and die.

I wish for a very delicious frothy cup of Hot Chocolate.

Granted. Your dog dies.

I wish to motorboat the top 10 super models boobies.

Originally posted by DustinTsure
Granted. Your dog dies.

I wish to motorboat the top 10 super models boobies.

Granted, you motorboat the top 10 guy super models.

I wish to go to bed.

granted...but it has polonium in it and you die like a Russian traitor in an NHS hospital in Hull with a moaning old granny who wants to felate you with the false teeth taken out...both before and after you're dead

i wish for what you just got

Originally posted by jaden101
granted...but it has polonium in it and you die like a Russian traitor in an NHS hospital in Hull with a moaning old granny who wants to felate you with the false teeth taken out...both before and after you're dead

i wish for what you just got

Granted, but the old lady bites it off, without the teeth in, before you die.

I wish for PVS/Schecter to come back to KMC.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Granted, but the old lady bites it off, without the teeth in, before you die.

I wish for PVS/Schecter to come back to KMC. Granted. He died a few months ago, there for her is a zombie and hunts you down for brains.

I wish I had a dollar.

Originally posted by DustinTsure
Granted. He died a few months ago, there for her is a zombie and hunts you down for brains.

I wish I had a dollar.

You get it, but it is the c*ck a$$ dollar from a male stripper.

I wish for the ability to instantly heal my self like Claire from Heroes.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You get it, but it is the c*ck a$$ dollar from a male stripper.

I wish for the ability to instantly heal my self like Claire from Heroes. Granted although it's radioactive so everyone around you gets cancer and dies.

I wish I was the smartest living thing in the universe.

Originally posted by DustinTsure
Granted although it's radioactive so everyone around you gets cancer and dies.

I wish I was the smartest living thing in the universe.

Granted...but your consciousness is so far removed from being classified as "consciousness" that there's really no anthropamorphic definition of sentience for you. You're not really a "you", but really just an undefinable entity.


I wish for as many high qaulity philly cheesteaks as I want, any time I want.

granted, all the other smart people in the world get jealous and kill you


i wish for nothing

Originally posted by Mairuzu
granted, all the other smart people in the world get jealous and kill you


i wish for nothing

You get nothing, but due to the instability of nothingness in the multiverse, it turns into something. Or we could argue that nothing is technically something...paradoxical diatribe and what not.

See my above wish.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
granted, all the other smart people in the world get jealous and kill you


i wish for nothing Granted and therefore live on the streets as a loner.

I wish Mairuzu stopped posting on KMC.

Granted, i'll stop posting here http://www.kmcsystems.com/

Originally posted by DustinTsure
Granted and therefore live on the streets as a loner.

I wish Mairuzu stopped posting on KMC. .


Granted, but then you realize that you're left with Walshy's humor and commit suicide.


See my above wish.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Granted...but your consciousness is so far removed from being classified as "consciousness" that there's really no anthropamorphic definition of sentience for you. You're not really a "you", but really just an undefinable entity.


I wish for as many high qaulity philly cheesteaks as I want, any time I want. Granted, get gain weight, no girl wants you

your wife leave you

you eat your children

you die

Originally posted by dadudemon
You get nothing, but due to the instability of nothingness in the multiverse, it turns into something. Or we could argue that nothing is technically something...paradoxical diatribe and what not.

See my above wish. Granted. Then you turn into a fat Amercian. I wish for for an egg and cheese sandwich.

Originally posted by DustinTsure
Granted. Then you turn into a fat Amercian. I wish for for an egg and cheese sandwich. granted, eggs are spoiled

you throw up on the kitchen floor, your mom walks in and slips on it and grabs you to gain balance and you fall with her on the floor and you break your neck along with your mother and you are paralyzed forever and a fat sweaty nurse washes you everyday while the male nurse rapes your mom every time he washes her


too much?

i wish this stupid lady picks up the phone and stops putting me on hold

You have to make a wish or the game doesn't progress.

Originally posted by DustinTsure
You have to make a wish or the game doesn't progress.

QFT.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
granted, eggs are spoiled

you throw up on the kitchen floor, your mom walks in and slips on it and grabs you to gain balance and you fall with her on the floor and you break your neck along with your mother and you are paralyzed forever and a fat sweaty nurse washes you everyday while the male nurse rapes your mom every time he washes her


too much?

i wish this stupid lady picks up the phone and stops putting me on hold