Damn Joke my mom sent me.

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs , but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but; find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

Your mom's pretty cool.

HEHE, that's pretty funny. 😛

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs , but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but; find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

haermm

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Your mom's pretty cool.

Yeah, but she also sent me this . . . 😕

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/HalfTime-Basketball-Creighton-University-Omaha-Neb-457715.html

omg Mr. Slinky! 😱

That guy rocks!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, but she also sent me this . . . 😕

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/HalfTime-Basketball-Creighton-University-Omaha-Neb-457715.html

she sent me a picture of her... weird

would have rather gotten a joke

Originally posted by Mairuzu
she sent me a picture of her... weird

would have rather gotten a joke

crylaugh

Originally posted by Mairuzu
she sent me a picture of her... weird

would have rather gotten a joke

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
crylaugh

Don't laugh at that. 😠

lol!

😉

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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs , but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but; find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

Made my redneck brother-in-law laugh. 131

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
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This is my sadness.

Here's more crap my mom sent me:

Subject: Body statistics.

*It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

*One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

*The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

*Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

*A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

*There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

*Women blink twice as often as men.

*The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

*Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

*If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

*Women reading this will be finished now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

😆

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
😆

still got the pics

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Here's more crap my mom sent me:

Subject: Body statistics.

*It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

*One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

*The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

*Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

*A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

*There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

*Women blink twice as often as men.

*The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

*Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

*If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

*Women reading this will be finished now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

crylaugh