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Yes, to all you ladies (including Ax3l) I know what you need. Bit of my sensual hands over your body, bit of flowers, bit of chocolates, bit of E.L.O. playing in the background and perhaps a bit of Kram3r? AMIRITE?

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Hai

Woah, woah, woah! Slow down ladies, one at a time!

A little Australian snake in me. Amiright?

Mate, mate, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaate! gots to earn the brew before you can taste the stew, amirite? OH SHI--

Originally posted by Kram3r
Mate, mate, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaate! gots to earn the brew before you can taste the stew, amirite? OH SHI--

It's a bit salty for my taste, mate. OH SHI--

Mate, it's an acquired taste. Like me meat pies and sausage rolls.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Mate, it's an acquired taste. Like me meat pies and sausage rolls.

More like a salty string bean if ya no what I mean, mate. peaches

Mate, I'll tell you what Ringo said to Lennon during the recording of How Do You Sleep?, "That's enough". haermm

Mr.Blue sky w00t

Even me!?

Originally posted by Ax3l
Even me!?

Yes you!!!

You're a sloppy ****.

Well, maybe if I didn't stay up 3 hours trying to bake the perfect pie for you then maybe I wouldn't be!

Also, I am Paul McCartney. 131

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Oh shit! I forgot my favorite veteran! You're always welcome, duh. awesome

Goddamn right, I am.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Mate, I'll tell you what Ringo said to Lennon during the recording of How Do You Sleep?, "That's enough". haermm

haermm

Originally posted by Impediment
Goddamn right, I am.

Dude, tell everyone the Donkey Show story!

Mate, I need a bit of pav to offset the emo right now. haermm

That's hawt

Mate, I'll give you the whole pav, but mate, it'll cost you, pav rates have been going up this year. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Mate, I'll give you the whole pav, but mate, it'll cost you, pav rates have been going up this year. haermm

Mate, I'll trade you in BJs mate. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Dude, tell everyone the Donkey Show story!


I was stationed at Ft. Irwin, CA back in 2000 while doing a stint in the Army. We went down to Tijuana, Mexico for a 3 day pass to drink mass quantities of alcohol and hook up with the slutty senoritas. We stumbled into a strip bar (I forget the name) and sat down and proceeded to drink like the lushes we were. Alluva sudden, out comes a beautiful Mexican stripper. She was comparable to Salma Hayek as Satanico Pandemonium from the movie From Dusk 'Till Dawn. The music starts playing, the crowd goes wild, and then, my friends, out comes El Burro. My jaw hit the floor as I instantly knew what was about to happen. The donkey got up on stage, and she began "seducing" her long eared friend, similar to how the Sexy Stud from Clerks II did with Kinky Kelly. Now comes the fun part. She proceeds to give oral pleasure to the donkey. I sit with a look of half disgust/half awe as I watch this spectacle. Eventually, she crawls down under where the donkey can get into position. Friends, she took it all. No, seriously. 18" of donkey meat. All of it. I kinda felt bad for the donkey. So this goes on for about a minute, minute and a half, then she pulls out and lets it ejaculate all over her face. I cried tears of joy. It was the coolest thing I had seen in my life. I threw money up on stage.

Interesting post script to that story:

For the bargain price of $50, you could buy this woman and have sex with her. Only just after a donkey spunked in her mouth and face. I chose not to enage. I'm kinky, I admit. But not that kinky.

I live very close to Ft. Irwin, that is all...

Originally posted by Impediment
I was stationed at Ft. Irwin, CA back in 2000 while doing a stint in the Army. We went down to Tijuana, Mexico for a 3 day pass to drink mass quantities of alcohol and hook up with the slutty senoritas. We stumbled into a strip bar (I forget the name) and sat down and proceeded to drink like the lushes we were. Alluva sudden, out comes a beautiful Mexican stripper. She was comparable to Salma Hayek as Satanico Pandemonium from the movie From Dusk 'Till Dawn. The music starts playing, the crowd goes wild, and then, my friends, out comes El Burro. My jaw hit the floor as I instantly knew what was about to happen. The donkey got up on stage, and she began "seducing" her long eared friend, similar to how the Sexy Stud from Clerks II did with Kinky Kelly. Now comes the fun part. She proceeds to give oral pleasure to the donkey. I sit with a look of half disgust/half awe as I watch this spectacle. Eventually, she crawls down under where the donkey can get into position. Friends, she took it all. No, seriously. 18" of donkey meat. All of it. I kinda felt bad for the donkey. So this goes on for about a minute, minute and a half, then she pulls out and lets it ejaculate all over her face. I cried tears of joy. It was the coolest thing I had seen in my life. I threw money up on stage.

Interesting post script to that story:

For the bargain price of $50, you could buy this woman and have sex with her. Only just after a donkey spunked in her mouth and face. I chose not to enage. I'm kinky, I admit. But not that kinky.

My god, I lol'd so hard I spit out my soda.

I'm a lady eat

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I'm a lady eat Ya sure are!

Someone say something about pav? biscuits

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Originally posted by Kram3r
Mate, I'll give you the whole pav, but mate, it'll cost you, pav rates have been going up this year. haermm
yeah the egg whites sure are expensive as is the white vinegar
How about that castor sugar!
Calm doowwwnn

Originally posted by Kram3r
Yes, to all you ladies (including Ax3l) I know what you need. Bit of my sensual hands over your body, bit of flowers, bit of chocolates, bit of E.L.O. playing in the background and perhaps a bit of Kram3r? AMIRITE?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/Livin_Thing_Single.jpg Originally posted by Kram3r
Woah, woah, woah! Slow down ladies, one at a time!

haermm