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Heard about this on the the news today, he needs 5 million hits by New Years so this so he can loose his "cherry" with this girl.

http://helpavirgin.com/

Don't think he will be able to do it

He still has a 1 1/2 months and if he gets enough news coverage he might be able to, it wen up 3000 hits in less than an hour today.

i did my part.
http://membres.lycos.fr/sdardalhon/starship.jpg

Damn, just......damn.

Originally posted by kodak
i did my part.
http://membres.lycos.fr/sdardalhon/starship.jpg

So who gets to bone his pretty friend if he doesn't?

a dildo?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
So who gets to bone his pretty friend if he doesn't? Maybe the 4,999,999 people that came to the site

Originally posted by Da Pittman
Maybe the 4,999,999 people that came to the site REALLY!? because i visited the site about 5 times


i better start toning up before new years eve

I made that site.

Originally posted by Wittig
I made that site. Then you need to work on your counter because it doesn't track unique hits

You didn't make the site, you don't have friends.

glare

Originally posted by Mairuzu
You didn't make the site, you don't have friends. No love

131

This should be stickied.

Help the guy out. haermm

Sad.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Sad.
I guess it just doesn't happen for some people.

I'm as shy as this guy says he is and I've had plenty of sex. haermm

I'm drinkin the rest of the UV right now.
That's not bad right?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
OH WELL EXCUSE ME
YOU'RE EXCUSED.

NOW GO BACK TO MOTORBOATING YOUR PRECIOUS DD GIRLFRIEND.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
C
I'd say get implants but fake boobs are gross.
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I meant sad as in really sad, not sad as in "he's a pathetic piece of poo."

Stop yelling at me, gosh!
Originally posted by Mairuzu
OH WELL EXCUSE ME

I'm drinking an alcoholic beverage at 9:35 in the morning.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I meant sad as in really sad, not sad as in "he's a pathetic piece of poo."

Stop yelling at me, gosh! It's not sad, i'm pretty sure if you were in his situation you wouldn't think it was sad.


His friend is "helping" him out. Its beautiful.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
It's not sad, i'm pretty sure if you were in his situation you wouldn't think it was sad.


His friend is "helping" him out. Its beautiful.
Not beautiful.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Did you fart?
No, but you did.

Originally posted by Wittig
Not beautiful. stop being a jealous *****

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Did you fart?

Tissue box? Not everyone gets to have sex with 2 different people a week kelly 131

Originally posted by Mairuzu
stop being a jealous *****
I miss emoly
I didn't sleep last night and now i'm drinking uv.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I did not.
LIES!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Not everyone gets to have sex with 2 different people a week kelly 131
I'm back together with my ex, you silly boy. I refuse to cheat on anyone.

Plus I am not allowed sex until November 27th due to a surgery I had on October 27th.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm back together with my ex, you silly boy. I refuse to cheat on anyone.

Plus I am not allowed sex until November 27th due to a surgery I had on October 27th. SEX CHANGE!?

Friend looks hot.

I sent it to people to have a laugh, as well as help him.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Friend looks hot.

I sent it to people to have a laugh, as well as help him. Yea, she has a pretty hot looking collar bone

I thought this thread was gonna be about me down

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I thought this thread was gonna be about me down
LOL @ THE VIRGIN! crylaugh

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'm still getting more action than you haermm
Meh, I have no time for woman right now. haermm

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Wanna know how i know you're gay?
Wanna know how I know you're gay?

You like it when balls are in your face.

That's gay?

Originally posted by kodak
i did my part.
http://membres.lycos.fr/sdardalhon/starship.jpg

Rico's Roughnecks!!! gunsmilie

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Yea, she has a pretty hot looking collar bone I was looking at her jaw bone, cheek and hair.

Face cheeks resemble arse cheeks, so, she has a nice arse, I'm sure.

Nice hair too.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
That's gay?

she has nice hair and skin color

She probably used to be a dude.

You probably use to be a dude

Originally posted by Mairuzu
You probably use to be a dude
That's what she said.

Megan foxxxxxxxxy?

Originally posted by Slay
She probably used to be a dude.

I'd do your avvy.

Damn, up 100,000 since last I checked.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
SEX CHANGE!?
You totally wish. hanuts

"Clicked"

BUN! hug

Hope the guy gets laid.

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