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There is a girl who has top secret information to give to the president.
She's been captured in one of those old school adam west batman type traps.

She's in the middle of a room. and the joker has near simultaneously fired 1,000 lasers all coming from different directions at her.

The heroes job is to move himself inbetween each laser and deflect them and move on to the next, hurling himself in the path of said lasers.

Which heros/villians are fast enough to move about the room deflecting 1,000 lasers coming in omnidirectionally? Each laser must be deflected and met in the direction that they are coming from.

Captain America
Spiderman
Batman
Thor
Beta Ray Bill
Black Adam
Nimrod
Zoom
Flash
Superman

Why isn't Wonder Woman in this thread? She does it.

Thor might be able to as well, by swinging Mjolnir in the center of the room.

Everyone else fails. Epically.

flash is faster then superman..........

Captain America

Originally posted by Mindset
Captain America Captain America is fast enough to block a laser, run to another laser in a totally different part of the room and area of direction, and then repeat it 1,000 times in the time it takes light to hit the girl?

Obviously.

Originally posted by Mindset
Obviously.
You are now excused from this thread.

If only it were that easy.

I can only see Flash and Zoom doing this.

Flash, Thor (maybe), Superman (maybe), Spiderman obviously.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Flash, Thor (maybe), Superman (maybe), Spiderman obviously.
Spider man can hurl himself in front of a laser and then move fast enough to get in front of another in a totally different part of the room? And then repeat a thousand times? in the time it takes for light to travel from it's start to finish? And you say Superman maybe, but say Spiderman obviously? OMG.

The laser's can hurt them?

If not, then Zoom, Flash, Thor, BRB and probably Supes/Black Adam

Originally posted by fangirl101
Spider man can hurl himself in front of a laser and then move fast enough to get in front of another in a totally different part of the room? And then repeat a thousand times? in the time it takes for light to travel from it's start to finish? And you say Superman maybe, but say Spiderman obviously? OMG.

Spiderman is beyond all, he is all powerful, undefeatable and cannot be rivaled. His power is so great, TOAA is nothing more than a pest to him. All space and time is but a cell in his body. His judgement is absolute, his rule supreme, and his power unconquerable. Reed himself in an issue said "spiderman is the end all power, the one that controls all".

Trust me, I know all

What are the range between the lasers and the girl?

It does not matter, for Spiderman can warp space time so that he makes the rules to this thread.

Originally posted by Utrigita
What are the range between the lasers and the girl?
You stand about 5 feet in front of the girl. But the lasers come from every directions.

Lasers coming out of walls omnidirectionally in a 25 foot room. The girl is at the center.

It doesn't really matter what the distance is when they are LASERS

I don't get why people are saying Zoom and Flash. Neither have the durability to tank those thousand laser strikes, and have nothing to deflect them with.

Originally posted by Enyalus
I don't get why people are saying Zoom and Flash. Neither have the durability to tank those thousand laser strikes, and have nothing to deflect them with.

Vibrate through the lasers to redirect the kinetic energy and then launch that energy at the Joker.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Vibrate through the lasers to redirect the kinetic energy and then launch that energy at the Joker.

The kinetic energy of light?

Captain did it on Panel as Fangirl knows very well hence it's vengeful threads that it likes to make.

Originally posted by Lord Feron
Captain did it on Panel as Fangirl knows very well hence it's vengeful threads that it likes to make.
Um no he did not. he did not block any lasers.

Zoom, the Flash, and Superman are the only ones with the necessary speed feats to pull this off.

Superman's the only one of those three with the durability.

I think superman is the only one who is fast enoug hto get to the lasers AND durable neough to take them

Thor, BRB, Sups

Originally posted by Bentley
The kinetic energy of light?

Sorry, I meant energy in general. I'm just so used to saying "kinetic energy" when talking about the flash

Joker must hate the girl.

Thor can energy-soak with Mjolnir over an area, drawing the energy to the hammer. Cheap win, granted, but he can.

Superman maybe. Speed would be the issue.

Flash/Zoom, more likely imo. Speed's easily there, and they also have accelerated healing and could maybe figure out a way to vibrate around the lasers to redirect them.

The rest fail utterly. BRB could theoretically do Thor's trick, but has never shown the ability.

Flash
Zoom
Supes
Black Adam

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Thor can energy-soak with Mjolnir over an area, drawing the energy to the hammer. Cheap win, granted, but he can.

Superman maybe. Speed would be the issue.

Flash/Zoom, more likely imo. Speed's easily there, and they also have accelerated healing and could maybe figure out a way to vibrate around the lasers to redirect them.

The rest fail utterly. BRB could theoretically do Thor's trick, but has never shown the ability.

BRB drew out ego's energy

Originally posted by Enyalus
Why isn't Wonder Woman in this thread? She does it.

Thor might be able to as well, by swinging Mjolnir in the center of the room.

Everyone else fails. Epically.

^ This is the best answer yet to this thread.

Its pretty obvious that Fangirl is trying to make a point on Wonder Woman's behalf.

batkick ftw

Originally posted by Enyalus
Why isn't Wonder Woman in this thread? because she is a complete hack, and stinks of FAIL.

Originally posted by ultimatethor
BRB drew out ego's energy

Interesting. Didn't know they had met up. Thanks for the info.

Originally posted by Galan007
because she is a complete hack, and stinks of FAIL.