**** I Got Community Service!
Okay, so Ax3l and I have like totally been hounded for nude photographs of us. At first we were like "Dude, why would they think they could get that shit for free?", however it's a bit different now. As part of a community service program Ax3l and I actually have to donate our bodys to virigins and unpriviledged vaginas across both our nations. So as a way to pay off our debt, we've decided to show them in public.
The following people can see my naked body (as by court order):
LADIES
The following people can see Ax3l's naked body (as by court order):
GUYS
Thanks. 🙂