**** I Got Community Service!

Started by Kram3r2 pages

**** I Got Community Service!

Okay, so Ax3l and I have like totally been hounded for nude photographs of us. At first we were like "Dude, why would they think they could get that shit for free?", however it's a bit different now. As part of a community service program Ax3l and I actually have to donate our bodys to virigins and unpriviledged vaginas across both our nations. So as a way to pay off our debt, we've decided to show them in public.

The following people can see my naked body (as by court order):

LADIES

The following people can see Ax3l's naked body (as by court order):

GUYS

Thanks. 🙂

I can't see the penis? 🙁

Originally posted by Impediment
I can't see the penis? 🙁

Yeah, I know it's sad. I'd tell you to take refuge in that at last you get to see Ax3l, but that isn't something one really wants to do.

You're telling me, I have to stare at that glorious piece of man meat known as "Gonzo"?

That's right. I named my penis Gonzo.

Originally posted by Ax3l
You're telling me, I have to stare at that glorious piece of man meat known as "Gonzo"?

That's right. I named my penis Gonzo.

I called mine Irene that way when I play with my balls I can imagne they're her boobs. uhuh

wait wut?

C*ck tease.

That's disgusting. crackers

this thread is so stupid it makes bloigens old threads seem intellegent

Originally posted by Ax3l
That's disgusting. crackers

Says the **** who ****ed abs in his room WHILST THE DOG IS STILL IN THERE IN HIS CAGE.

Originally posted by Dorian Belmont
this thread is so stupid it makes bloigens old threads seem intellegent

Oh here's that **** that no one cares about. Don't bother saying hi everybody. Also, I believe it's intelligent, Einstein.

Originally posted by Dorian Belmont
this thread is so stupid it makes bloigens old threads seem intellegent
What a dick

Originally posted by Kram3r
Says the **** who ****ed abs in his room WHILST THE DOG IS STILL IN THERE IN HIS CAGE.
I don't want him chewing me socks. awebrow

Originally posted by Ax3l
I don't want him chewing me socks. awebrow

Those weren't socks. biscuits

Originally posted by Kram3r
Those weren't socks. biscuits
crackers

Originally posted by Mairuzu
What a dick
no im a truthsayer whether people like it or not

needs groove 😐

YouTube video

fire on high by electric light orchestra .....groove it ...dig it ....love it 😐

Originally posted by Ax3l
crackers

biscuits?

Originally posted by Dorian Belmont
no im a truthsayer whether people like it or not

I like that word, "truthsayer", because it isn't an actual word. Also, I didn't realise that opinions suddenly became facts now.

Cock shots, please. biscuits

Originally posted by Kram3r
biscuits?

I like that word, "truthsayer", because it isn't an actual word. Also, I didn't realise that opinions suddenly became facts now.

"Speaker of truths?"