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SO I'M AT THIS PUB RIGHT, CHILLING BACK WATCHING A BIT OF CRICKET ON THE NICE PLASMA TELLY, HAPPY HOUR RIGHT SO I'M DOWNING A FEW CHEAP ONES, PLACE IS PACKED WITH A FEW NICE SHEILAS (YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT), SO I'M ON THIS COUCH NEAR THE BACK, ALL COMFORTABLE LIKE, AND THIS CHICK COMES AND SITS NEXT TO ME. 'NOTHING SUS' I THINK TO MYSELF, GIVE HER A BIT OF A GLANCE WITH ME PERIPHERALS, SIPPING ON ME DRINK AND ALL. SO AFTER ABOUT 5MINS SHE SAYS 'HI, HOW'S IT GOING' RIGHT, SO I'M LIKE 'OH YEAH, NOT BAD, CHILLING BACK WATCHING THE GAME, HOW YOU DOING?' ETC ETC AFTER A FEW MINUTES SHE GETS A BIT COMFORTABLE AND STARTS THE OLD FLIRT FLIRT, YOU GET ME. SO I'M LIKE, OK SHE'S PRETTY HOT, I'LL SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, SO I'M GIVING HER THE RUNDOWN, SHE'S GIVING ME THE 'LET'S DITCH THIS PLACE AND I'LL BLOW YOUR DIDGERIDOO IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN' LOOK (KRAM3R KNOWS THAT LOOK, OOH SHI-). SO MOVING ON A BIT, WE LEAVE THE PUB, THIS IS GETTING ON ABOUT 11.30-12 AT NIGHT, GET BACK TO MY PLACE, NO ONES HOME AS USUAL, SHE STARTS GETTING COMFORTABLE, AS IN NAKED, WE GO TO MY ROOM AND GET THE 'HUMPTY DUMPTY' HAPPENING, THE OLD 'GIVING THE DOG A BONE(R)' THE 'HIDE THE PENIS' OH SORRY I MEANT 'HIDE THE SAUSAGE, THAT ONE WAS A BIT OBVIOUS, ANYWAYS THIS GOES ON FOR LIKE AN HOUR OR SOMETHING, I DUNNO, I WAS STARING AT HER RACK THE WHOLE TIME. SO IT FINALLY FINISHES, AND I GET UP TO GRAB A WATER OUT THE FRIDGE, I GET BACK TO MY ROOM AND SHE'S ALL GETTING DRESSED AND SHIT, AND I'M LIKE 'HEY, WHAT YOU DOING, STAY THE NIGHT ETC' AND SHE'S ALL 'SORRY HUN, GOTTA GO TO WORK' AND I'M LIKE 'WORK? IT'S 1.30 IN THE MORNING, WHAT DO YOU DO', AND SHE'S LIKE 'OH, I'M A PROSTITUTE, THAT'LL BE $400 THANKS' AND NOW I'M BROKE.



haermm

Thats a sad story.

haermm

****, FOR THE 1,000TH TIME.

SO MATE, WANNA KNOW A BLOODY ****ING STORY, STRUTH, MATE, BEST TO ME RECOLLECTION COUPLE OF DAYS AGO I GO TO THE BLOODY ****ING BEACH. BUGGER OF A ****ING DAY, MATE, IT WAS SO HOT THAT YOU COULD COULD A MEAT PIE OUT IN THE BLOODY SUN I TELLS YOU. ANYWAY I WAS IN ME NEW SWIMMERS, PERVING ON THE BIRDS BEHIND ME NEW SUNNYS AND MATE, SWEAR ON THE BLOODY DREAM TIME MATE, THESE LASS' WERE GIVING ME MORE BONES THAN ON DISPLAY AT THE SYDNEY DINOSAUR EXHIBIT SO ANYWAY LATER IN THAT ARVO, THIS FINE LOOKING SHIELA A BIT LIKE KYLIE IN HER YOUNGER YEARS ON 'NEIGHBOURS' BUT ALSO LIKE BECKY ON 'HOME AND A WAY' WALKS ME WAY AND I'M ALL 'OI SHEILA, FANCY A RUMP? WANT ME SAUSAGE ROLL IN YOUR OVEN?" AND SHE'S ALL "ALRIGHT LAD, COME ON OVER TO ME PLACE." SO MATE, I GO BACK TO HER PLACE IN COGEE AND MATE, DOES ME DRY OF ME MAN JUICE ON HER VERANDA THEN GOES TO ME, AND GET THIS, "FANCY SOME VB" MATE, I HEADED FOR WAGGA MATE. CORONA OR GTFO, AMIRITE? haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
****, FOR THE 1,000TH TIME.

SO MATE, WANNA KNOW A BLOODY ****ING STORY, STRUTH, MATE, BEST TO ME RECOLLECTION COUPLE OF DAYS AGO I GO TO THE BLOODY ****ING BEACH. BUGGER OF A ****ING DAY, MATE, IT WAS SO HOT THAT YOU COULD COULD A MEAT PIE OUT IN THE BLOODY SUN I TELLS YOU. ANYWAY I WAS IN ME NEW SWIMMERS, PERVING ON THE BIRDS BEHIND ME NEW SUNNYS AND MATE, SWEAR ON THE BLOODY DREAM TIME MATE, THESE LASS' WERE GIVING ME MORE BONES THAN ON DISPLAY AT THE SYDNEY DINOSAUR EXHIBIT SO ANYWAY LATER IN THAT ARVO, THIS FINE LOOKING SHIELA A BIT LIKE KYLIE IN HER YOUNGER YEARS ON 'NEIGHBOURS' BUT ALSO LIKE BECKY ON 'HOME AND A WAY' WALKS ME WAY AND I'M ALL 'OI SHEILA, FANCY A RUMP? WANT ME SAUSAGE ROLL IN YOUR OVEN?" AND SHE'S ALL "ALRIGHT LAD, COME ON OVER TO ME PLACE." SO MATE, I GO BACK TO HER PLACE IN COGEE AND MATE, DOES ME DRY OF ME MAN JUICE ON HER VERANDA THEN GOES TO ME, AND GET THIS, "FANCY SOME VB" MATE, I HEADED FOR WAGGA MATE. CORONA OR GTFO, AMIRITE? haermm

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I missed syren online earlier this morning

She never even posted in here

LIES! Where is she?

I knew you loved me!!

Well... I thought I knew you loved me sadwalk

I love you Syren.

Mist and Kram3r eat Aboriginese testicles.

Hi......Nice weather we are having.

Originally posted by lord xyz
I love you Syren.

Mist and Kram3r eat Aboriginese testicles.

All the time, buddy, all the time shock

Originally posted by JacopeX
Hi......Nice weather we are having.

pointandlaugh

Oh look, it's that guy nobody likes.

Originally posted by Syren

pointandlaugh

Oh look, it's that guy nobody likes. Wow, you missed a lot. Jacope is one of KMC's most popular, funniest and well respected members. He totally turned around about 8 months ago.

crylaugh

Originally posted by Mywi
Thats a sad story. That's a sad, yet happy, story.