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... and now it hurts when I masturbate. cry

lol, let the insults begin.

sure you didn't pull it too hard in a futile attempt to ejaculate?

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... and now it hurts when I masturbate. cry

don't bullshit us, your penis isn't that fookin heavy!

Ouch. That takes a while to heal as well. Enjoy having blue balls for a while

Doctor says a month.

Porque?! *sobs*

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Doctor says a month.

Porque?! *sobs*

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Wetback. haermm

My males mates talk about this sort of thing, there's a way to work around it. You just gotta' find a way to wack off without pain.There is a pain-free solution.

I remember back when I was thirteen, my twin brother pulled his groin doing high-jump... Ouch.

Originally posted by BlackC@
My males mates talk about this sort of thing, there's a way to work around it. You just gotta' find a way to wack off without pain.There is a pain-free solution.

I remember back when I was thirteen, my twin brother pulled his groin doing high-jump... Ouch.

Where there's a will, there's a way .

I still manage to do it, it just hurts. Anything that makes my stomach move hurts.

It's in the technique. A slow up an down pump, compared to the usual frantic thrusts and jerks and such, is relatively painless.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
I still manage to do it, it just hurts. Anything that makes my stomach move hurts.

It's in the technique. A slow up an down pump, compared to the usual frantic thrusts and jerks and such, is relatively painless.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/hypeart/joker_claps.gif

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
I still manage to do it, it just hurts. Anything that makes my stomach move hurts.

It's in the technique. A slow up an down pump, compared to the usual frantic thrusts and jerks and such, is relatively painless.

ROFL!!!!

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/hypeart/joker_claps.gif

ROOOOOOFFFFLLLLLL!

I can teach you, young one.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
I can teach you, young one.

How to pull a groin?

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h275/hypeart/joker_claps.gif

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
How to pull a groin?

You freak me out a little bit.

At least now you'll have awesome technique. srug

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... and now it hurts when I masturbate. cry

There's always anal masturbation.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
There's always anal masturbation.


HAHAHAHA! Milk that prostate!

Originally posted by dadudemon
You freak me out a little bit.

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u199/aburgot/largebiglebowski.jpg

Let me tell you something, Dadude. You pull any of your crazy shit with me, you flash a piece out on the net, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."

Nobody ****s with the Jesus!

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u199/aburgot/largebiglebowski.jpg

Let me tell you something, Dadude. You pull any of your crazy shit with me, you flash a piece out on the net, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."

Nobody ****s with the Jesus! DUDE, there's a lebowski forum for that kinda talk.

Originally posted by Bardock42
DUDE, there's a lebowski forum for that kinda talk.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l208/jayriles/the_big_lebowski_jesus.jpg

Where?

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u199/aburgot/largebiglebowski.jpg

Let me tell you something, Dadude. You pull any of your crazy shit with me, you flash a piece out on the net, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."

Nobody ****s with the Jesus!

crylaugh

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... and now it hurts when I masturbate. cry

I'd kill myself, if I were you.

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u199/aburgot/largebiglebowski.jpg

Let me tell you something, Dadude. You pull any of your crazy shit with me, you flash a piece out on the net, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."

Nobody ****s with the Jesus!

AHA!

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... and now it hurts when I masturbate. cry Have someone rub it, kiss it, and make it better.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... and now it hurts when I masturbate. cry petpet you poor thing

Can't you just push it back?

I tried.

I threw up.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Have someone rub it, kiss it, and make it better.


' you volunteering? I bet you got a purty mouth.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... and now it hurts when I masturbate. cry
Don't masturbate?

That'd be like telling you to not fart.

i neva undertood y ani 1 wood wan ta lif wates an shit wen allz yooz rilly need iz a gat.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... and now it hurts when I masturbate. cry

****ing amateurs. I hope your were lifting at least a deuce 50 to do that, pussy.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Don't masturbate?

What is WRONG with you?

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... and now it hurts when I masturbate. cry

Let one of these cool a little and.....well you've seen american pie no?


http://www.cooking-cup.de/files/imagecache/slideshow/files/content/Qassatat.JPG

Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
i neva undertood y ani 1 wood wan ta lif wates an shit wen allz yooz rilly need iz a gat.


... because guns don't burn fat.



*insert cliche black yo momma joke here*

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... because guns don't burn fat.



*insert cliche black yo momma joke here*

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
' you volunteering? I bet you got a purty mouth. Sorry. I never use chap stick so.....*SMACK*

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
I tried.

I threw up. literally?

Originally posted by Kosta
What is WRONG with you?
Absolutely nothing. awesome

Originally posted by Strangelove
literally?

Yeah, though that's because I was walking up a big ass hill before I realized I was ****ed up.

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Can't you just push it back? Oh dear God no.

Yeah, there are ways to masturbate with a pulled groin near painlessly, what I did was only move my hand up and down, but did not slap it at the base, that helps, and you may need to sacrifice some speed of how you do it as well if it still hurts.

Wax on, wax off.