Zohan vs Bill and the DiVAS: Part One

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Snafu the Great
Since the rules state that the limit on the characters for the fights are three, this match is going to be in several parts.

Part One

The Zohan is on Bill's shit list.

Bill was in Israel on a hit when he found out that his target was being protected by Mossad's most celebrated operative.

Bill takes on Zohan, who sends Bill packing. Once he finds out that Zohan has relocated to New York City, he swears revenge. Using his Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, he kidnaps Dalia and sends Zohan a message: take on his Deadly Vipers in a series of matches, or else Dalia dies.

Zohan accepts the challenge. Armed with only a Mark VII Desert Eagle, his beloved Uzi, a machete, and several bombs (courtesy of the Phantom), Zohan faces his greatest challenge yet.

Round One: Vernita Green Green's specialty is hand-to-hand and knife combat. Zohan threatens to reveal her true identity to her husband and daughter unless she fights him.

Round Two: Budd Bill's little brother is now sobered up and is armed with an RPD.

Round Three: Elle Driver The Black Mamba didn't work on Zohan, so she decides to use Budd's Hanzo sword on Zohan, who fights with his combat machete.

Impediment
Oh, for F*ck's sake.......facepalm

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Impediment
Oh, for F*ck's sake.......facepalm


Agreed

Dark-Jaxx
Zohan could solo everyone else mentioned in this thread by himself.

His catching a bullet in mid-air and catchning one in his nostrils put his reflexes far above any of them.

He can dismantle guns before people can fire them.

He physically overpowered a group of muscle-bound men in tug-o-war, and then did the same to a raging bull.

He fixed a large dent in an armored car with his hand.

Seriously, even though the movie sucked, he is too much for this team.

Impediment
facepalm

Dark-Jaxx
O RLY?

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