White Meat vs. Dark Meat

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Red Nemesis
The enormous innuendo aside, which type of turkey do you prefer?





(Did you see the second innuendo?)

Ahsoka Tano
White meat.

Alot of it. vin

dadudemon
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
White meat.

Alot of it. vin

That's gay. no expression







laughing







Anyway, I eat any and all meat. (all jokes aside, por favor)

Kosta
Either one. I like both. Not a big fan of turkey though.

Itzak
Racist. no expression

silver_tears
Originally posted by Red Nemesis
The enormous innuendo aside, which type of turkey do you prefer?





(Did you see the second innuendo?)

Oh haha I get it, you're so clever with your innuendos. First something so genius as a reference to penises, and even more hilarious the second one, referring to penis size, which you so kindly italicized for us mere village idiots. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CLEVER GIRL YOU.
















haermmstick out tongue

silver_tears
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
White meat.

Alot of it. vin

Dude are you a bisexual chick?
Or a confused male?
Or some type of combination?


dodgy

Ax3l
I've got a pretty big innuendo

Kosta
In YOUR endo!

mitchum
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Ahsoka Tano
Originally posted by silver_tears
Dude are you a bisexual chick?
Or a confused male?
Or some type of combination?


dodgy

I like turkey.

Kosta
Originally posted by mitchum
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Come on now, it was funny, but it wasn't THAT funny.

Itzak
Originally posted by mitchum
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Y'know if you stare at that long enough... it'll be Christmas. ermm

Kosta
Originally posted by Itzak
Y'know if you stare at that long enough... it'll be Christmas. ermm

Also, depending on your resolution, the letters line up in a diagonal pattern. no expression

dadudemon
Originally posted by Kosta
Also, depending on your resolution, the letters line up in a diagonal pattern. no expression

Yups...mine line up in dat pattern.

1920x1200 resolution on this end.

Itzak
I noticed that, it looks like a backwards 7. hmm Interesting...

Kosta
Originally posted by dadudemon
Yups...mine line up in dat pattern.

1920x1200 resolution on this end.

Same here. HIGH FIVE! hehe

Kosta
Originally posted by Itzak
I noticed that, it looks like a backwards 7. hmm Interesting...

I think we've stumbled upon an incredible discovery here, yes.

mitchum
Originally posted by Itzak
I noticed that, it looks like a backwards 7. hmm Interesting... Well I did that on purpose

Ahsoka Tano
Way to be on topic, guys.

Oh shi-

mitchum
Originally posted by mitchum
Well I did that on purpose = how amazing i am

Itzak
Originally posted by Kosta
I think we've stumbled upon an incredible discovery here, yes.

Quick Watson! To the laboratory

dadudemon
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Way to be on topic, guys.

Oh shi-


*pinches bewbz* Don't be a party pooper! stick out tongue

Ahsoka Tano
Originally posted by dadudemon
*pinches bewbz*

Your poor wife.

Directions: Rub gently and lick only.

Strangelove
I like dark meat.

silver_tears
Originally posted by Strangelove
I like dark meat.

Your profile might just be a fav. flirt

Kelly_Bean
Though I prefer white meat, I don't see TOO much of a difference between white and dark meat except the texture and color. One of my uncles refuses to eat dark meat and I don't know why. He won't eat onions either..erm

dadudemon
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Your poor wife.

Directions: Rub gently and lick only.

Did I say I pinched my wife's?



k...you got me...but I'm gentle...



k...I'm not....but I NEVER bruise them!

Ahsoka Tano
I bet you like sadomasochism. uhuh

Strangelove
Originally posted by silver_tears
Your profile might just be a fav. flirt You ain't in there for nuthin, babe dance

dadudemon
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
I bet you like sadomasochism. uhuh

Nope. I don't like to hurt women. It is far from a turn-on. My wife is delicate...so I am delicate with her...but I love to pinch bewbz.... yes


Pinchiung bewbz doesn't have to be about sex.

Ahsoka Tano
Originally posted by dadudemon
Nope. I don't like to hurt women. It is far from a turn-on. My wife is delicate...so I am delicate with her...but I love to pinch bewbz.... yes


Pinchiung bewbz doesn't have to be about sex.

*Pinching

It still has a sexual innuendo about it.

It makes you suspect. uhuh

dadudemon
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
*Pinching

It still has a sexual innuendo about it.

It makes you suspect. uhuh

Indeed. It is still sexual...but it is not about actual sex. Does that make sense?

Kosta
Pinching bewbz should be as common ad socially acceptable as breathing or walking. yes

dadudemon
Originally posted by Kosta
Pinching bewbz should be as common ad socially acceptable as breathing or walking. yes

You, my friend, are getting cooler and cooler everyday. big grin

Ahsoka Tano
Originally posted by dadudemon
Indeed. It is still sexual...but it is not about actual sex. Does that make sense?

No. You're a sicko that needs to be locked up. uhuh

lol, just pullin' you cock n' balls haermm

dadudemon
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
No. You're a sicko that needs to be locked up. uhuh

lol, just pullin' you cock n' balls haermm

You'd like to lock me up, wouldn't you?

Ahsoka Tano
Originally posted by dadudemon
You'd like to lock me up, wouldn't you?

I'm sure you'll do that on your own, sicko. haermm

dadudemon
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
I'm sure you'll do that on your own, sicko. haermm

McLovin'? is that you?
How you been, buddy? Man, have I missed your perverted humor. Great to have you back, buddy. You done with my wife yet?

Ahsoka Tano
I never liked that movie. Reminded me of those 80's highschool movies. uhuh

dadudemon
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
I never liked that movie. Reminded me of those 80's highschool movies. uhuh

Uh, you may not be McLovin' then...I guess.

Ahsoka Tano
Originally posted by dadudemon
Uh, you may not be McLovin' then...I guess.

You're a bit 'out there' I'm guessing. haermm

dadudemon
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
You're a bit 'out there' I'm guessing. haermm

McLovin' was a former poster here who was perverted and humorous. He was also known as Secretus. I liked the guy...



He was banned.


Some of your humor reminded me of him.





That is a passive agressive way of saying......HAHA! You don't know what I'm talking about. NEE NARS NEE NARS!! WEEEEE!


You see, being witty with insults can be quite fun...it adds another dimensional of entertainment to the mix and it prevents a ban.


MWAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Ahsoka Tano
Originally posted by dadudemon
McLovin' was a former poster here who was perverted and humorous. He was also known as Secretus. I liked the guy...



He was banned.


Some of your humor reminded me of him.





That is a passive agressive way of saying......HAHA! You don't know what I'm talking about. NEE NARS NEE NARS!! WEEEEE!



You see, being witty with insults can be quite fun...it adds another dimensional of entertainment to the mix and it prevents a ban.


MWAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Ok.


I guess. uhuh

dadudemon
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Ok.


I guess. uhuh


DAAAAAMNIT!!!!!!! mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad

I put down "dimensional" instead of "dimension." I am forever shamed. weep

Ahsoka Tano
Originally posted by dadudemon
DAAAAAMNIT!!!!!!! mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad

I put down "dimensional" instead of "dimension." I am forever shamed. weep

It's ok. People make mistakes and aren't CRAZY. laughcry

dadudemon
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
It's ok. People make mistakes and aren't CRAZY. laughcry

Is that what your mum tells you?

Ahsoka Tano
Originally posted by dadudemon
Is that what your mum tells you?

*Mom

And no, she tells me I'm the most beautiful girl that ever lived. biscuits

Naz
My dad always seems to make our turkey really dry, so I go for the dark meat.

mitchum
Originally posted by Naz
My dad always seems to make our turkey really dry, so I go for the dark meat. It's an innuendo. The question is actually what kind of cocks do you prefer, get it?

dadudemon
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
And no, she tells me I'm the most beautiful girl that ever lived. biscuits


Pics of your bewbz or it's LIES!

Röland
Originally posted by Naz
My dad always seems to make our turkey really dry, so I go for the dark meat.
lol

Naz fell for it.

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