eBay Feedbacks

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eBay Feedbacks

POSITIVE: Item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. Thanks!

POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside?

NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.

NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.

NEGATIVE: Honda R-Type sticker did not add horsepower as advertised.

NEUTRAL: Item shipped promptly and in good condition, but I should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents.

POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!

NEGATIVE: Product didn't work, possibly broken. I woke up this morning and was disappointed to find I still believe in Jesus Christ our Savior. 🙁

POSITIVE: Excellent Buyer. A++++++. Thrilled by the quartz movement of the "Rolex". HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

NEGATIVE: Should have been clearer that seller only accepts payment in Bhats via Eastern Union Moneygram.

POSITIVE: Plain brown packaging seemed to fool my wife. Thanks!

NEGATIVE: The dog won't hunt.

NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it's a size 34, not a 63 as advertised.

NEGATIVE: Lederhosen not as pink as the picture led me to believe.

POSITIVE: A+++++. Items are exactly as described. Best case of kalashnikovs I've ever bought. Allah Akbar!

NEGATIVE: This is clearly the ninth, NOT THE SIXTH, repackaging of Mad Super Special #24.

POSITIVE: One of the scents mixed in with the packing peanuts remind me of a passionate weekend in Rio... was that you?

POSITIVE: The way you wrote my zip-code makes me weak in the knees. Such smooth strokes. A+!

NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.

NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I'd hoped.

last but not least..............

NEGATIVE - the train set you sold me came with a REAL Locomotive—S&H ALONE was $145,900.00! Seller: friend9buy-sell ( 359) Feb-27-08 07:46
Follow-up by tryork5ifp (Feb-27-08 07:50):
PLUS—I have no place to put the DAMNED THING!!!"

LOL at the last one.

I'm actually doing this > laughcry

some were funny

These are... pretty entertaining... Are they for real, or did you just sit and think them up?

someone made it up awebrow

Figured as much. But in today's society... you can never tell...

lol

POSITIVE: If we were in prison, I'd protect you in the shower. A++++

Originally posted by Ripper Jacc
POSITIVE: If we were in prison, I'd protect you in the shower. A++++
its supposed to be in context with buying something awebrow

NEGATIVE: That superman cape didn't work as noted. I am now in the hospital.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
NEGATIVE: That superman cape didn't work as noted. I am now in the hospital.
😆

hanuts

Originally posted by Mairuzu
NEGATIVE: That superman cape didn't work as noted. I am now in the hospital.

hahahahahahahaha

Negative: You didn't warn me that the peanuts I bought might cause a nut allergy

lol

Negative: This chick magnet didn't work as intended, instead it did the complete opposite. Refunded.

NEGATIVE: Playstation does not play newest Mario. Want a refund.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Negative: This chick magnet didn't work as intended, instead it did the complete opposite. Refunded.

better still

NEGATIVE: Chick magnet didn't work as intended, what am I supposed to do with all these chickens???

Originally posted by Baylin
better still

NEGATIVE: Chick magnet didn't work as intended, what am I supposed to do with all these chickens???

😂