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Was it you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ****ing hate you now

Then it was you?

war

Originally posted by Dark Exile
Was it you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did.

I think a little bit of pewp came out, though.

you got pewp on your balls.

I think it was colonel Mustard in the library

pewpy balls

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you got pewp on your balls.

Yes. Indeed. I have pewp on my bawls. It's what I get for wiping from back to front.


I'll just air it out and wait for it to crust up and then scratch the pewp flakes off my scroats later.

ew

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yes. Indeed. I have pewp on my bawls. It's what I get for wiping from back to front.


I'll just air it out and wait for it to crust up and then scratch the pewp flakes off my scroats later. I reach around back and wipe from between my cheeks.

Everyone with testicles has had poop on them at some point, just a fact.

circular motion... circular motion...

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
circular motion... circular motion...

uhh...

nevermind...

I bent over to change a game on my friend's console once and farted twice in a row small little squeaks, and when I sat back down my friend said: "Not much man"

Yeah...

I let off a short loud fart at jiu-jitsu when my sparring partner got me on a take down and landed on my stomach. It's a big dojo, and there were 30+ students there. Thankfully, they found it utterly hilarious.

Lucky for you it wasnt a shart haermm

I used to light my farts a while back to make people laugh.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I used to light my farts a while back to make people laugh.

Hey I remember you, you're that guy and stuff.

Farting in front of a client.....not good.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I used to light my farts a while back to make people laugh.

I used to do that but my farts have become denser then mustard gas from all the energy shots I've been drinking, so they just put out the flame

I tried but never was able to light a fart.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I tried but never was able to light a fart.

You have to hold the lighter really really close to your pooter hole for it to work right.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You have to hold the lighter really really close to your pooter hole for it to work right. Too close to my boys, man haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Too close to my boys, man haermm

Hey, if you ain't singeing some ball hair, then you're doing it wrong.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Hey, if you ain't singeing some ball hair, then you're doing it wrong. Dude remember your leg wound? You want your balls looking like that?

TH's leg wound?? Yeah, I'd motorboat that, I'd motorboat the hell out of that!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude remember your leg wound? You want your balls looking like that? Shit, dude. You even refer to my balls looking like my leg wound in a dream you better wake up and apologize. Originally posted by Scythe
TH's leg wound?? Yeah, I'd motorboat that, I'd motorboat the hell out of that! Oh shit, what's motorboating mean?

OK

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Oh shit, what's motorboating mean?

Are you serious? I'm scared...

Oh shit.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Oh shit.

It's okay people, it's not the real TH, just CheetahGurl out for a play.

I remember back in elementary school.
Me and my boys would fart at each others' faces and sniff it all up.

Mmmm... fart smells. I love fart smells bloigensbooty

Oh shit, I popped a boner just thinking about it.

the game of clue

my little brother farted yesterday in the car and it smelled like roadkill thats been sitting in the sun all day
and we couldnt put down the windows

Ever had a fart lift you out of your seat?

Originally posted by Dark Exile
Ever had a fart lift you out of your seat?


It's called shartting your pants. And it's not "lift"...it's more like "jump".

Once I farted and I teleported to the next room.

I seriously just did it.


It REALLY stinks.

Man o man.


Protein farts.

You had protein up in your butthole? Wonder how it got there.....