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...and I put ketchup on my mashed potatoes. I also put peanut butter on my waffles/pancakes and then sandwich them together and dip it in syrup.

People sometimes tell me that I eat like a pregnant woman.

What kind of "weird" ways do you eat your food? What kind of condiments/dressings do you like to smear on your food?

Ketchup on toast

I sometimes eat potato chips with icecream ermmnone

oreos and peanut butter

Peanut butter and syrup on pancakes and waffles

Chilli dogs for brekky

Salsa and Steak.

Originally posted by Impediment
...and I put ketchup on my mashed potatoes. I also put peanut butter on my waffles/pancakes and then sandwich them together and dip it in syrup.

People sometimes tell me that I eat like a pregnant woman.

What kind of "weird" ways do you eat your food? What kind of condiments/dressings do you like to smear on your food?

French fries in Wendy's Frosties is NOT weird, that's NORMAL!

Hot dogs with ketchup, mustard, and mayo.

I put ketchup on my eggs sometimes.

I eat my eggs "over easy" with syrup smothering them.

I like to put grape jelly on my scrambled eggs, too.

I also HATE ranch dressing on pizza.

Ketchup on just about everything. Especially chips and cheetoes.

Snickers on Pizza

Hot Chocolate and buttered toast (Dip toast in chocolate and repeat)


i'll think of more.

ranch dressing on pizza is normal.

Originally posted by Mywi
I sometimes eat potato chips with icecream ermmnone Salty and Sweet = AwesomeOriginally posted by Lord Knightfa11
ranch dressing on pizza is normal. Yeah.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
ranch dressing on pizza is normal.

Gross.



I also eat canned pasta (ravioli, tortellini, spaghetti & meatballs) cold right out of the can.

Originally posted by Impediment
I put ketchup on my eggs sometimes.

that tastes awesome!

I put mayo on pizza

If I'm really out of food, I tend to eat saltines and ketchup as a snackeroo

Originally posted by Impediment
...and I put ketchup on my mashed potatoes. I also put peanut butter on my waffles/pancakes and then sandwich them together and dip it in syrup.

People sometimes tell me that I eat like a pregnant woman.

What kind of "weird" ways do you eat your food? What kind of condiments/dressings do you like to smear on your food? my two friends do exactly this

he even dips the nuggets

Originally posted by Impediment
I also eat canned pasta (ravioli, tortellini, spaghetti & meatballs) cold right out of the can.

Ditto. Open it up, put the fork/spoon right in.

Originally posted by Impediment


People sometimes tell me that I eat like a pregnant woman.



crylaugh

I find that hot dodgy

I like ketchup on my mash too.

and I have salad cream on buttered toast.

Tortilla shell with butter.

Cream of wheat, i dunk my toast in it

I use more creamer than coffee

Originally posted by Mywi
that tastes awesome!

I put mayo on pizza

Mayo? Ewww.




Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I have salad cream on buttered toast.

WTF is salad cream?

Originally posted by Impediment
I also eat canned pasta (ravioli, tortellini, spaghetti & meatballs) cold right out of the can. Originally posted by Phucked Up
Ditto. Open it up, put the fork/spoon right in.

yes


yum yum yum

I'm getting Deja vu .. mhmm

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I use more creamer than coffee

Originally posted by Impediment
Mayo? Ewww.






WTF is salad cream?

It's Salad cream.. shrug

Wiki's explanation

Originally posted by Mywi
that tastes awesome!

I put mayo on pizza
I do that too!

I make ketchup omelets where i mix the eggs with ketchup before i cook them.

I eat Belgian chocolate with potato chips, most preferably spicy potato chips.

I eat toast with butter and salt on it (not often cuz that's way unhealthy)

I eat cheese with chocolate.

when i eat a sandwich (doesn't matter whats on the sandwich) i like to have a piece of cheese next to my sandwich to eat, but not on it.

probably have more but can't remember right now

Potato chips in a peanut butter sammich.

Originally posted by Kayakat
I eat cheese with chocolate.

Chocolate and Cheese is the name of an album by Ween. headbang



Raeann just told me that when she was pregnant with Madison, she'd put peanut butter on shrimp and eat it.

Why waste time eating a hamburger with french fries on the side?

Sometimes I'll put my fries IN my phucking burger.

I eat just about everything fried with ranch dressing, ketchup, or mayonnaise.

I eat mozzarella sticks with a garlicky read sauce, though. (that's the only exception.



If you can think of it, I put probably have tried it with mayonnaise. A lot of people think that's a weird combo. (mayo with anything)


I used to eat pats of butter plain just because I liked the taste.

I used to suck the mustard out of mustard packets because I liked the taste.




Potato chips go EXCELLENTLY on a sandwich.


mmmmmmmmm



Damn IT! I'm hungry again!

I have crisps in cream cheese sammiches.

Ham & brown sauce sammiches.

Fish finger, ketchup, raw onion & lettuce sammiches.

Cream cheese and marmite on toast.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Ham & brown sauce sammiches.



WTF is the brown sauce made of?

I've been known to get my sodium intake for the week by sucking the soy sauce out of the packets.

I like to make ham & cheese sammiches and put puffed Cheetos on it and squish the damn thing together. udance




Originally posted by Phucked Up
Why waste time eating a hamburger with french fries on the side?

Sometimes I'll put my fries IN my phucking burger.

QFT, sir. I do just that.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Why waste time eating a hamburger with french fries on the side?

Sometimes I'll put my fries IN my phucking burger.

I do the same thing. w00t

And whenever I can I put chips in my sammich, preferably plain, barbecue flavor, or sour cream and onion flavor

Originally posted by dadudemon


WTF is the brown sauce made of?







aweroll

Steak sauce

I can eat a lunch of nothing but potted meat on bread.

http://brendanbourdage.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/potted-meat.jpg

I put A-1 (steak sauce) on fish sticks, sometimes.

You win Phucked up, you win

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I can eat a lunch of nothing but spreadable meat on bread.

http://brendanbourdage.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/potted-meat.jpg


Mmmmm................lips & assholes.

This thread is arousing me.

I wonder if I should see a doctor about this mmm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
aweroll

Steak sauce

yeah right!


It's butttttt saaaauuuce!


I win!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
You win Phucked up, you win

Who me? Yay me!

I grew up poor...potted meat is cheap. haermm

Psychiatrist

Have you ever opened a can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup and sucked out all of the broth? droolio

Originally posted by Impediment
Have you ever opened a can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup and sucked out all of the broth? droolio

Not yet...but now I must.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
This thread is arousing me.

I wonder if I should see a doctor about this mmm

What kind of sauce spices you, baby?

LOL. I kid. I kid. Ken would stab me.

Originally posted by Impediment
What kind of sauce spices you, baby?

LOL. I kid. I kid. Ken would stab me.

If you only knew...if you only knew. And by that, I mean I won't kill you.

Sometimes I put mayo on my fries...

One time I dipped fries in guacamole. 'Twas not bad.

Originally posted by Impediment
What kind of sauce spices you, baby?

LOL. I kid. I kid. Ken would stab me.

Oh I think not, I already asked him if we could 3some, he said yes 131

I will sometimes substitute mayo for butter in grilled cheese.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
If you only knew...if you only knew. And by that, I mean I won't kill you.

You mean you'd shiskabob me?

Originally posted by Impediment
You mean you'd shiskabob me? Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Oh I think not, I already asked him if we could 3some, he said yes 131

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Oh I think not, I already asked him if we could 3some, he said yes 131

Fly your ass over to Texas. Now. Raeann would be the 4th.




Originally posted by Phucked Up
I will sometimes substitute mayo for butter in grilled cheese.

................................eww.

Originally posted by Impediment
Fly your ass over to Texas. Now. Raeann would be the 4th.






................................eww.

Don't knock it until you try it.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Sometimes I put mayo on my fries...
Almost every european does this, in fact we eat more mayo with fries than ketchup .... or sometime both

Originally posted by Impediment
One time I dipped fries in guacamole. 'Twas not bad.


I've done that



Also I've used swiss cheese when I've made grilled cheese sandwiches

Originally posted by Impediment
Fly your ass over to Texas. Now. Raeann would be the 4th.


She can join in the second time.. first times all about me. dodgy

My dad will put ketchup on spaghetti (and it has sauce on it already). I think it's just cause my mom's cooking sucks.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Don't knock it until you try it.

I loathe mayo. I even hate Miracle Whip.


Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
She can join in the second time.. first times all about me. dodgy

Can she cheer, at least?

Originally posted by Phucked Up
My dad will put ketchup on spaghetti (and it has sauce on it already). I think it's just cause my mom's cooking sucks.

Dually noted. My mom's cooking is sub-par.

I prefer to eat hot dogs cold, straight out of the package.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I prefer to eat hot dogs cold, straight out of the package.

Ever wrap a piece of cheese around 'em?

Originally posted by Impediment
Can she cheer, at least?

Ok sure happy_confused

I did say she could join in the second time.. I meant second orgasm.. of the night.. it will be a long long night. droolio

Originally posted by Impediment
Ever wrap a piece of cheese around 'em?

Yup yup. So yummy.

I make pizza grilled cheese. (slice of bread, buttered on one side, some pizza sauce, cheese, pepperoni , more cheese, more sauce, another slice of bread with butter on the opposite side. Grill it up...orgasm in your mouth.)

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Yup yup. So yummy.

I make pizza grilled cheese. (slice of bread, buttered on one side, some pizza sauce, cheese, pepperoni , more cheese, more sauce, another slice of bread with butter on the opposite side. Grill it up...orgasm in your mouth.)

Sounds not bad. I'll have to try it.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Yup yup. So yummy.

I make pizza grilled cheese. (slice of bread, buttered on one side, some pizza sauce, cheese, pepperoni , more cheese, more sauce, another slice of bread with butter on the opposite side. Grill it up...orgasm in your mouth.)


Dude....



You're like my long lost brother...



If only you lived closer. I swear, I'd take us to eat alllllll the time.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Dude....



You're like my long lost brother...



If only you lived closer. I swear, I'd take us to eat alllllll the time.



Also, try the same thing, but with a tortilla shell instead of bread...and butter the skillet and not the tortilla.

Am I the only one here who ritually eats all of the toppings off of his pizza first? Seriously. I will take a fork, skin off all of the toppings, cheese and all, eat that first, and then eat the breading?

I eat bologna by itself

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I eat bologna by itself

Rolled up.

Does anyone else put tuna fish in their macaroni & cheese? faint

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Rolled up. haha yea i just shove it in when im on the go




























shock

I taste myself during and after masturbation.

oh wait.. is this not that kinda thread? aweblushu

Originally posted by Impediment
Does anyone else put tuna fish in their macaroni & cheese? faint

Seafood and I don't agree.

However, I put Spam in my mac and cheese.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I taste myself during and after masturbation.

oh wait.. is this not that kinda thread? aweblushu woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah!....



























































this is not my batman cup

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I taste myself during and after masturbation.

oh wait.. is this not that kinda thread? aweblushu

I know you do. awesome

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I taste myself during and after masturbation.

oh wait.. is this not that kinda thread? aweblushu

Dude. You want Ken to kick my ass? Don't. tempt. Me. Please.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Seafood and I don't agree.

However, I put Spam in my mac and cheese.

Are you seafood allergic? Sucks.

Originally posted by Impediment
Dude. You want Ken to kick my ass? Don't. tempt. Me. Please.



Are you seafood allergic? Sucks.

Dude, you already got the approval. haermm Just as long as I'm in on it.

And no, I just don't like it. I can eat fish sticks on the rare occasion, and I've tried oysters a few times...oh and popcorn shrimp, but beyond that I don't like it.

Originally posted by Impediment
Am I the only one here who ritually eats all of the toppings off of his pizza first? Seriously. I will take a fork, skin off all of the toppings, cheese and all, eat that first, and then eat the breading?

thats how I eat my pizza

I looooove seafood. Do you have Joe's Crab Shacks in your region? It's like crack, I tell you.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
thats how I eat my pizza

Marry me.

no we dont

Peanut butter and cheese. Wendy's baked potato with barbecue sauce or honey mustard sauce.

Originally posted by Impediment
I looooove seafood. Do you have Joe's Crab Shacks in your region? It's like crack, I tell you.

Not that I'm aware of.

ketchup on those cheddar flavored pringles
i tell ya it tastes like a burger

Originally posted by Impediment
Dude. You want Ken to kick my ass? Don't. tempt. Me. Please.
Originally posted by Phucked Up
Dude, you already got the approval. haermm Just as long as I'm in on it.

eyes

ahah

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
ketchup on those cheddar flavored pringles
i tell ya it tastes like a burger
i just relized i sounded like a hick in that post

Originally posted by Impediment
...and I put ketchup on my mashed potatoes. I also put peanut butter on my waffles/pancakes and then sandwich them together and dip it in syrup.

People sometimes tell me that I eat like a pregnant woman.

What kind of "weird" ways do you eat your food? What kind of condiments/dressings do you like to smear on your food?
the best is mccdonalds fries in their mcfluries

or fries on a chicken sandwich

3 posts

Originally posted by Mairuzu
ahah

dodgy

I once ate a twix wrapped in salami.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I taste myself during and after masturbation.

oh wait.. is this not that kinda thread? aweblushu




That's righteous.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
3 posts
i rulz awecraz

Originally posted by Mairuzu
woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah!....



























































this is not my batman cup

hysterical

I've also eaten a mayo, peanut butter, pickle and bologna sandwich, and I liked it. This was over a decade ago now, and I still remember it.

Melted chocolate on a piece of bacon with some Eazy Cheese.

I've eaten som of TH's frumunda cheese with a bit of tabasco sauce. It's quite salty with a girtty ricotta cheese feel. The occasional scrote hair isn't good but the shitty aftertaste makes up for it.

Nothings worse than Hardy's.

Those commercials alone, make me not want to eat.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I've eaten som of TH's frumunda cheese with a bit of tabasco sauce. It's quite salty with a girtty ricotta cheese feel. The occasional scrote hair isn't good but the shitty aftertaste makes up for it.

Dude, you make fun of the way one of my scrote hairs tastes in my frumunda cheese in a dream you better wake up and apologize.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Dude, you make fun of the way one of my scrote hairs tastes in my frumunda cheese in a dream you better wake up and apologize.

Oh no, dude, it's not the taste. Hair in my "food" makes me gag a little bit. Get real, any part of you is delicious.

Texture, man. TEXTURE!

Ever seen UHF? I once tried a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich. Not bad. Not bad.

Butter, melted Mars bar, chicken, cheese and mayo on a bread roll.

Yeah, didn't taste good.

I don't eat cheese, people consider that weird.

I like Piccalilli on toast.

Originally posted by Kosta
Whatever the hell possessed you?

A dare biscuits

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Ketchup on toast ketchup on EVERYTHING. Mayo on my hot dogs.

Originally posted by Impediment
...and I put ketchup on my mashed potatoes. I also put peanut butter on my waffles/pancakes and then sandwich them together and dip it in syrup.

People sometimes tell me that I eat like a pregnant woman.

What kind of "weird" ways do you eat your food? What kind of condiments/dressings do you like to smear on your food?
Ewwness.

I don't really have any odd eating/dipping habits, honestly. Mine are all the typical ones.

Sometimes when I make B.L.T. 's I use both butter and mayo on the bread after I toast them

thats it?

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Sometimes when I make B.L.T. 's I use both butter and mayo on the bread after I toast them

Boring...

I once ate cucumber, chocolate cake, pepperoni, summer sausage, grapes and cheese all in one bite on a dare. Didn't taste bad.

potato chips and cream cheese

Dunno how common this is, but I love ketchup on pizza.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Dunno how common this is, but I love ketchup on pizza. Same, but only on cheese pizza.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Same, but only on cheese pizza.

Mine is mostly on Italian Sausage pizza.

I put hot sauce on everything. I made a dinner of hot sauce and crackers, hot sauce and bread, hot sauce and potatoes...

Pickle juice as a beverage.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I put hot sauce on everything. I made a dinner of hot sauce and crackers, hot sauce and bread, hot sauce and potatoes... on scrambled eggs droolio

Had fruity pebbles with orange juice


was an accident tho, barely woke up

Chocolate milk with Rice Krispies is good.

Very good!

Except i eat the chocolate pebbles

Originally posted by Impediment
Chocolate milk with Rice Krispies is good.

Originally posted by Impediment
Chocolate milk with Rice Krispies is good.


Ever try it with Soy milk?

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Ever try it with Soy milk?

Never tried soy milk.

Originally posted by Impediment
Never tried soy milk.


It has a very distinctive taste..

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
It has a very distinctive taste..

No it doesn't.

I drink soy milk on occasion and it tastes the same to me.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
No it doesn't.

I drink soy milk on occasion and it tastes the same to me.


It does to me especially the first time I had some...

Now on occasion when I have some I don't mind the taste

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Pickle juice as a beverage. *HIGH FIVE*

I am obsessively compelled to eat all of the perfectly triangular Doritos from the bag before I eat any of the others that are broken.

Am I alone here?

Originally posted by Impediment
I am obsessively compelled to eat all of the perfectly triangular Doritos from the bag before I eat any of the others that are broken.

Am I alone here?


I do that as well

Originally posted by Impediment
I am obsessively compelled to eat all of the perfectly triangular Doritos from the bag before I eat any of the others that are broken.

Am I alone here? Yes of course


and there are only so little, i eat the folded ones last

Originally posted by Impediment
I am obsessively compelled to eat all of the perfectly triangular Doritos from the bag before I eat any of the others that are broken.

Am I alone here? same. I love you heartbeat

Originally posted by Impediment
I am obsessively compelled to eat all of the perfectly triangular Doritos from the bag before I eat any of the others that are broken.

Am I alone here? I'm with you there. Have to find all the whole ones first haermm2

Originally posted by Impediment
I am obsessively compelled to eat all of the perfectly triangular Doritos from the bag before I eat any of the others that are broken.

Am I alone here?
i do that

Speaking of Wendy's.


*chomp chomp* awesome

Originally posted by Impediment

What kind of "weird" ways do you eat your food? What kind of condiments/dressings do you like to smear on your food?

Tabasco sauce in chicken noodle soup.

I put ranch on everything.

Like, everything. Burgers, hot dogs, salad, chicken, steak, fish, fries.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Tabasco sauce in chicken noodle soup.

And holy shit that's brilliant, I'll have to try that sometime. I love tobasco.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Tabasco sauce in chicken noodle soup.

That taste very good

i want teh fries and teh frosty right about now

Peanut butter on chocolate bar and a pasty sometimes...I may put it on nacho's as well

Originally posted by BackFire
I put ranch on everything.

Like, everything. Burgers, hot dogs, salad, chicken, steak, fish, fries.

I appalled. You don't put it on your cock?




I will also peel a banana and smear a wad of peanut butter on the end and eat it.

Originally posted by Impediment
...

The dipping of fries into Frosty means you're gay; it's a fact. My eldest brother was knee-deep in pussy when in his teens, he did that dipping at Wendy's; he's been with men ever since. Sorry, if you like, I'll tell the wife and would be willing to 'console' her for you.

I like dipping my baguette (sourdough rolls work best) in Coke or Pepsi, taste great and it isn't gay.

Originally posted by Robtard
The dipping of fries into Frosty means you're gay; it's a fact. My eldest brother was knee-deep in pussy when in his teens, he did that dipping at Wendy's; he's been with men ever since. Sorry, if you like, I'll tell the wife and would be willing to 'console' her.

I like dipping my baquet beard (sourdough works best) in Coke or Pepsi, taste great and it isn't gay.

laughcry

Everytime I buy food from Del Taco I always put ketch up on evrything

Amazing...

I eat Blue Castello cheese with potatoes.