When life seems hopeless.

Just empty bear bottles and roaches.

What is a bear bottle? awebrow

You beat me to it dammit.

Either that or you can earn some cold hard cash from yours truley.

Hooked on phonics.......just saying.

Raikiri.

My life is shit. I'm going to do this thing with the bears and bottles and roaches.

bears, bottles and roaches... this cant be good... ermm

There is always porn.

Is it 99 bear bottles or 99 beer bottles?

the bear bottles contain bear piss...the beer bottles contain synthetic bear piss

Is that more effective than beer?

Originally posted by Strangelove

Ooo, I like this mmm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
There is always porn.

If that doesn't work, there's always German and Japanese porn; if those fail, go Dutch.