McDuffie Superman vs. McDuffie Silver Surfer

Which of these two poorly written characters sucks the hardest?

Surely a super-strength arm bar would wreck McDuffie Surfer; but with McDuffie Supes’ turtle-like reflexes and complete ineffectiveness in battle, could he even pull off said arm bar?

Superman flies around hitting the air wildly at lightspeed.

Surfer passes out from the shockwave of his punches

oh come on, even the flash has turtle like reflexes when the writers feel the need for him to