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You're boyfriend is very....pretty

He's 32 just like me....hawhaha!!

Originally posted by steverules_2
You're boyfriend is very....pretty

He makes my nipples hard.

Originally posted by Toku King
He makes my nipples hard.

O-K

Originally posted by steverules_2
O-K

Don't be hatin'.

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Originally posted by Toku King
What what?

I said what what in the butt?

What a creepy face

Originally posted by Mywi
What a creepy face

He loves you too.

It's toku 313

Originally posted by Toku King
He loves you too. NOOO

Originally posted by steverules_2
It's my boyfriend. 313

Originally posted by Mywi
NOOO

That's just the low self esteem talking.

Your my boyfriend I don't recall any of this...accept for that time you drugged me and tied me up and sat me at a table with a candle and then you came out in a dress...was quite worrying and....strange

Originally posted by steverules_2
Your my boyfriend

Look, I told you that it was over between us!

Originally posted by Toku King
Look, I told you that it was over between us!

And I told you there was never anything between us for anything to be over between us...but whatever helps you sleep at night other than that stuff you get injected with when strapped into your bed

Originally posted by steverules_2
And I told you there was a lot between us.

Look, I don't care how many times you ask, I'm not coming back to you!

Originally posted by Toku King
Look, I don't care how many times you ask me not to, I'm still flashing you!

ha-son

Originally posted by steverules_2
Please flash me! PLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!ha-son

No, Steve, I'm not going to flash you!
Ever since you got your boob job, you've been so different! I can't take it anymore!

Originally posted by Toku King
Yes, Steve, I'm going to flash you!
Ever since I got that boob job, you've been so different! I can't take it anymore! I need you!

ha-son Good God no!

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'm sorry, but my boobies make me feel like a real woman like my dad! It's wonderful!

this is an interesting conversation to spy on.

Originally posted by Strangelove
this is an interesting conversation to spy on.

It's not my fault that he'll never be the man his mother was!

Originally posted by Toku King
I'm sorry but my sex change makes me feel good like the next door neighbors dog when I spread peanut butter in my lady parts!

Originally posted by Toku King
It's not my fault that I'll never be the man my mother was!

Thats true

I love how your big "I'm so clever" thing is to change around a letter or two to make me sound homosexual, an insult in which is offensive to people that are indeed homosexual. And, on top of that, you're using women as an insult.
I may be straight and a dude, but even I know that that's as cold as being in bed with an eskimo.

Freud would have interesting thigs to say about you two mmm

Originally posted by Toku King
I love how your big "I'm so clever" thing is to change around a letter or two to make me sound homosexual, an insult in which is offensive to people that are indeed homosexual. And, on top of that, you're using women as an insult.
I may be straight and a dude, but even I know that that's as cold as being in bed with an eskimo. Well said, sort of haermm

Originally posted by Toku King
I love how your big "I'm so clever" thing is to change around a letter or two to make me sound homosexual, an insult in which is offensive to people that are indeed homosexual. And, on top of that, you're using women as an insult.
I may be straight and a dude, but even I know that that's as cold as being in bed with an eskimo.

You started the whole letter changing thing, I just did it back and you didn't like it and thats not really my problem

Originally posted by steverules_2
You started the whole letter changing thing, I just did it back and you didn't like it and thats not really my problem

Who said I was insulting you? I made a joke about just us. You had to bring minorities and sexes into the mix.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Well said, sort of haermm

Well, I at least brought the point across.

the eskimo thing made it folksy.

Originally posted by Strangelove
the eskimo thing made it folksy.

That was just a really bad joke.

I am SO CORNY!

Cornier than corned beef?

I'm the corn-iest person here

I'm from f*cking Nebraska

our college football team are the Cornhuskers

Originally posted by Selphie
I'm the corn-iest person here

I'm from f*cking Nebraska

our college football team are the Cornhuskers

Damn, that IS corny...

I'm a Hoosier, I'm pretty damn corny too laughcry

Originally posted by Kosta
Damn, that IS corny...

Children of the Corn is supposed to take place in Nebraska too stoned

ah, me so corny

I ate a huge amount of popcorn.


I am one with the kernel.

I am, therefore, quite corny at the moment.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm a Hoosier, I'm pretty damn corny too laughcry

yay midwest/farm landssss

Originally posted by dadudemon
I ate a huge amount of popcorn.


I am one with the kernel.

I am, therefore, quite corny at the moment.

Corny to the core

Originally posted by Selphie
yay midwest/farm landssss w00t

Good old wholesome midwest mmm

Thank god I don't leave the cities though haermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
w00t

Good old wholesome midwest mmm

Thank god I don't leave the cities though haermm

oh god, I know

I grew up in Lincoln, Nebraska, which is bigger than any 'city' in Vermont

I really miss the city

Originally posted by Kosta
Corny to the core
In my butt core.....just north of the place where the anal thermometer takes the temperature but south of the kanuter valve.

Where are you now?

Originally posted by Strangelove
Where are you now?

Small town, Vermont

population of ~6000

Oh, I see.

Well, at least Vermont's a blue state haermm

oh hell yeah, thats one good thing about moving from Nebraska to Vermont

All of our counties were blue from this years election, hell yahhh

I'm such a political geek, I already knew that crylaugh

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm such a political geek, I already knew that crylaugh

Hahaha, it's quite alright! ALTHOUGH, I almost shat my pants in excitement when I saw that Nebraska was all red...... except for Lincoln and Omaha! YEAHHHHHHHHHH!

Originally posted by dadudemon
I ate a huge amount of popcorn.


I am one with the kernel.

I am, therefore, quite corny at the moment.

YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!

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I feel like posting coz I'm horny

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
I feel like posting coz I'm horny

You like having sex with corn?

I could go for some popcorn right now

Popcorn's good.

Can't go to the movies without popcorn.

I like it with butter and the occasional bit of salt

you guys?

I don't like the butter they have at movie theatres. I used to work at one, I know what's in it

But I like salt.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I don't like the butter they have at movie theatres. I used to work at one, I know what's in it

But I like salt.

in Vermont, almost all the movie places are 'green', and use like, peanut oil or something for their butter, so its not exactly whale blubber or whatever

Haha, granola-smoking hippies haermm

MYk7PEi5kuY

This makes me very corny.

thats a whole new level of corny I've never experienced before

Originally posted by Selphie
thats a whole new level of corny I've never experienced before


IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!