=Tired Hiker=
So, I'm at Taco Bell today, eating the usual, and I pick up a packet of Fire Sauce and turn it over to read the little saying on it. If you don't know, hot sauce packets at Taco Bell have fun little sayings on them. So I go to read it and it says, "Make a wish." Now folks, I don't know how many times I've read that same damn saying on these damn hot sauce packets. There's probably about, oh I don't know, twelve different sayings, and they've all been the same damn sayings for at least the past five years. So, I do what the packet says and I make a wish. In my head I say, "I wish that the next packet I pick up will have a brand new saying that I've never read before." Low and behold, I pick the next packet up and turn it over and it says, "Make a wish."