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How much do you take for different performances?

Originally posted by Bardock42
How much do you take for different performances?
You are so predictable. mhm

Originally posted by Sanctuary
You are so predictable. mhm

Just comparing your prices to hers

Originally posted by Bardock42
Just comparing your prices to hers
WHAT'S THAT, MARIUS? YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX IN 2009? WELL, IF YOU SAY SO. whistling

I can pay cry

Hey Hooker!

Originally posted by Bardock42
How much do you take for different performances? Originally posted by Sanctuary
You are so predictable. mhm Originally posted by Bardock42
Just comparing your prices to hers Originally posted by Sanctuary
WHAT'S THAT, MARIUS? YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX IN 2009? WELL, IF YOU SAY SO. whistling Originally posted by Bardock42
I can pay cry


laughcry

Originally posted by H00KER
hooker

I'll take one of these, if you may.

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I thought you were gonna say "Wicked Child". That would have been legend.

protection is the way to go

yup

Originally posted by H00KER
hooker So how much will it be for tonight?

Originally posted by H00KER
hooker I have Kinky Kelly and the sex stud. Can you top that?

hmmm......

plz last a long time, I can

Me so horny baby.

shhhhhh

Full Metal Jacket FTW.

love that movie

You got girlfriend Vietnam, baby?

I can do anything you want.

How much for Impediment and I?

500 total
do you want me all night long?

25% off if you make me reach climax

No thanks. If I ever reach the point where I have to pay for it I will shoot myself.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No thanks. If I ever reach the point where I have to pay for it I will shoot myself.

Aww, I'll miss you.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Aww, I'll miss you. Never get that far, skipper.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Never get that far, skipper. Well, really, you kinda do pay for girlfriend's as well, don't you?

All damn hookers, women...except for sluts, thank God for sluts.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, really, you kinda do pay for girlfriend's as well, don't you?

All damn hookers, women...except for sluts, thank God for sluts. You dont hand a GF money and say "sex me."

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You dont hand a GF money and say "sex me." No, you give a girlfriend presents and your time and stuff and then, if you are lucky, she'll sex you.


In fact, girlfriend's are worse than hookers

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, you give a girlfriend presents and your time and stuff and then, if you are lucky, she'll sex you.


In fact, girlfriend's are worse than hookers You are alone. I am not gonna jump on this bandwagon. You are LEGEND.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You are alone. I am not gonna jump on this bandwagon. You are LEGEND. Heard that was a dreadful movie...which also choose to sell out the one message the original head.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Heard that was a dreadful movie...which also choose to sell out the one message the original head. You heard wrong, dude. Great flick.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You heard wrong, dude. Great flick.

Yeah...well...that just seems like evidence for my earlier assumption.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah...well...that just seems like evidence for my earlier assumption. Well you know what assumptions are like, doncha?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well you know what assumptions are like, doncha?

Like...guesses?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Like...guesses? Indeed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You dont hand a GF money and say "sex me."

Normally a prostitute would not kiss on the mouth or have sex without a condom or do anal sex. However I provide sexual services that a normal prostitute would not do.
What I mean by "girlfriend experience" is that I provide french kiss, anal sex, in some clients without cap or saying your name and "I love you" (it motivates a man to give his all and help me reach orgasm) Sometimes when a client is handsome and has good body, He doesn't walk away even if 1 hour has lapsed.

pics or it didnt happen.

that the Bloigen sock everyone's talkin' bout?

Bloigen ruv me rong time.

dunno

I can play this game.

I'm a *****, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed.

stoned

**** YEAH! ALANIS!

conflict of interest

Alanis rulz

I'd do her.

I am having a richie

Originally posted by H00KER
hooker

Youre one sad guy. Sock.

...

You're a troll and idiot.

Nuff said.