A for agony
B for bosom beauty (my wife)
C for cookies (love em)
D for dysfunctional family (we all have one or two)
E for excitement (i looove to go to work on monday...**** no!)
F for F.U.C.K. (a word i use almost every two minutes)
G for G-point (we're still looking for it)
H for Handy (our 'german' term for mobile phone...i hate em but my job would be impossible without it)
I for Ice (there can never be enough..on the streets right now and it pisses me off!)
J for John (my surname)
K for kindness ( i got some of that in me...sometimes)
L for Love ( i am in love)
M for MINE!! (my wife's favorite word)
N for needful (some think i am)
O for oblivious (i sometimes wander through this world..totally...)
P for Porn (i hate it but you can''t dodge that stuff! ermm)
Q for questions (i ask a lot of them)
R for ridiculous (i love being that!)
S for SANCY!! (go figure)
T for Team (matrimony is an alternate term for team)
U for underachievment (we tried but accomplished squat this year)
V for Valkyr!!
W for wanting (i want a lot of things)
X for Xbox360 (i want one soo bad! crytissue)
Y for yes Dear! (an expression i also use every two minutes..so it's always like..."****...oh yes Dear....aww ****!"
Z for ZOMG!
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