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vincent

Dun Dun Dun

*Waits for a SW nut to shit himself*

ORIGINAL CUT, NIGGA! HAVE YOU SEEN IT?

ALSO, HOT CALIFORNIAN GIRL GAVE ME SHIRT STATING OTHERWISE.

YOU = FAIL. ****.

FUUUUUUUUUUUU- !

*excretes all over the thread*

Originally posted by Kram3r
ORIGINAL CUT, NIGGA! HAVE YOU SEEN IT?

ALSO, HOT CALIFORNIAN GIRL GAVE ME SHIRT STATING OTHERWISE.

YOU = FAIL. ****.

THE KIDS! THE KIDS!

First, last.......Han PWNED.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
First, last.......Han PWNED.

Ahhh, there it is...

Originally posted by Scythe
Ahhh, there it is... No, you were expecting me to launch into a tirade as to who shot first, and I didnt

I merely stated that Han pwned his green ass. Truth be told, I never gave much thought as to who shot first.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, you were expecting me to launch into a tirade as to who shot first, and I didnt

I merely stated that Han pwned his green ass. Truth be told, I never gave much thought as to who shot first.

Served it's purpose. It was funny.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, you were expecting me to launch into a tirade as to who shot first, and I didnt

I merely stated that Han pwned his green ass. Truth be told, I never gave much thought as to who shot first. You've never thought about who shot first, and yet you call yourself a Star Wars fan? The hell, man. It's one of the longest going controversies in Star Wars ever since the remastered movies were released.

...But Han obviously shot first. The original cut's the most the reliable source really. The remasters were just trying to justify Han killing Greedo.

Originally posted by Scythe
Served it's purpose. It was funny.

I'll tell you this though, THIS guy would have shot first:

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Oh no!!! haermm I got owned!!! crylaugh

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You've never thought about who shot first, and yet you call yourself a Star Wars fan? The hell, man. It's one of the longest going controversies in Star Wars ever since the remastered movies were released.

...But Han obviously shot first. The original cut's the most the reliable source really. The remasters were just trying to justify Han killing Greedo.

/thread

Originally posted by Kosta
/thread

/adelaide

Originally posted by Kram3r
/adelaide

Yup.

No he ****ing didn't.

Wokka Wokka Chewbacca

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You've never thought about who shot first, and yet you call yourself a Star Wars fan? The hell, man. It's one of the longest going controversies in Star Wars ever since the remastered movies were released.

...But Han obviously shot first. The original cut's the most the reliable source really. The remasters were just trying to justify Han killing Greedo. Thought about it? Of course. Obsessed about it? No.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'll tell you this though, THIS guy would have shot first:

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Thought about it? Of course. Obsessed about it? No. Like every casual Star Wars viewer would. Oh well...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Like every casual Star Wars viewer would. Oh well...

Well, I am a fairly hardcore Star Wars fan. (but I don't have a wookie rug and I don't collect any action figures)

Still, I never gave it any thought until someone brought it up to me. I always assumed the Greedo shot first and missed and Han, being a excellent shot, shot Greedo.

Keep in mind that I was like....four, the first time I saw Star Wars and first impressions mean a lot. I didn't encounter the Greedo-Han argument until highschool.


I think that either case shows that Han is lucky and awesome.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Well, I am a fairly hardcore Star Wars fan. (but I don't have a wookie rug and I don't collect any action figures)

Still, I never gave it any thought until someone brought it up to me. I always assumed the Greedo shot first and missed and Han, being a excellent shot, shot Greedo.

Keep in mind that I was like....four, the first time I saw Star Wars and first impressions mean a lot. I didn't encounter the Greedo-Han argument until highschool.


I think that either case shows that Han is lucky and awesome. If you were 4 the first time you saw Star Wars you saw Han shoot first

Originally posted by Bardock42
If you were 4 the first time you saw Star Wars you saw Han shoot first


You see, I only remember the one i saw a decade ago because it was so long ago.


I haven't seen the original star wars since they relreased the remastered stuff.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You see, I only remember the one i saw a decade ago because it was so long ago.


I haven't seen the original star wars since they relreased the remastered stuff.




Should do, is enjoyable.

Really though, Greedo shooting first was just dumb and unnecessary and very badly done.

Who cares

Originally posted by Quincy
Who cares

A lot of people?

Originally posted by Bardock42
A lot of people?

You're a weirdo Bardock42

Carry on with the debate.

Originally posted by Quincy
Who cares

I do.

I would say that there is at least a million Star Wars fans that know about the Greedo-Han shot first debate. There has to be. I don't know one adult star wars fan who doesn't know about it. I even know people who are not Star Wars fans who know about it.

Originally posted by Quincy
You're a weirdo Bardock42

Carry on with the debate.

Yeah..
Originally posted by dadudemon
I do.

I would say that there is at least a million Star Wars fans that know about the Greedo-Han shot first debate. There has to be. I don't know one adult star wars fan who doesn't know about it. I even know people who are not Star Wars fans who know about it. Indeed...they make T-Shirts for it...lots of people care

Originally posted by dadudemon
I do.

I would say that there is at least a million Star Wars fans that know about the Greedo-Han shot first debate. There has to be. I don't know one adult star wars fan who doesn't know about it. I even know people who are not Star Wars fans who know about it.

I'm not a fan and I know about it.

They shot at the same time...,noobs.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'll tell you this though, THIS guy would have shot first:

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Originally posted by ragesRemorse
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Originally posted by Bardock42
Should do, is enjoyable.

Really though, Greedo shooting first was just dumb and unnecessary and very badly done. Yeah, Greedo wouldn't have missed at that range if he shot first, Han was sitting right in front of him.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Like every casual Star Wars viewer would. Oh well... Casual? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Casual? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight Shut it, real fans are talking.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Shut it, real fans are talking.
haermm

Han shot first.

Han shot first. Get the **** over it.

Originally posted by Impediment
Han shot first.

No, Greedo did.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No, Greedo did.

He did in the re-mastered version of A New Hope. In the original, he didn't. GL, for some asinine reason, wanted to explain to children than Han had no choice but to "defend himself, forgetting that Han is, in fact, a smuggler/thug who must do what it takes to stay in the game.


God. I have no life.

Originally posted by Impediment
the game.

DAMMIT!

Originally posted by Impediment
He did in the re-mastered version of A New Hope. In the original, he didn't. GL, for some asinine reason, wanted to explain to children than Han had no choice but to "defend himself, forgetting that Han is, in fact, a smuggler/thug who must do what it takes to stay in the game.


God. I have no life. Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No, Greedo did.

Greedo shot..........a load.

Still shot first.

You're wrong.


I'd still rape you, though. eyes

****ING HELL VINNY CAUSING ALL THIS TROUBLE. **** YOU. THERE IS NO DEBATE ON THIS YOU *******. IN THE ORIGINAL, THAT MEANS ASSHOLES THE FIRST STATE IN WHICH THE FILM WAS PRESENTED TO THE PUBLIC HAN SOLO SHOT FIRST. YOU CAN'T DEBATE THIS SHIT, IT'S ****ING FACT, LIKE ****ING SAYING A FEATHER WILL HIT THE GROUND BEFORE A BOWLING BALL, STFU, IT'S NOT TRUE.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Still shot first.

****, I hate you.

Originally posted by Kram3r
****, I hate you.

As much as Han did when Greedo shot at him first.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story! Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story! Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story! Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story! Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story! Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story! Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story! Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kram3r slapped me with his huge penis and it knocked me into a coma.. that is the true story!

Actually, I think in the first it is just implied he shot first, you don't really see it. But either way he had no choice...so he's not a bad guy anyways...just a bit on the rough side. Lucas is just being a tard...like when he put a CGI-Prairie-Dog in the opening scene of "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull or How Me And Steven Made A Shit Movie Sequel To An Amazing Trilogy"

Originally posted by Kram3r

are you sure it was you and not a different dood dressed as you?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually, I think in the first it is just implied he shot first, you don't really see it.

No, you do.

Originally posted by Kram3r
No, you do. Are you sure?

I don't have it readily available here...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you sure?

I don't have it readily available here...

Yes. Han shots the ****er and he ****ing drops dead.

Greedo obviously shot first. I can prove it.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Yes. Han shots the ****er and he ****ing drops dead. I thought you can just hear the shot and see Greedo fall to the table. Not the laser or whatever else might have happened during.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I thought you can just hear the shot and see Greedo fall to the table. Not the laser or whatever else might have happened during.

Oh, I see. I believe you see a laser. Let me check.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Oh, I see. I believe you see a laser. Let me check. I checked. You see only an explosion and Greedo fall.

There's only one shot heard though, it's strongly suggested Han is the only one shooting (not first...only)...and it doesn't really matter, cause Greedo told him he's going to kill him...that's really enough reason to off a mother****er, in this troper's opinion.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I checked. You see only an explosion and Greedo fall.

There's only one shot heard though, it's strongly suggested Han is the only one shooting (not first...only)...and it doesn't really matter, cause Greedo told him he's going to kill him...that's really enough reason to off a mother****er, in this troper's opinion.

Ah, okay.

http://www.lightsabre.co.uk/Interviews/Otis%20Greedo_Shot_First.jpg

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
http://www.lightsabre.co.uk/Interviews/Otis%20Greedo_Shot_First.jpg It's impossible he shot first.

I want video evidence because i have the original vhs and my friends and i have spent many a stoned nights watching that scene and it is impossible to determine who shot first.

M0Asjh-HjRE

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
M0Asjh-HjRE Exactly. Greedo didn't shoot at all. Han shot first, I am glad you finally agree.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
M0Asjh-HjRE





I stand corrected

I can't believe i missed that the first 46 times.

eMbOCC2te4U

biscuits

Greedo is ****ing dead, does it really matter who shot first?

Originally posted by Itzak
Greedo is ****ing dead, does it really matter who shot first? Yeah...cause it really, really makes Han either freaking cool or...dude, you loser...I wish Luke had gotten his sister rather than you.

Originally posted by Itzak
Greedo is ****ing dead, does it really matter who shot first?

Yes, it is the thread which determines the quality of the entire movie.

Very well then, carry on.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No, Greedo did.

dur

Originally posted by Itzak
Greedo is ****ing dead, does it really matter who shot first?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah...cause it really, really makes Han either freaking cool or...dude, you loser...I wish Luke had gotten his sister rather than you.

Inbred Jedi haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Inbred Jedi haermm Well, what do you expect. Their grandma was a **** that couldn't even remember who impregnated her amongst all the guys she spread her legs for and her mom was one of those girls that always fall for the bad guy...and apparently have the ability to "lose the will to live" and die from it, rather than being depressed and having to do something to die.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, what do you expect. Their grandma was a **** that couldn't even remember who impregnated her amongst all the guys she spread her legs for and her mom was one of those girls that always fall for the bad guy...and apparently have the ability to "lose the will to live" and die from it, rather than being depressed and having to do something to die. Yeah, but the Death Star was ****ing cool.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, but the Death Star was ****ing cool. I agree.

And Ayala Secura droolio

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi


I already said that. ermmnone

Originally posted by Impediment
Han shot first. Get the **** over it.

Originally posted by Itzak
I already said that. ermmnone She is worth two mentions.

Originally posted by Quincy
Wokka Wokka Chewbacca
Originally posted by Quincy
Wokka Wokka Chewbacca
Originally posted by Quincy
Wokka Wokka Chewbacca

So, have I won yet?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
So, have I won yet? ****...okay...you are right. Han shot first...but man, **** you...it took a lot of convincing on your part. Congrats.

Greedo.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Greedo.

Indeed, Han just shot everyone. Especially first.

MY GOD ....

Greedo, cummed first.

I mean.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Greedo, cummed first.

I mean. That may be true.

Yeah, lucky for Han it wasnt Bob Lee Swagger.

Originally posted by andyli08
MY GOD ....

HE'S NOT JUST YOURS!!

Well, I still believe that Star Wars Fanboys have shit themselves over this thread, I do believe it should be moved to the star wars forums.

Han still shot first.

Originally posted by Impediment
Han still shot first.

Nah.