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So there I was walking down the street. Listening to my new musical electronic gadget and l see a guy coming my way. He was listening to a cassette player (believe it or not) Then I look at him and he then look at me. So I said to the man:

WD: "What is this? You still stuck in the 80s? Join the 21st century and get a MP3 player...Hahahahaw!"

So the man replies..


The Guy: "Why you conceited BASTARD! Who the hell do you think you are? something special?"

So I said:

WD: "Get with the times old chap!"

So we both went our own separate ways.




Next, I approached a young lovely woman and said to her...

WD: "Hello? How do you like my little musik gadget? I got it for Christmas"

She then said:

Young woman: "Typical L.A. jerk! Get a life"

To which I said:

WD: "My, my, such tomfoolery!"

So we both went our own separate ways.



Finally, I saw some Homies cruising down the avenue in their low rider.

I yelled at them:

WD:"Turn down the bloody noise! I can't hear my own music"

To which they reply:

Well, actually they didn't reply.....they got off their ride and started chasing me.


I ran like pansy...




....I'm still hiding inside my house. sweat






The moral of the story:

What friggin moral? I would hate myself If I ever pulled shit like that on the street.


No, but really, if you can find a moral to this shenanigan, I'll give you a hug and happy smile.







And IF you're still reading this part....you just wasted 2 minutes of your precious time.

I'd take a casette player over an iPod nano.

Now, I finally understand this video!



WtdQmj9Woxs

You drink non-fat green tea latte? Has noone told you that complexity of your Starbucks order correlates with level of douchebaggery!!!

WD, nnooooooooo!!

P.S I can make a graph to illustrate!!!

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Now, I finally understand this video!



WtdQmj9Woxs
we played that in band
we were totally beast awecreepjam
p_kKJy_E0UM

I'M NOT TOO SURE HOW I SHOULD FEEL AFTER READING THIS D:

Was that another attempt at the posh British stereotype?

And wow you're right I did just waste 2 mins of my time on a pointless thread, so did you, making it, when you could have done something productive on this forum.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Now, I finally understand this video!



WtdQmj9Woxs You think I'm pretty fly? blush

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Was that another attempt at the posh British stereotype?

And wow you're right I did just waste 2 mins of my time on a pointless thread, so did you, making it, when you could have done something productive on this forum.

Huh?! I'm from L.A.! They stole our stereotypes!



Would it make it better if I said that I ban a troll early this morning.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You think I'm pretty fly? blush

For a German guy. Which is...you know....limited fly.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Huh?! I'm from L.A.! They stole our stereotypes!



Would it make it better if I said that I ban a troll early this morning.

Actually yes it would, rather much so.




And damnit how did you know America came first, it was our big secret?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness


P.S I can make a graph to illustrate!!!


I dare YOU!


(hehehe...this should be fun)

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
For a German guy. Which is...you know....limited fly. How do Germans relate to...lets say Finnish people in level of flyness?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I dare YOU!


(hehehe...this should be fun)

I didn't plan you'll actually ask me to do it...cry

This may take like...a while. But it shall be DONE!

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
we played that in band
we were totally beast awecreepjam
p_kKJy_E0UM

Oh man! Add me as a friend on youtube! (if that's your channel)

Originally posted by Bardock42
How do Germans relate to...lets say Finnish people in level of flyness?

That is a difficult one and it takes considerable amount of study and consideration.
There are just too many factors to be taken into account when doing this - I may even have to produce a graph.

Germans deff rate WAY higher than Dutch in all sorts of fly. In fact, a lot of nations rate way higher in fly than the Dutch.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Oh man! Add me as a friend on youtube! (if that's your channel)
no mines http://www.youtube.com/user/Rosie1757

thats from a band parent who recorded us a bunch of times at performances

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
That is a difficult one and it takes considerable amount of study and consideration.
There are just too many factors to be taken into account when doing this - I may even have to produce a graph.

Germans deff rate WAY higher than Dutch in all sorts of fly. In fact, a lot of nations rate way higher in fly than the Dutch. Really? You not very flat, very floodable land and dope?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Really? You not very flat, very floodable land and dope?

Well, there is flat, there is floodable and there is dope....and then there are the Dutch which have considerable amount of fly failage.

I am sure if Germans lived in Holland, the land would not be flat, floodable or dopeish - it would be efficient and fly...for German guy, of course.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Well, there is flat, there is floodable and there is dope....and then there are the Dutch which have considerable amount of fly failage.

I am sure if Germans lived in Holland, the land would not be flat, floodable or dopeish - it would be efficient and fly...for German guy, of course.

That's nice, I will tell my fellow countrymen about your compliment at our next meeting.

Originally posted by Bardock42
That's nice, I will tell my fellow countrymen about your compliment at our next meeting.

What do Alaskans have to do with this?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
What do Alaskans have to do with this? Oh, I'm from Germany, I just happen to own Alaska. It's a recent development.

The moral of the story is to mind your own business.

Originally posted by BackFire
The moral of the story is to mind your own business.

Come here you....

hug

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Come here you....

hug


I like the iPood though.

I love fecal humour.

Being German and all, obviously.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
What do Alaskans have to do with this?

Sarah Palin is from Alaska.

didnt she shoot a moose from a helicopter?