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Constipation or the Squirts?

what a shitty thread.

Literally haermm

They both cause death if not treated. mmm With constipation, you get cramps which are manageable and the squirts cause a mess. I'm going to have to say squirts.

What's worse?

This thread
battle of the sneakers
26 things you like a-z
hoodies
or say something to your pet here thread?



personally i choose the last one

I'll take the squirts, at least I wouldnt be full of shit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'll take the squirts, at least I wouldnt be full of shit. It is nice to scare people out of a public bathroom when you have them. haermm

Originally posted by The Red
It is nice to scare people out of a public bathroom when you have them. haermm Especially when it's so bad it's like turning on tap

why johnny why?

whats worse?
being fondled by RJ
or talking about shit?

thats a tough one there hanuts

The first one ha-son Thats one drunken night I wish I could forget

labotamy anyone? awecreep

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
whats worse?
being fondled by RJ
or talking about shit? shaddap and pull my finger.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
shaddap and pull my finger.
put your dick away

Ugh. ermm

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
put your dick away No worries, its in the vault haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No worries, its in the vault haermm
better be sly

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
better be sly Nap? Just saying.

no thanks

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Ugh. ermm

Well...at least this sex chat site was free

wanker

131

I love your avy

puttung salt on a slug- for the slug

**** the slug

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
**** the slug
you would awehuhp

its a hermaphrodite; it ****s itself

Originally posted by GCG
its a hermaphrodite; it ****s itself
like RJ 131

ouch

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
like RJ 131 Look out now haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I love your avy

I like it to...bewbz ftw

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
shaddap and pull my finger.

hell no!!

too late.................................

damn you!!!!

http://www.pspcrazy.com/images/news/image/FacePalm_picard.jpg

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Constipation or the Squirts? By the squirts do you mean diarrhoea, or uncontrollable female ejaculation?

Originally posted by lord xyz
By the squirts do you mean diarrhoea, or uncontrollable female ejaculation?


I think he means diarrhea

Originally posted by lord xyz
By the squirts do you mean diarrhoea, or uncontrollable female ejaculation?
probably the ladder since its RJ

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Ugh. ermm

I know, I wish RJ would have more class.

Constipation by far.

Originally posted by Selphie
Constipation by far.

I agree. It's just too uncomfortable.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I know, I wish RJ would have more class. Pffffft, you do NOT haermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
By the squirts do you mean diarrhoea, or uncontrollable female ejaculation? *bows deeply*


Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
probably the ladder since its RJ You mean LATTER? crylaugh

It also depends on your current location

ill take constipation if im at a movie over the squirts

ill take squirts if im at home.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Pffffft, you do NOT haermm

*bows deeply*


You mean LATTER? crylaugh
whateves
you know its true

Originally posted by Mairuzu
It also depends on your current location

ill take constipation if im at a movie over the squirts

ill take squirts if im at home. Hell yeah. Excellent point. I had the runs at work a while back and a fart turned into a....................something else.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hell yeah. Excellent point. I had the runs at work a while back and a fart turned into a....................something else.

What did you end up doing? sly

Originally posted by steverules_2
What did you end up doing? sly I threw the undies away and finished the shift commando.

What is your job?

Night Auditor, La Quinta inns and suites.

Well...least no one knew you...did that whilst on your shift

Graveyard shift, no one around.

Thats lucky

Silver lining?

Could be

No, it was just gross haermm

whats worse?
RJ
or Pedobear?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, it was just gross haermm

lol I'm reminded of Dumb and Dumber, laxative scene

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
whats worse?
RJ
or Pedobear? your attitude.

im just havin a little fun
awesome

You sure do seem to have a 'little fun' with RJ alot

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
im just havin a little fun
awesome wanker

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Pffffft, you do NOT haermm crylaugh

I most certainly do.

I find it rather gross that you're talking about fecal matter. That's just classless.

no one can help that RJ looks like a pedo and its too easy to poke fun at

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
no one can help that RJ looks like a pedo and its too easy to poke fun at wanker Be original, man.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
wanker Be original, man.

Okay.


My post.


Originally posted by dadudemon
I most certainly do.

I find it rather gross that you're talking about fecal matter. That's just classless.

haermm

fecal haermm dur

Doesn't get any better

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
no one can help that RJ looks like a pedo and its too easy to poke fun at
Yeah, he must be a pedo, because I'm SO much younger and more immature than you are. rolleyes1

I go around insulting people I know nothing about. That's right.

And oh YEAH, the key point: I'm not with RJ because I want to be- he kidnapped me and raped my underage ass.

Right?

Yeah I think not.

So shut up.

The squirts, definately.

Constipation, you just can't crap at all. Squirts...you poop like pee, lol. And it even hurts if you have to do it enough..singes your arse hole.

poopee

Rather have diarrhea.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
What's worse?

This thread
battle of the sneakers
26 things you like a-z
hoodies
or say something to your pet here thread?



personally i choose the last one All of the above.

Cancer.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Cancer. War

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
The squirts, definately.

Constipation, you just can't crap at all. Squirts...you poop like pee, lol. And it even hurts if you have to do it enough..singes your arse hole.

hanuts

I have to agree with that

crylaugh you got the squirts!!!

what kelly said.
Squirts are just mean and ill spirited.

Yeah that raw ******* is a bummer.

Neither, having either one quietly is harder.

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
put your dick away

Hahaha.

wanker

Having constipation or the squirts quietly is not a big deal?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
wanker

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
put your dick away

I misread, I thought you said neither were bad.

And wishful thinking on her part.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I misread, I thought you said neither were bad.

And wishful thinking on her part.

Yeah, from what I've been through, public places are the worse for having squirts or trouble shitting.

I'm sure.

I'd sooner be constpitated say, at work, than have the runs.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Yeah, he must be a pedo, because I'm SO much younger and more immature than you are. rolleyes1

I go around insulting people I know nothing about. That's right.

And oh YEAH, the key point: I'm not with RJ because I want to be- he kidnapped me and raped my underage ass.

Right?

Yeah I think not.

So shut up.

Actually he said that RJ looks like a pedo. Not that he is one for dating you. Which would be ridiculous, since you are 19...and children are generally not 19.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually he said that RJ looks like a pedo. Not that he is one for dating you. Which would be ridiculous, since you are 19...and children are generally not 19.

Actually "he" is a she, at least "her" profile says so. And sometimes I question whether "she" has the IQ of a newborn testicle.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Actually "he" is a she, at least "her" profile says so. And sometimes I question whether "she" has the IQ of a newborn testicle.

Well, it was a bit odd to suddenly go off on you...(though your pictures are pretty funny, no offense ). Does she have some further problem with you?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, it was a bit odd to suddenly go off on you...(though your pictures are pretty funny, no offense ). Does she have some further problem with you? Dunno dont care, and sure they are............I lost interest haermm

Want some pancakes?

No, I want to talk about your pictures mhm

What about them? When someone is my friend, they say I am handsome. If they are neutral, they say I look regular. When they have some kind of issue with me, they say I look funny. I've gotten reviews ranging from hot as hell, to funny looking, to a pedo lookalike.

Doesn't matter to me, I am quite happy with my appearance.

NOW can I eat my pancakes?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
What about them? When someone is my friend, they say I am handsome. If they are neutral, they say I look regular. When they have some kind of issue with me, they say I look funny. I've gotten reviews ranging from hot as hell, to funny looking, to a pedo lookalike.

Doesn't matter to me, I am quite happy with my appearance.

NOW can I eat my pancakes?

NO, NO PANCAKES FOR YOU!!!

Originally posted by Bardock42
NO, NO PANCAKES FOR YOU!!! Too late. I squished them, crepes FTW. Ricky Bobby loves the crepes.

Innit funny how someone's personal opinion of you affects how they judge your physical looks? Like if I knew Halle Berry was a total c*nt, I'd still acknowledge she is an attractive c*nt.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Too late. I squished them, crepes FTW. Ricky Bobby loves the crepes.

Innit funny how someone's personal opinion of you affects how they judge your physical looks? Like if I knew Halle Berry was a total c*nt, I'd still acknowledge she is an attractive c*nt.

I don't find Halle Berry very attractive. Also, why you suddenly want to talk about pictures again?

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't find Halle Berry very attractive. Also, why you suddenly want to talk about pictures again? Oh no you don't, you fruity Kraut bastard, YOU brought up pics.

BTW.....The knee bone is connected to the...thigh bone.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Oh no you don't, you fruity Kraut bastard, YOU brought up pics.

BTW.....The knee bone is connected to the...thigh bone.

No, I was talking 'bout pancakes after you said you wanted to drop it. Then you brought it up again...

But, on that topic, I don't know if it affects how we view the pictures of others, or what we tell them. I mean, if someone likes someone a lot they would probably be very nice no matter how the person looks, while if someone hates someone they might be dicks about it, even if the person is, in their opinion, pretty.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, I was talking 'bout pancakes after you said you wanted to drop it. Then you brought it up again...

But, on that topic, I don't know if it affects how we view the pictures of others, or what we tell them. I mean, if someone likes someone a lot they would probably be very nice no matter how the person looks, while if someone hates someone they might be dicks about it, even if the person is, in their opinion, pretty. You're so ****ing hot. Like the fires of hell.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You're so ****ing hot. Like the fires of hell.

Gay.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually he said that RJ looks like a pedo. Not that he is one for dating you. Which would be ridiculous, since you are 19...and children are generally not 19.


Yes, funnily enough, I noticed that. But these pedo jokes have been rubbing me the wrong way for some time now. So I cracked. So sue me.

Some of them, though, say he is a pedo for dating me, so let's say my response is for ALL of them and I hope they all see it.

And I'll be 20 in less than 2 months.

But I must say, thank you.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Yes, funnily enough, I noticed that. But these pedo jokes have been rubbing me the wrong way for some time now. So I cracked. So sue me.

Some of them, though, say he is a pedo for dating me, so let's say my response is for ALL of them and I hope they all see it.

And I'll be 20 in less than 2 months.

But I must say, thank you.

Indeed.

I don't think that others don't realize that they are calling you an idiot, indirectly, by calling RJ a pedo. (Meaning that you are stupid enough to fall for a pedo.) You are far from an idiot. I hope RJ doesn't take offense, but I think you are smarter than he is and...well...let's just say he isn't wearing the pants in your relationship either. lol

Now back to the thread.



Yeah, RJ, you are sooo immature for talking about poop. VERY immature. What's next, you'll start talking about farts? HA!

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Yes, funnily enough, I noticed that. But these pedo jokes have been rubbing me the wrong way for some time now. So I cracked. So sue me.

Some of them, though, say he is a pedo for dating me, so let's say my response is for ALL of them and I hope they all see it.

And I'll be 20 in less than 2 months.

But I must say, thank you.

You'll almost be as old as me. laughcry



I say the runs is worse.

Bewbz.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Constipation or the Squirts?


The squirts. Constipation is actually good because you can't shit yourself. When I was a teenager I used to take giant dumps. Just friggin' huge. Nowadays I only get little shits at many intervals instead of one big turd once/day.

Know what I miss? That incredible sensation of relief and enjoyment I used to get just after taking that huge dump. It's even more amazing than a really good wank.

Well there it is then.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Indeed.

I don't think that others don't realize that they are calling you an idiot, indirectly, by calling RJ a pedo. (Meaning that you are stupid enough to fall for a pedo.) You are far from an idiot. I hope RJ doesn't take offense, but I think you are smarter than he is and...well...let's just say he isn't wearing the pants in your relationship either. lol
Exactly. They are insulting me as much as they are him.

And thank you VERY much, dudemon. laughcry

Originally posted by dadudemon
Indeed.

I don't think that others don't realize that they are calling you an idiot, indirectly, by calling RJ a pedo. (Meaning that you are stupid enough to fall for a pedo.) You are far from an idiot. I hope RJ doesn't take offense, but I think you are smarter than he is and...well...let's just say he isn't wearing the pants in your relationship either. lol

Now back to the thread.



Yeah, RJ, you are sooo immature for talking about poop. VERY immature. What's next, you'll start talking about farts? HA!

Actually, that's not really implied. A pedo can be a very smart, funny, lovable person, and someone is not necessarily dumb for dating them.


Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Yes, funnily enough, I noticed that. But these pedo jokes have been rubbing me the wrong way for some time now. So I cracked. So sue me.

Some of them, though, say he is a pedo for dating me, so let's say my response is for ALL of them and I hope they all see it.

And I'll be 20 in less than 2 months.

But I must say, thank you.

I don't think one can sue you for that, but I'll give my lawyers a call...just in case...you are rich, right?

Yeah she's my sugar momma

Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually, that's not really implied. A pedo can be a very smart, funny, lovable person, and someone is not necessarily dumb for dating them.


You're right. OMG!

Why didn't I realize this. I guess we can date each other!


look at me...I r sooo clevar!

Originally posted by Bardock42
...you are rich, right?
If only.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You're right. OMG!

Why didn't I realize this. I guess we can date each other!


look at me...I r sooo clevar! We can date, but we can hardly marry.

Originally posted by Bardock42
We can date, but we can hardly marry.

I'm Mormon. We can work around the marriage thing. naughty

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm Mormon. We can work around the marriage thing. naughty

Is polygamy a one way street to mormons? I mean...just multiple women or also multiple men?

Cause if the latter, we are game, bro.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Indeed.

I don't think that others don't realize that they are calling you an idiot, indirectly, by calling RJ a pedo. (Meaning that you are stupid enough to fall for a pedo.) You are far from an idiot. I hope RJ doesn't take offense, but I think you are smarter than he is and...well...let's just say he isn't wearing the pants in your relationship either. lol

Now back to the thread.



Yeah, RJ, you are sooo immature for talking about poop. VERY immature. What's next, you'll start talking about farts? HA!

when doesnt he talk about farts?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Is polygamy a one way street to mormons? I mean...just multiple women or also multiple men?

Cause if the latter, we are game, bro.

LOL


I have no idea. Supposedly God works that out during the millennium. However, we do teach that bad husbands will have their wives given away to men who will treat them right, during the millennium, of course. (That's supposed to curb men from verbally and physically abusing their wives, I think.)




Originally posted by gefallen_engel
when doesnt he talk about farts?

I dunno. But I don't want it to stop. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

Originally posted by dadudemon
LOL


I have no idea. Supposedly God works that out during the millennium. However, we do teach that bad husbands will have their wives given away to men who will treat them right, during the millennium, of course. (That's supposed to curb men from verbally and physically abusing their wives, I think.)

I guess it is a good way if you have actually faithful people...and not only guys that want to **** many guys...as you probably do.

****, I think I deleted my Louis Theroux thing on polygamy...or maybe I am confusing two documentaries...

Originally posted by Bardock42
I guess it is a good way if you have actually faithful people...and not only guys that want to **** many guys...as you probably do.

****, I think I deleted my Louis Theroux thing on polygamy...or maybe I am confusing two documentaries...

You are correct. I finally willed myself gay. I'll be slapping Sarah's strap-on out of the way and replacing it with my own recipe at the moment you least expect it! AHA!

Originally posted by dadudemon
You are correct. I finally willed myself gay. I'll be slapping Sarah's strap-on out of the way and replacing it with my own recipe at the moment you least expect it! AHA! Dude, Sarah's strap on is about three times the size of your penis....yes...it is 4 inches long!!!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Dude, Sarah's strap on is about three times the size of your penis....yes...it is 4 inches long!!!


My dick may be 1 and a third inches long, but it is 10 inches around.

AHA!

I will turn you into goatse part II!

Originally posted by dadudemon
My dick may be 1 and a third inches long, but it is 10 inches around.

AHA!

I will turn you into goatse part II!

Dude, have you seen me? My crack alone runs 5 inches deep

Originally posted by Bardock42
Dude, have you seen me? My crack alone runs 5 inches deep

No.


I have never seen you, or you crack. You sick bastard.


I haven't even seen Sarah's strap-on, either.


On another note, do you have good personal hygiene? I hate shitty smelling ass.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No.


I have never seen you, or you crack. You sick bastard.


I haven't even seen Sarah's strap-on, either.


On another note, do you have good personal hygiene? I hate shitty smelling ass.

I am just comtemplating which I'd prefer, not being ****ed in the ass or having you deal with my shitty smelling ass....

It's a real ****ing dilemma, dude.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am just comtemplating which I'd prefer, not being ****ed in the ass or having you deal with my shitty smelling ass....

It's a real ****ing dilemma, dude.


That's.......


kind of ****ed up in a gross ****ed up kind of way. lol

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's.......


kind of ****ed up in a gross ****ed up kind of way. lol

No doubt.

Oh, on topic..."rape".