Are you on the internet because -

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Internet Friend
You are lonely?

You want to be heard?

No one listens to you in the real world or is interested in "your theories" on life? Are you typing on your machine trying to "connect".

Are you looking for people as "intelligent" as you?

Have no fear, you can be "special" on line as well.

You can find the best friends you'll ever have! You can discuss the nature of life the Universe and everything with "like minded" people. Your expertise on nuclear physics and your degree in "something", will be valued. Talk to 15 year olds and engage in heated discussions with them.

The internet can provide the best friends you'll ever have!

Bardock42
All those and soo much more cry cry

Thank you, thank you so much.

BackFire
Need something to do while downloading porn.

dadudemon
Form V is the best.

Symmetric Chaos
I'm on the internet because I wish to explore the metaphysical ramifications of the interconnected emergent conciseness of that arises in a chaotic system the size of the web. Also, I hope to harness it's abilities for evil.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I'm on the internet because I wish to explore the metaphysical ramifications of the interconnected emergent conciseness of that arises in a chaotic system the size of the web. Also, I hope to harness it's abilities for evil.

Lies.

There's noooo way a form IV user can beat a form V.

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by dadudemon
Lies.

There's noooo way a form IV user can beat a form V.

First of all "Form IV" is Ataru and "Form V" is Shien. Secondly Ataru is a dedicated dueling form whereas Shien is meant to defend against blasters and multiple opponents, its weakness is specifically highlighted when facing a person that fights one on one with a lightsaber.

lord xyz
Translation:

Originally posted by Internet Friend
You are teh l00ser

You want attentionz

Everyone thinks you're a nub and can detect ur bullshit

u use "words" like ur and u

like to argue

u want to chat up underage people, make bad jokes and have non-existant friends

The internet can NOT provide the best friends you'll ever have! smile

It's Face
Originally posted by Internet Friend
You are lonely?

You want to be heard?

No one listens to you in the real world or is interested in "your theories" on life? Are you typing on your machine trying to "connect".

Are you looking for people as "intelligent" as you?

Have no fear, you can be "special" on line as well.

You can find the best friends you'll ever have! You can discuss the nature of life the Universe and everything with "like minded" people. Your expertise on nuclear physics and your degree in "something", will be valued. Talk to 15 year olds and engage in heated discussions with them.

The internet can provide the best friends you'll ever have!

In my case I'm on to download stuff.

Final Blaxican
Originally posted by dadudemon
Form V is the best.

Never.

III is the best.

bogen
XYZ put a good take and what was said.
go team

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Bardock42
All those and soo much more cry cry

Thank you, thank you so much. sup Daddy.

Internet Friend
On the Internet you can also gain respect! Or have Internet responsibility if you have lots of time on your hands. You might aspire to being a moderator of a forum. If you do this everyone loves you and you get to not only have lots of good "internet" friends, but you can be "in charge".

For some internet responsibility and respect is the most important thing they have. It makes up for so much in the real world.

Deja~vu
Who was that masked man? blink

Raoul
Originally posted by BackFire
Need something to do while downloading porn.

also:

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Never.

III is the best.

aye.

Bicnarok

inimalist
I like this Internet_friend fellow

Grand-Moff-Gav
Originally posted by inimalist
I like this Internet_friend fellow

Shame they didn't last.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Never.

III is the best.


Depends on application. III would be best for defense and passive Jedi.

VII would be best for dueling, especially against a faster opponent...but it comes with a risk of falling to the dark side and never being able to master it.

V would be best in most applications or for most situations. So, technically, V really would be the best all around.

Mr Parker
For me its because there is a lot of amazing material out there that you wont find without it.

jaden101
Ahhhh..you can almost taste the bitterness of the banned.

Raoul
Originally posted by dadudemon
Depends on application. III would be best for defense and passive Jedi.

VII would be best for dueling, especially against a faster opponent...but it comes with a risk of falling to the dark side and never being able to master it.

V would be best in most applications or for most situations. So, technically, V really would be the best all around.

you know, there's a reason obi wan is one of the few jedi with both his hands. stick out tongue

jinXed by JaNx
I'm on the internet because i get paid for doing nothing. I only have to work when the anesthesiologist is called. I come to work and spend about three hours prepping and repairing the equipment, if needed and then spend the rest of my day usually sitting around on my laptop.

Red Nemesis
Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Never.

III is the best.

Pshh. VII takes the cake. Mace Windu has the single most impressive non-Yoda saber style of any character in the saga. The form is so cool that it went back in time.

Ataru doesn't count because Yoda's usage of it is unorthodox. If Yoda-style gymnastics were the norm it would probably be the best, but when a human sized biped tries it the system begins to disintegrate. Dooku was planning to kill Obi Wan because of the leaps inherent in Ataru. They were actually a hindrance for a human rather than a helpful tactic.

Form III might be ok, but its practitioners never win. They rarely lose, but not losing =/= winning.

Ushgarak
Ok, clearly pointless. Closed.

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