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Guys ,

Valentine's Day is round the corner , what you plan to buy your Lover ? How you plan to celebrate it . Discuss?

Don't have a lover srug

my real life wife said she doesnt know she was wanting a stripper..lol..my kmc wife I was thinking roses..but she would rather the stripper too I imagine?

plus flowers and chocolates make you lucky

More replies are welcomed since the day is nearing.

Got her some chocolates, cards, comic books, something nice for her hair, a stuffed animal and sex.

Originally posted by liebe911
Guys ,

Valentine's Day is round the corner , what you plan to buy your Lover ? How you plan to celebrate it . Discuss?
Nothin'--I'm broke!

There has to be some better ideas than chocolates and flowers xD

1000 condoms. If she doesnt get the hint, its back to the curb with her!

Lool@ mist.

Im getting her a basket full of chocolate and other usefull things.
coffee plundger and coffee, nail stuff.
AND...A box of snakes

Originally posted by Jack Daniels
my real life wife said she doesnt know she was wanting a stripper..lol..my kmc wife I was thinking roses..but she would rather the stripper too I imagine? Your kmc wife??

Originally posted by Jack Daniels
my real life wife said she doesnt know she was wanting a stripper..lol..my kmc wife I was thinking roses..but she would rather the stripper too I imagine? Your kmc wife??

I'm just hoping for a fricken card from somebody. I've been a really good girl!!

And I mean GOOD!!

Im gettin you an order of fries since they wont let you leave the tavern
maybe a card we will see how good you are...lol..but dont tell queeq when I sneak in the fries

hehe ...maybe thats what she meant as GOOD!!

chocolate

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Your kmc wife??

I'm just hoping for a fricken card from somebody. I've been a really good girl!!

And I mean GOOD!!

How about a PM? I think you're "good" enough for 1 or 2 of those.

She's away for Valentines so i'll just **** this other chick i've got on the go. Then give her chlamydia when she gets back.

It's the thought that counts.

Originally posted by Jack Daniels
hehe ...maybe thats what she meant as GOOD!! Yeppers.

Originally posted by botankus
How about a PM? I think you're "good" enough for 1 or 2 of those.

GREAAAAAAAAAAAT Idea. You are sooooooo brilliant

I think I will get him some chloroform and maybe some rope and a nice piece of tape, then let the fun begin...

and a feather?

well, since it's on a sat, maybe around noon, i'll take her to go see friday the 13th, then go to like an applebee's or ruby tuesday or something, buy her a single (real) rose and our fav. bottle of wine, with a valentine card basically saying i love you which i'll also say to her just before giving her a couple of nice pecks and a smile.

plus her birthday's on the 16th, just a couple of days later. she wanted shoes but since she fractured her lower her leg and ankle (she slipped on on icy sidewalk) just earlier today, she won't be needing them.

Everyone is to poor to buy me any gift.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Everyone is to poor to buy me any gift.

I would get you something. but I don't have any money

yeah right, millionare!

Originally posted by Deja~vu
yeah right, millionare!

But the three mansions take all my money.

OHhhhhhhhhhhh I think that would make a wonderful valentines present.

kiss_over

Originally posted by Deja~vu
OHhhhhhhhhhhh I think that would make a wonderful valentines present.

kiss_over

You can't have my mansions.

I am not going to buy anything for Valentines day. I will powder my balls and plop them into my wife's sleeping mouth and wake her up and say, "Deez nutz, b*tch."

The end.


Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You can't have my mansions.



*steals one*


Neeenars!

Originally posted by dadudemon



*steals one*


Neeenars!

Originally posted by Shakyamunison








*Has topless pillow fights with the live-in concubines.*

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You can't have my mansions. I'll clean your house and other things....

Originally posted by Deja~vu
I'll clean your house and other things....

My clock too?

Originally posted by jaden101
She's away for Valentines so i'll just **** this other chick i've got on the go. Then give her chlamydia when she gets back.

It's the thought that counts.
I think I heard on late night tv that you can be sued for that...just get her some chocolates..lol

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
My clock too? Tick tock tick tock...

Now give me the damn mansion.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Tick tock tick tock...

Now give me the damn mansion.

The bank took them back.

Don't lie to me, I know you have them. You just act poor....

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Don't lie to me, I know you have them. You just act poor....

I should get an academy award then.

I'll take the one that is beach side..jacope-owns-xyz

Originally posted by Deja~vu
I'll take the one that is beach side..jacope-owns-xyz

You can have the one on the gulf coast. I call it Katrina Estates.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/08/30/katrina_wideweb__430x286.jpg

I will be buying NOTHING!!!!!! single for the first time in a few years My friend wanted us to hit up a bar and hit some lonely poon... I was against this...


Originally posted by ~Forever*Alone~
I think I will get him some chloroform and maybe some rope and a nice piece of tape, then let the fun begin...

LOL, where do individuals like you come from?

Originally posted by Deja~vu
GREAAAAAAAAAAAT Idea. You are sooooooo brilliant

Well, what else do you want over the Internet? Cyber foreplay?

Nothing.

Originally posted by botankus
Well, what else do you want over the Internet? Cyber foreplay?

Okay, but I want money too or a nice condo on the ocean. Got that????


I'm not cheap...hahahahah

Originally posted by Deja~vu


Okay, but I want money too or a nice condo on the ocean. Got that????


I'm not cheap...hahahahah

All you wanted in the bar was fries.

MMMMMMMmmmmmmfries looking at the ocean...

NOTHING!

Nobody wuvs meeeeeeeeeee crybaby

Got full shot of replies. Great lets rock this day guys!!

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Nobody wuvs meeeeeeeeeee crybaby
http://i545.photobucket.com/albums/hh369/supermanprime69/valentine800_1copy.jpg

kiss_over

Youre a doll Jack! You just made my day!!

told ya Id get ya some fries

flower_girl

The key that unlocks my heart...LOL..hahahahaha fries<---

Oh yes.

*winks*

I cant say it

Fries???


Soooooooooooooooo naughy... HAHAHAH

nine tailed fries yeah thats it..lol..damn I went and stepped across the line

And shrimp too? Queeq doesn't know how to make shrimp. Where am I???? LOL

Originally posted by Deja~vu
...Where am I???? LOL

You don't know?

In the tavern? Nah, there is not the stool with shackys name on it......where in the heck is that stool?

Originally posted by Deja~vu
In the tavern? Nah, there is not the stool with shackys name on it......where in the heck is that stool?

Here it is.shit

well wipe if off cause you have to sit there.

I most likely won't buy anything, I'm just going to make home made valentine cards!

Maybe I'll send some e-cards. Maybe I'll get some too. Hmm

Well, don't really celebrate Valentine's Day, but we celebrated six months of being together a few days ago. I got a pink Nintendo DS Lite, two games and a bag, he got a booklet with some of my love poems, a sweater, a shirt, and chocolate. We're going to the movies though, and eat in a nice restaurant.

Nothing, because I am an insecure, lonely bastard who has forgotten what it's like to care for a female.

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
Nothing, because I am an insecure, lonely bastard who has forgotten what it's like to care for a female.

You must be married.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You must be married.

It's true, isn't it???

She weed she'll get weed

Originally posted by Deja~vu
It's true, isn't it???

Fortunately, I'm not married. But his comment still made me laugh.

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
Fortunately, I'm not married. But his comment still made me laugh.

You wear the horns of a cuckold?