Breaking into a KMC member's house......

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Rogue Jedi
You have one hour alone in any KMC member's house, with full access to all of their belongings. They are not home of course.

Who's house do you break into, and what would you do for the hour?

kodak
Bigtuna's place, his roommate's computer.

MIŠT
Kramer's house, his sister. OH SHI- shock

Kram3r

Barker
Audible lols

carnage52
burn the house down and piss on the ashes.

MIŠT
Originally posted by Kram3r
crackers

I kid, I kid....












It would take more than an hour haermm

Röland

Toku King
None.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Barker
Audible lols Redundant. Kramer's sister is a looker though.

DeVuL
I'd pick a name outta a hat, then when I go in.. take every DVD, VHS, MINI-DISC, VG they own.. and leave...

big grin

steverules_2
Whoever's stuff would sell the most on the black market dur

Mairuzu
Jacopes.

http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr150/Mairuzu17/untitled-4.jpg

steverules_2
Boy you guys sure do like him

dadudemon

steverules_2
Bruce's cool martial art skills haermm

tO87wotwoLE&feature=related

GCG
Originally posted by Bardock42
Redundant. Kramer's sister is a looker though.


what she look like?

JacopeX
I'd go to Mairuzu's house and have sex with his mom.

Ax3l
Reported.

Mairuzu
Originally posted by JacopeX
I'd go to Mairuzu's house and have sex with his mom. I don't live with my mom. awebrow Idiot.

Rogue Jedi
Robtard's. I'd take a huge splattering dump in his toilet, then take all his kitchen utensils (forks, spoons, knives, etc) and dip them in the toilet, then replace them in the kitchen drawers.

Robtard
Originally posted by Bardock42
Redundant. Kramer's sister is a looker though.

Kramer, post a pic so I can scrutinize.

Piggle Humsy
Impediment & Black Sunshines, I'd cuff myself to the bed and just wait for them to come home vin

Robtard
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Robtard's. I'd take a huge splattering dump in his toilet, then take all his kitchen utensils (forks, spoons, knives, etc) and dip them in the toilet, then replace them in the kitchen drawers.

I'd return the action, but you have a hole you knocked into your floor for a latrine and the only utensils you have are a few plastic sporks from KFC.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Impediment & Black Sunshines, I'd cuff myself to the bed and just wait for them to come home vin You have to be gone in an hour, silly roll eyes (sarcastic) Dem's the rules.

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by steverules_2
Bruce's cool martial art skills haermm

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Thats a good one Steve thumb up laughing laughing

Quincy
Mairazu's and Foxy's.

I'd snag their stash.

Then smoke it there, wander around, then get caught and subsequently beat up.

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You have to be gone in an hour, silly roll eyes (sarcastic) Dem's the rules.

RULES ARE MADE FOR BREAKING! ha-son


and i don't see those rules.. it says I have one hour alone.. doesn't say I have to leave.. I'll still have the hour alone.. stoned

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
RULES ARE MADE FOR BREAKING! ha-son


and i don't see those rules.. it says I have one hour alone.. doesn't say I have to leave.. I'll still have the hour alone.. stoned roll eyes (sarcastic)

the.kenzo
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
roll eyes (sarcastic)

You got proven wrong, and have nothing to say yet you still reply with a shit post.

BackFire
Bardock's.

I need more gay scat porn.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by the.kenzo
You got proven wrong, and have nothing to say yet you still reply with a shit post. I was acknowledging that she found a loophole, hence the smily.

Damn, man.

Mairuzu
still got pwnt

Rogue Jedi
Mmmmmmmmhm.

the.kenzo
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I was acknowledging that she found a loophole, hence the smily.

Damn, man.

You post a smiley which is used for sarcasm. mmm

steverules_2
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Thats a good one Steve thumb up laughing laughing

stick out tongue Thanks wink

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by the.kenzo
You post a smiley which is used for sarcasm. mmm I used a smily to express myself

Funny laughing

Shit where are my oreos sad

I farted embarrasment

Surprise eek!

Sick sick

Evil evil face


and Oh shit they got me roll eyes (sarcastic)

Sanctuary
I don't know who is richest sooo.. srug

steverules_2
One of the mods must be rich biscuits

Bardock42
Originally posted by BackFire
Bardock's.

I need more gay scat porn.

Less. You mean you need less.Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I was acknowledging that she found a loophole, hence the smily.

Damn, man.

Bullshit.

Impediment
I'd break into RJ's house and masturbate in his socks and then put them back in his sock drawer and I'd fart on all of his pillows. Then I'd use all of the toilet paper except for one little square.

Mairuzu
damn man

dadudemon
Originally posted by Mairuzu
I don't live with my mom. awebrow Idiot.


Then obviously he'd come to my house and have sex with your mom. no expression

Barker
I have Kramer on Myspace (lol)

To be brief: SILF, amirite.

Mairuzu
gonna add kramer to my myspace


catch up on some sleep

AC/DC'S_LVR
id go to Sols house and blast Billy Squier for the whole neighborhood to hear

go to Quincys and watch a bunch of Futurama

and steal someones entire DVD collection...i dont know who though... whoever has the most i guess mhmm

Neo Darkhalen
Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
id go to Sols house and blast Billy Squier for the whole neighborhood to hear

go to Quincys and watch a bunch of Futurama

and steal someones entire DVD collection...i dont know who though... whoever has the most i guess mhmm

I'd say Kodak.

AC/DC'S_LVR
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
I'd say Kodak.
Kodak it is then big grin

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Impediment
I'd break into RJ's house and masturbate in his socks and then put them back in his sock drawer and I'd fart on all of his pillows. Then I'd use all of the toilet paper except for one little square. But you already did that......

Selphie
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Jacopes.

http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr150/Mairuzu17/untitled-4.jpg

I scream-laughed at this

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Bardock42


Bullshit. Coming outta your ears again, is it?

dadudemon
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Coming outta your ears again, is it?

His mouth.

Rogue Jedi
2 Germans 1 cup haermm

dadudemon
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
2 Germans 1 cup haermm
Well, with him, it's one German, one cup of shit. (With ....cinnamon?)

AC/DC'S_LVR
Originally posted by dadudemon
Well, with him, it's one German, one cup of shit. (With ....cinnamon?)
or whipped cream 131

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by dadudemon
Well, with him, it's one German, one cup of shit. (With ....cinnamon?) It's not delivery, it's Digornios haermm

Ahsoka Tano
The Administrator's house .. so I could ban some of you, "Nancy's"

Rogue Jedi
Well, thats the first post (that I have seen anyways) about getting on their KMC haermm

Final Blaxican
Impediments. Again.

I scored big last time.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Impediments. Again.

I scored big last time. I'd steal all your sugar. I know black people keep alot of sugar in the house.

Ahsoka Tano
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd steal all your sugar. I know black people keep alot of sugar in the house.

Black people like sugar/white woman.

Get it?

Naz
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Black people like sugar/white woman.

Get it?

No. haermm

Barker
Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Impediments. Again.

I scored big last time.
Oh that was negative

Scythe
I'm wondering when the "If you could be someone's fart, who's fart would you rather be?" or "If you could kill a KMC member, who would it be?" threads come about.

Final Blaxican
"Kill the person above you".

?

Ahsoka Tano
Originally posted by Naz
No. haermm

You must be from Africa/South Dakota. biscuits

Scythe
Originally posted by Final Blaxican
"Kill the person above you".

?

Think that's been made already.

Ahsoka Tano
Originally posted by Scythe
Think that's been made already.

Wish it was to be honest.

Ahsoka Tano
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd steal all your sugar. I know black people keep alot of sugar in the house.

Because black people like Kool-aid?

Scythe
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Wish it was to be honest.

It hasn't?! I'm suprised, really.

Mairuzu
thread sucks now

Naz
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
You must be from Africa/South Dakota. biscuits

Wrong on both accounts.



I agree, thread sucks now.

Someone break into someone's house. Now.

Kosta
Originally posted by Scythe
I'm wondering when the "If you could be someone's fart, who's fart would you rather be?" or "If you could kill a KMC member, who would it be?" threads come about.

Yeah, I was just wondering the exact same thing. It seems to me like a deperate attemt at causing another confrontation.

dadudemon
Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
or whipped cream 131

laughing

Pretend it's chocolate pudding?

laughing laughing


WAIT! Brown bananas!


Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It's not delivery, it's Digornios haermm

laughing

Ahsoka Tano
Originally posted by Naz
Wrong on both accounts.



I agree, thread sucks now.

Someone break into someone's house. Now.


American Indians still have rights for Christ sakes!

dadudemon
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
American Indians still have rights for Christ sakes!

Bewbz please.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
Black people like sugar/white woman.

Get it? laughing out loud 10-4, biggie.

Final Blaxican
Originally posted by Scythe
Think that's been made already.

t'was the point. no expression

Scythe
Originally posted by Final Blaxican
t'was the point. no expression

I was looking for it, and I couldn't find such a thing! Holy crap!

Originally posted by Kosta
Yeah, I was just wondering the exact same thing. It seems to me like a deperate attemt at causing another confrontation.

Sigh, so how are you? Hope you're doin' well.

Kosta
Originally posted by Scythe
I was looking for it, and I couldn't find such a thing! Holy crap!



Sigh, so how are you? Hope you're doin' well.

Doing good. Start my new job next week, so my 2 months of doing absolutely nothing is coming to an end sad. You?

Leo.M
Hmm probably Scythe. For his TV, PS3 and games. And anything else nice. tongue12

I'd also leave a note saying THANK YOU! happy

Scythe
Originally posted by Kosta
Doing good. Start my new job next week, so my 2 months of doing absolutely nothing is coming to an end sad. You?

Good to hear, doin' nothing is awesome, but it doesn't make money, much luck on your new job.

I'm doing well, I suppose, sleeping troubles, but I should get on track soon.

bogen
Kramer, cause i know where he lives! big grin

But really, who ever has the coolest lounge, so they can find me asleep on it when they get home wink

DarkC
Probably BackFire's.


From what I garner, the man has a very decent taste in videogames, movies, and porn.

Bardock42
Originally posted by DarkC
Probably BackFire's.


From what I garner, the man has a very decent taste in videogames, movies, and porn. The kidnapped girls in the basement are a nice plus, too.

Mairuzu
Originally posted by Selphie
I scream-laughed at this you know!

Rogue Jedi
TH, I bet he has alot of kickass camera gear.

Ilovefreemovies
Thats a good question!!

Mairuzu
Originally posted by Ilovefreemovies
Thats a good question!! not that you know any of us right??

Röland
I'd break into Mairz house and smoke all his weed.

Mairuzu
I don't keep it in my house, i keep it in my lugzzz biscuits

Röland
**** you nigga.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Mairuzu
not that you know any of us right?? haermm

Kram3r

Rogue Jedi
I'd break into Billie's house, steal her gun and motorcycle yes

gefallen_engel
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd break into Billie's house, steal her gun and motorcycle yes

hanuts
the bike isnt at my house, its at a friends, in their garage, so FAIL!! laughing out loud
and the gun is hidden laughing out loud

Rogue Jedi
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