Stupid celebrities w/ powers death match

I didn't know where put it, but since it involves super power, I think it's the best place!

Samuel L. Jackson + Black Bolt's power
vs
Russel Crow + Hulk's power
vs
Bruce Willis + Superman's power
vs
Sylvester Stallone + Silver Surfer power

crow

Lmao Samuel L Jackson wins.

sam jackson, he won't shut the fu(k up.

Sam Jackson.

Without breaking a sweat.

ROFL! sylvester stallone solos!

Samuel L jackson for sure. Hed just start screaming and that be the end of it

btw, where the f__ck is Chuck Norris???!!!!

Originally posted by shokosugi
btw, where the f__ck is Chuck Norris???!!!!

Originally posted by shokosugi
btw, where the f__ck is Chuck Norris???!!!!

Too much bad ass.

But I add three contestants!

MacGuyver + Forge's power + Iron Man (Extremis) suit
(http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGyver)

Paris Hilton + GL ring

Martha Stuart + Mjorllnir

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Too much bad ass.

But I add three contestants!

MacGuyver + Forge's power + Iron Man (Extremis) suit
(http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGyver)

Paris Hilton + GL ring

Martha Stuart + Mjorllnir

Spite. MacGuyver SOLOS

Even with Samuel L. Jackson's power diluted by Black Bolt's, he solos.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Too much bad ass.

But I add
MacGuyver + Forge's power + Iron Man (Extremis) suit
(http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGyver)

oh no you didn't!

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Too much bad ass.

But I add!
Paris Hilton + GL ring

say what?

Originally posted by shokosugi
btw, where the f__ck is Chuck Norris???!!!!

Originally posted by Doctor-Alvis
He's stuck in 2003

Bruce Willis ftw...he loves setting people on fire....he'd just use his heat vision full blast..and say...hippy kai yay motha****a's

Bruce Willis's inherent shitty acting degrades his possession of Superman's power by a factor of 5.

Wheras, Sam Jackson's inherent badassery and coolness quintupple Black Bolt's powers.

Clearly...................Samuel L. Jackson kicks some mother****ing ass off this mother****ing plane. OH YEAH! 🤘

Originally posted by psycho gundam
sam jackson, he won't shut the fu(k up.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Bruce Willis's inherent shitty acting degrades his possession of Superman's power by a factor of 5.

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Originally posted by Priest
😂
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usually blackbolt only has to let out a syllable to stop a guy in his tracks, sam jackson would let out entire speeches full of foul language and mockery. and he wouldn't hold back.