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Death match on endor.

Wicket is allowed to use any Ewok weaponry seen in ROTJ
Primary weapon bow and arrow/spear.

Against an Alien like in the first movie.

who is wicket?

Wicket W. Warrick from Return of the Jedi. He is the Ewok who befriends Leia.

Indeed.

oooh, ok.

In that case i'd say Wicket wins. all he needs to do is camp out in a tree and wait until the Alien pursues him up the tree. Although, I think it would take a shit load of arrows to drop the Alien but i think Wicket could attack and retreat until the alien goes down. One Alien is not much of a threat.

Would the Aliens, as a collective species, be able to live with the shame of having one of their number being defeated by Ewok...?

And how about against two...?
(I just realised I named it "AlienS Vs Wicket", after all.. )

Wicket dies.

Wonder what a Xeno would look like if it was based off a Ewok birthing...

Oh man that'd be dangerous...due to how hilarious it probably look.

You'd be too paralysed with laughter to run away before it eats your face off. Do you reckon it'd still be furry...?

I'd guess no fur, as the Xeno's based off human and dog birth/DNA lack hair.

It would be deadly though.

This is crazy, an Ewok versus an Alien? Alien would pwn Wicket.

Even with Wicket's spear and arrows...? From an elevated position as postulated earlier...? He could use catapults, that crap looking yet effective ewok-glider, theres a lot in the furry little bastard's favour..
He could rig traps ala Alien3.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'd guess no fur, as the Xeno's based off human and dog birth/DNA lack hair.

It would be deadly though.

Do you think it'd look like my Avvy...?

Look at the cold, dead eyes..... very alienesque.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Even with Wicket's spear and arrows...? From an elevated position as postulated earlier...? He could use catapults, that crap looking yet effective ewok-glider, theres a lot in the furry little bastard's favour..
He could rig traps ala Alien3. I dont see an arrow or two slowing down an alien, and I highly doubt the alien is gonna wander about with a bulls eye on its back.

How about dead on in the brain...?

Look at what the longbow used to do to armour in ye olde days....


And Wicket'd have plenty of time to shoot away while the the alien swings helplessly in a net snare like the heroes got snared in in ROTJ.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
How about dead on in the brain...?

Look at what the longbow used to do to armour in ye olde days....


And Wicket'd have plenty of time to shoot away while the the alien swings helplessly in a net snare like the heroes got snared in in ROTJ. You think an arrow can penetrate the skull of an alien? In AVP the hot black chick uses a dead aliens skull as a shield.

Xenos have the ability to spit acid though, and thier tails can actually cover big gaps of space.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You think an arrow can penetrate the skull of an alien? In AVP the hot black chick uses a dead aliens skull as a shield.

She was very black and very hot.

RJ has a point, seems that their exoskeletons would provide protection; not sure how much, but stopping a stone-tipped arrow fired by a 3-foot midget isn't beyond reason.

Fair play. So the more weighty spear might be the best way then..

I thought the main point of the head was that it was acid resistant...
Thats what the predator, seemed to be emphasising to the chick.

And theres a lot of difference between blocking blunt trauma and stopping all that energy concentrated on a shapened point....
It like how its so massively hard to a crack a coconut, for example, but stab it with the tip of a knife or ice pick and its coconut juice time.....

Your logic is sound, I'm just weary of how much force a stone-tipped arrow fired from a very small bow in the hands of someone with extremely short arms would have.

Every time I read this thread I envision a T Rex fighting a teddy bear.

Originally posted by Robtard
Your logic is sound, I'm just weary of how much force a stone-tipped arrow fired from a very small bow in the hands of someone with extremely short arms would have.

Oh I see.

That a good point that I hadnt considered..