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I've been trying to keep a diary (no homo) of all the things i think of when im high, they are very interesting


to me at least...


Anyways, I don't really care if anyone comes in here, but I sign on to KMC every time i come to work, and im basically on the whole day here so now i can remember.


Well, January 28th 2009.

well last night my dad took his woman to the hospital because she was going in to labor

so he brought his mother over to watch the kids, and i feel so ****ing uncomfortable around her because she only speaks spanish and i only speak english and she tries talking to me A LOT

so i just stay in my room with my friends billy and chos, watching dragon ball z on fades of course, even the fillers are amazing


so the next morning my dad knocks on my door and tells me i have to take my grandma home.. wtfffff

i wanted to hit it before work, and now an obstacle is in my way


took her home, she was doing the whole father son holy spirit thing about three times... i was like wtf? im going below the ****ing speed limit..

was so uncomfortable in there, she kept trying to speak to me, and she always ****ing asks why i dont know spanish and i always tell her CAUSE YOU'RE ****ING SON NEVER TAUGHT ME


she doesnt understand of course so whatever


had to hit it before work, i took the time i had to an advantage since i drive fast anyway.

went to wittigs house, he was asleep so i had to call him over till he answered

finally did and i said "GET OUT HERE"

he knew why, no need to explain.

he told me to come inside since no one was home. We only took a few hits from boka and that was all that was needed, i mixed the og kush with bubba kush and super hindu

the tRIIIPOODDDDD


that was at 8:10 this morning, still gone... its almsot 10:00

**** roland

You remind me of my friend Mirko. I kicked him in the balls so hard once, he couldn't breathe, but he was stoned so he forgot about it later. He's a total douche though.

cool man

amazing

I was once so high that whilst my buddies and I were making Kraft Mac and Cheese, my cousin missed the strainer and poured the scalding hot water all over my hands.

But I was so baked and I didn't feel anything. So we spent the next half hour observing my hand trying to figure out if it looked burned or not.

This is not about you uhuh

but continue

Oh, we get burned all the time when we hit the bong, since the idiots broke the glass piece they made another out of foil. Burns burns burn

Movies are easy to sneak into here.

Everyone that works there is younger than me and they dont give a shit

**** me?!?!!?!?

nah

Dude, this has to be your girlfriend.

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4493/marzgfdz6.jpg

Never, whats the boobssssssss

BEWBZ?!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Never, whats the boobssssssss
I dunno.

i'll take this one though
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Holy shit, she has like 10 videos of her just doing bong hits

Chick is hot.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Never, whats the boobssssssss


I was thinking the same thing.



NO BEEEEEEEEEWBZ!

and blonde, crap blonde

Originally posted by Mairuzu
and blonde, crap blonde

That doesn't bother me as much as her having a 10 year old's body.


She needs to put down the bong and pick up a burger, or thousand.

you know

Originally posted by Mairuzu
This is not about you uhuh

sadwalk

Originally posted by Mairuzu
but continue

This one time, me and my two bros were going on a joint ride late at night, so we pull into this neighborhood to light up a bong, so I tells the driver "Bro, park over yonder. Look inconspicuous" (or something to that extent)

So he parked sideways over a curb, up a hill.

stoner bastard.

nah hes just stupid

Indeed he is my friend.

Indeed he is.

January 28th 2009.

BOKA CHECK IT!

WOKE UP TO MAIRUZU'S PHONE CALL THIS MORNING AT ****IN 8:01.

***** SAYS "WHO'S HOME"
I'M LIKE "I DON'T KNOW. HOLD ON. LET ME CHECK."

CHECKED THE HOUSE RIGHT QUICK.
NOBODY HOME BUT MY BROTHER WHO'S EITHER SLEEPIN OR BEATIN IT IN HIS ROOM.
GET BACK ON THE PHONE,

"NO ONE.", I TELL HIM.
HE SAYS "COME OUTSIDE *****"

I OPEN MY FRONT DOOR IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WAVED THIS ***** IN MY HOUSE.
SHUT THE DOOR.
PUT SOME SWEATS ON.
MAIRUZU RUNS IN MY HOUSE AND GOES STRAIGHT TO THE BACKYARD.

YOU KNOW!
I FOLLOW!

BOKA HIT IT!

YADA YADA YADA
"OG KUSH BAW"
KILLED IT.

MAIRUZU SAYS "BONIN OUT"

***** BONES THE **** OUT AND GOES TO WORK.

MEANWHILE....

I'M ****IN FADED!
GO BACK TO BED.
BEAT IT. FINISHED.
TOOK A SHOWER.
GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER.

GO TO MY ROOM AND I START TO WATCH A SNOWBOARDING MOVIE ON MY FRIENDS IPOD.

HEAR MY DOG BARKING!

GO TO THE DOOR

***** ASS BILLY IS AT THE DOOR!

OPEN THE DOOR
NOW THIS ***** GOES TO THE BACK YARD PULL OUT THE BONG THAT WAS BACK THERE AND HITS IT.

I SAY "PACK IT UP?"
HE SAID "IT'S ONLY CRUMBS"

GO BACK IN THE HOUSE.
GOT DRESSED.
HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO SOMEONES HOUSE AND I GO WITH HIM AND THAT'S WHERE I AM NOW.

Fades is gone.

shut the **** up

Originally posted by Mairuzu
i'll take this one though
_n9a8P0SHo8&feature=related I love'r.

Originally posted by Wittig
January 28th 2009.

BOKA CHECK IT!

WOKE UP TO MAIRUZU'S PHONE CALL THIS MORNING AT ****IN 8:01.

***** SAYS "WHO'S HOME"
I'M LIKE "I DON'T KNOW. HOLD ON. LET ME CHECK."

CHECKED THE HOUSE RIGHT QUICK.
NOBODY HOME BUT MY BROTHER WHO'S EITHER SLEEPIN OR BEATIN IT IN HIS ROOM.
GET BACK ON THE PHONE,

"NO ONE.", I TELL HIM.
HE SAYS "COME OUTSIDE *****"

I OPEN MY FRONT DOOR IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WAVED THIS ***** IN MY HOUSE.
SHUT THE DOOR.
PUT SOME SWEATS ON.
MAIRUZU RUNS IN MY HOUSE AND GOES STRAIGHT TO THE BACKYARD.

YOU KNOW!
I FOLLOW!

BOKA HIT IT!

YADA YADA YADA
"OG KUSH BAW"
KILLED IT.

MAIRUZU SAYS "BONIN OUT"

***** BONES THE **** OUT AND GOES TO WORK.

MEANWHILE....

I'M ****IN FADED!
GO BACK TO BED.
BEAT IT. FINISHED.
TOOK A SHOWER.
GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER.

GO TO MY ROOM AND I START TO WATCH A SNOWBOARDING MOVIE ON MY FRIENDS IPOD.

HEAR MY DOG BARKING!

GO TO THE DOOR

***** ASS BILLY IS AT THE DOOR!

OPEN THE DOOR
NOW THIS ***** GOES TO THE BACK YARD PULL OUT THE BONG THAT WAS BACK THERE AND HITS IT.

I SAY "PACK IT UP?"
HE SAID "IT'S ONLY CRUMBS"

GO BACK IN THE HOUSE.
GOT DRESSED.
HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO SOMEONES HOUSE AND I GO WITH HIM AND THAT'S WHERE I AM NOW.

Fades is gone.


Hmmm

I like this guy!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
shut the **** up *****. ME AND BILLY ARE COMIN AT 2 HO. You know.

I was pissed though, i forgot that i packed boka in my room expecting to hit it, but i put it back in the case

crums everywhere, pinched those little bitties and put them back in the pipe, gave it to youuuuu AHAHAHAH

Originally posted by Wittig
*****. ME AND BILLY ARE COMIN AT 2 HO. You know. I already told him i dont have it on me idiots

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I already told him i dont have it on me idiots

Stoner bastards.

Originally posted by Quincy
Stoner bastards. Jealous.

wut

So, this one time, my co-workers and I took a house boat out on the lake and hot boxed the mother****er. We decided to eat steak right afterwords.

Nick, who is on the heavier side, was with us. While high, I noticed how he eats his food.

He'll take a bite, and while he's chewing on it he readies another bite on his fork and will stare at it with all of his concentration focused.

I point this out to the others and since we were high we all became mesmerized at this. We forgot about our plates of food and we watched him intently. Then I burst out "I'M GONNA EAT YOU NEXT!!!"

We couldn't stop laughing for an hour.

Yes, you notice too many ****ing little things when you're high


it sucks when that happens during a movie

**** Death Race!

**** ashley

**** Jeff Goldblum, man.

http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr150/Mairuzu17/whatsaulsilv2.gif

Originally posted by Mairuzu
**** ashley Buh. **** the zombie game. Shit's the bitties. Or i just suck. I don't know yet.

socom

Was Wittig the one who broke L4D?

Billy

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Billy **** billy.

Is he coming through?

Idk but i need some cigs dammit.
Zombie game is entertaining.

I want the highary to continue for my stoned amusement.

im only gonna post in here if the thought is good, i dont feel like posting all the old stories again

Well, heres one.


My mom was getting pretty upset with me that i gave my brother some herbskies


after all that arguing she calls me to her room and asks me "hey, you think you can get me a joint? i havent smoking in a while"

was pretty funny

heh. Thats pretty ****ed up. Question. r u guys the Mellow types or the annoying types? When high i mean.

Annoying? We're just in it.

Id say more mellow than hyper i guess


We smoked it on josh's roof once, took me a while to get down

man there was this one guy who knew my bud Daniel and we smoked together. He was LOUD! Just ****in annoying as hell. We went to the movies after we each hit the bong and he was just laughing at the stupidest things. I mean out right, out of your mind laughing. A dude came to kick us out and me and Daniel said we didnt know him so he ended up waiting outside cause I was the driver.

thought would have brought me down from my high

yeah it basically did. Me and Daniel went back to his place and smoked up again. We just sat there in his living room watching the ceiling fan go in circles and making small comments about it. .... Its... round.. O.O

gotta watch DBZ

yeah thats always fun. We end up laughing alot when they just stand there for 10 minutes powering up. for some reason thats just funny.

I'd get baked and watched the Vegeta Clip with "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!"

**** billy, always stealing nuggos

I ****ing love afgooey wreck... its slowly making me highhherrr and HIIHGHHHEHRRRRRRIEANDNHIIIGHHHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRrr

sounds like a blast

at work awehuhs

which slowly brings me down...

so i guess its at an even pace now kinda



looks and smells can be deceiving

Women need to stop getting jealous of men because we can piss out of our windows and they cant

looking at you MG

Bad things happen when we give weed to people that dont even smoke..

they get so trashed that words cannot describe it



BUT A VIDEO CAN!

so maybe next time biscuits

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Bad things happen when we give weed to people that dont even smoke..

they get so trashed that words cannot describe it



BUT A VIDEO CAN!

so maybe next time biscuits

continue

One was my brother, he had his arms up in the air while he was passed out


his fingers kepts moving as if he was playing the guitar but he is completely knocked out


he took a big hit and looked fine, we started playing some music then all of a sudden he went into this trance


haha


Billy and josh smoked out our friend AJ and he was doing kamehameha's in the living room and just getting really messed up


we smoke too much

We call it getting the "nicos"

my brothers name is nico, well his nick name since he was a baby



wittig almost got the nicos last night, and he smokes everyday cigs and all


thats how good that weed is

KAMEHAMEHA.

i wonder what would happen if i got as high as you people were

Since you dont smoke... you'd get the nicos hahaha

we started on some weaker stuff for about 2 weeks then moved up, would be the smarter thing to do

if i got high, i want it to be trippy like the Gorillaz

ZUBAKIE POWERS UP! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!


three episodes later...

OKAY IM READY!

X.x Zubakie x.X

I'm super high on vicodine and weed.
Wow.

Originally posted by Wittig
vicodine

*Vicodin

Next time, try and snort it.

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
*Vicodin

Next time, try and snort it. Na dog.

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4562/fckthepolicehc3.jpg

bump stoned

Okay so, yet again, me josh and billy got caught by the police

January 31, 2009

Just got finished with my cousins surprised party, i had a ton of OG kush and i smoked almost all of my family members out, pretty great night.


finally left after watching yet another chase, had a few shots and drinks but whatever.

lost my red lighter dropped it in the bushes when we were hitting it on the garage roof

When i got back to my home area i decided to buy some more weed so i was going to go to the bank, all of a sudden cones start showing up. It was a random sobriety test on a street i always take... ive never seen this before


i was a little buzzed and definitely high but i wasnt worried about being high... just the alcohol. Im pretty sure i'd pass though


so we get there and the cop stops me to check my id, he comes closer and immediately smells something


asks another one of his cop buddies to come take a quick smell.

he looked at him and yea "kinda"

ffffffffffffffffff


whatever

cop takes me out of the car, tells billy and josh to -... damn this vicodin is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!
dsdsadwadaw



okay....

josh and billy get out too.

he checks me, they take my car to the little alley way where they set up "camp"

holy shit hold on

stoned

they tell me to sit down in a chair right by the booth they have up while billy and josh are across from my sitting by the car


there are 3 cops examining my car and they keep asking if ive been smoking and i keep saying no and they kept asking if i had any one me and i kept saying no

because i smoked the whole eighth that i had stoned


well my family did shock_erm

so im sitting there and my tooth starts to hurt a bit, like food is stuck in the gum and the tooth, so i start picking at it


the cop looks at me and asks "what are you doing? you pulling out your tooth?"

i didnt reply, i just continued "pulling out my tooth"

you know..

so another cop behind me asks what i was doing and the first cop says "i donno hes pulling out his tooth"

whatever, **** those guys

they walked away after saying they were going to check my id and whatever

so two new cops asked what i was doing here on the chair and no one else knew so i said yea they checked my id and everything already and thats it

so they let me go.

good thing they didnt catch me with the crumbs i had

went to the bank, got the money

bought the weed


stoned stoned

Almost fell asleep in the bathroom




















and i only went pee crackers

That vicodin really messed me up last night, but it was a great sleeping session

Feb 2, 2009

Billy just got caught by his mother with his mini bong gaba and his weed

hes about go take her to josh's to blame it on him

this will be funny

What went down hy

He got away like a *****

Really? shock

yea, said he had a "plan"


so apparently it worked

Lucky he is

nah, he just got high and came up with a great plan

And this plan was? hmm

He's gonna tell me once i get there lol

Oh, okay

HAhaha so, i barely have 2 hits left, josh comes over out of no where

pissin me off


i feel bad smoking it in front of him, so i give this little bum a hit

just one, snatch it from him REAL fast



anyway

later on in the evening, told me to take him home...

i looked at him awebrow

wtf?


no

got all pissed, told him not to yell cause everyone was asleep


he said "EAT A DICK *****" and slammed the door.


sent me a text saying "***** move"


i didnt give a shit

then he said, wash your car, it smells like my piss


FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Originally posted by Mairuzu
HAhaha so, i barely have 2 hits left, josh comes over out of no where

pissin me off


i feel bad smoking it in front of him, so i give this little bum a hit

just one, snatch it from him REAL fast



anyway

later on in the evening, told me to take him home...

i looked at him awebrow

wtf?


no

got all pissed, told him not to yell cause everyone was asleep


he said "EAT A DICK *****" and slammed the door.


sent me a text saying "***** move"


i didnt give a shit

then he said, wash your car, it smells like my piss


FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You share your last bit of the goodness with him, and he pisses on your car? What a c*nt.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR CAR SMELLS LIKE PISS.

Originally posted by Kosta
You share your last bit of the goodness with him, and he pisses on your car? What a c*nt. Thats wittig for you

For real, What kinda ***** does that!?

YOU KNOW

Hahaha, doncha love it when the friends are high, and they start saying the stupidest shit?!

"Man, I got hotels on mah feet, pull the f*ck over, it's Saturday...!"

I say a lot of stupid shit


"I can't breath in this language" would be numero uno

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I say a lot of stupid shit


"I can't breath in this language" would be numero uno

Hahaha, it amuses me. One time we were at In-N-Out, and my buddy says: "Brah, the f*ck happened to my change?"

I said: "They decided they needed a change..."

Bud: "Whoa, you like, word smart, f*ckin' Chingy, rapping about shit we don't like or eat, they call our number yet? I'm gonna go over there and like, touch that chick's face, say I'm like blind and shit..."

I laughed. Hard.

Originally posted by Scythe
Hahaha, it amuses me. One time we were at In-N-Out, and my buddy says: "Brah, the f*ck happened to my change?"

I said: "They decided they needed a change..."

Bud: "Whoa, you like, word smart, f*ckin' Chingy, rapping about shit we don't like or eat, they call our number yet? I'm gonna go over there and like, touch that chick's face, say I'm like blind and shit..."

I laughed. Hard. crylaugh

He did it too, he's all like: "I gotta!" Then he started running his hands on the chick's face, damn it was great. She didn't know what the f*ck to do.

And it's like, he ate his food, then asked what had happened to it, so we told me he hadn't even ordered shit, spent like 35 bucks on hamburgers he couldn't even eat. Just applied them to his mouth for like an hour, great.

Originally posted by Scythe
He did it too, he's all like: "I gotta!" Then he started running his hands on the chick's face, damn it was great. She didn't know what the f*ck to do.

And it's like, he ate his food, then asked what had happened to it, so we told me he hadn't even ordered shit, spent like 35 bucks on hamburgers he couldn't even eat. Just applied them to his mouth for like an hour, great.




That would have been great to see.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
HAhaha so, i barely have 2 hits left, josh comes over out of no where

pissin me off


i feel bad smoking it in front of him, so i give this little bum a hit

just one, snatch it from him REAL fast



anyway

later on in the evening, told me to take him home...

i looked at him awebrow

wtf?


no

got all pissed, told him not to yell cause everyone was asleep


he said "EAT A DICK *****" and slammed the door.


sent me a text saying "***** move"


i didnt give a shit

then he said, wash your car, it smells like my piss


FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

That's ****ed up

didja kick his ass?

HAha im sure he didnt really piss on my car

oh lol

Even if he did i dont give a shit

Lul

I've been begging my mom to smoke out with me and she finally agreed

smoke out? I phrase it "smoke up"

Our hidden word is "sleep"


like, hey josh, wanna sleep?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Our hidden word is "sleep"


like, hey josh, wanna sleep?

ohoho code words.

we use strange slang we never say a second time.

like "Oh man i am absolutely rolling on granola right now"

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I've been begging my mom to smoke out with me and she finally agreed

She must be real cool hmm

My mom is pretty cool.

Your mom goes to college.

**** you

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I've been begging my mom to smoke out with me and she finally agreed


That's really cool, actually.


Is she hot? Seriously. Post a pic. I bet she's hot.

There's a song on my mp3 called "Another Morning Stoner"

Everytime I listen to it I think Mairuzu

Only he doesn't do it in the morning

I sorry.


Spark up a J?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
There's a song on my mp3 called "Another Morning Stoner"

Everytime I listen to it I think Mairuzu

Only he doesn't do it in the morning

You're right, he makes the bubbly sound in the middle of the night and wakes up high.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
There's a song on my mp3 called "Another Morning Stoner"

Everytime I listen to it I think Mairuzu

Only he doesn't do it in the morning are you kidding? wake and bake!


i always do it in the morning, best time

Originally posted by Mairuzu
are you kidding? wake and bake!


i always do it in the morning, best time

Then the song fits you perfectly.

My main ***** Chicle moved from his girlfriends house back to his parents, what a ****ing ghetto place it is

Took me a while to find his street. The street sign only faces the opposite direction... good thing they are numbered streets or i wouldn't have realized i passed 106


We got to his house for the raspberry, all of a sudden there are planes flying RIGHT over our heads...

he lives right next to a ****ing landing strip... thats the bitties


decided not to take the same street back, too many damn lights

so i got lost for about 10 min, good thing i was going the right way the whole time though


almost ran over a dead dog

poor dog

Well anyways, before actually buying the weed from Chicle

We met this one guy that had the same OG kush we had, since it was good we got his number


Yesterday we called him up, said he'll call us at 5:30 when he gets off work


We're sitting in billy's car, me him and josh, he calls us up and we have him on speaker, we can barely understand what the **** hes saying, he talks like an idiot

says some random shit, laughs, and then gets back on subject

happened like 10 times on that phone call

anyways, he said "yea my homie will hook it up with fat sacks"


I said "Okay, ill get a 20"

he said " Alright man, hey its fat sacks..."

i said "Cool man...." heard him the ****ing first time

then he said "Hey smoke me out with a bowl"


i said "WHAT?"

he said "Smoke me out with a bowl"

i ****ing heard what he said.... total ***** move

put us in a dilemma, either drive a bit farther to get some weed

or drive less but lose out on some weed...


couldnt decide for 10 min, after a while i said **** it, im not gonna buy weed from you then give it back...

we're already sharing a gram with 3 people


and that barely gets us high

why the **** do i type like that? i ****ing hate it

STONED AS ****

FYCIIIIIIIIIIIIJKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

FFF*CCKCKCKCKKCKCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

led zeppelin is taking me to places

i havent been this high since i first started. F*CK

about to beat it on super fades

"I know i normally don't call you, but i got some good shit that you're gonna want"


IM IN IT

ME TOO!

fffuuu

Went to the tobacco shop on Alondra. **** their prices, way too expensive


went to a way better one near my friend chos, the tobacco shop
great prices, cool guy that works there too gave me a deal

60% off the bag, 50% off the bong



http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j63/Marth18/bongcase.jpg

Originally posted by Mairuzu
are you kidding? wake and bake!


i always do it in the morning, best time Man, I second this completely. Nothing like two joints right when you wake up.

You know 131

Originally posted by Mairuzu
HAhaha so, i barely have 2 hits left, josh comes over out of no where

pissin me off


i feel bad smoking it in front of him, so i give this little bum a hit

just one, snatch it from him REAL fast



anyway

later on in the evening, told me to take him home...

i looked at him awebrow

wtf?


no

got all pissed, told him not to yell cause everyone was asleep


he said "EAT A DICK *****" and slammed the door.


sent me a text saying "***** move"


i didnt give a shit

then he said, wash your car, it smells like my piss


FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
crylaugh0
Oh shit. That's funny. I really didn't piss on your car. I started walking and later i was like "I should have pissed on that bitches car.", but i walked too far. But **** you dog on that shit. Ya know?

SHOW YOUR BONG B****.
****ing sexy.

Today I went to my moms house to show her my new bong, she watched me and my friends take hits in her bathroom. Pretty funny...

Well, here's Ted Bundy...

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j63/Marth18/tedbundy2.jpg






To get a better view of its size

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j63/Marth18/Tedbundy.jpg

oOo Margaritassssss

geez man, all thats missing is the mountain of coke.

if only man

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk143/JoshuaMarc89/babyoil.jpg
Lol.

thought i hid that shit!

LMAO!
LMAO!
LMAO!
I gotta take a shit!

have you seen the wackness?

no