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On Kamino.

To the death.

No Slave 1.

Boba is not a factor.

Jango full weapons arsenal.

Scenario (a) Rules stated above.
Scenario (b) Spidey allowed venom suit. Boba in Slave 1.

Scenario A: Jango's best chance is to stay airborne and hope a stray blaster bolt hits Spidey. Spidey 9.9/10

Scenario B: Spidey will have to split his attention, obviously, and this will be the edge Jango needs to fry his ass. Jango 8/10

I think Scenario B is still 9.++ in Spider-man's favor, as he could easily avoid the Slave's blaster fire while making his way to Jango, which he would do so even faster with the Venom symbiote.

Jango stomps in the Slave 1 obviously, and even more-so without it. Dur.

Originally posted by Robtard
I think Scenario B is still 9.++ in Spider-man's favor, as he could easily avoid the Slave's blaster fire while making his way to Jango, which he would do so even faster with the Venom symbiote. But dodging the Slave 1's cannons AND Jangos fire? You think Spidey can pull that off? AND the flamethrower?

Originally posted by Robtard
I think Scenario B is still 9.++ in Spider-man's favor, as he could easily avoid the Slave's blaster fire while making his way to Jango, which he would do so even faster with the Venom symbiote. Wut.

The Slave one rapidly fires large blaster bolts that also have concussive force...And how would he get to Jango when he is in it?

Why not...? Look at how he avoids multiple targets falling around him (even using them to fling himself off of) when he rescued Gwen in 2 was it...?

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Wut.

The Slave one rapidly fires large blaster bolts that also have concussive force...And how would he get to Jango when he is in it?

Boba is in it. Not Jango.

Well Obiwan can get his ass out of the way, then it stands to reason that Spidey might be able to too.

Can fire burn through webbing? Like if Spidey tries to web Jango?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Can fire burn through webbing? Like if Spidey tries to web Jango?

It should, that isn't going to save him though.

'Could Jango escape on his pack while webbed up...?' is a question I have.

He might get a spider spunkball all in his visor also.
Could he then see...?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Boba is in it. Not Jango. Oh.

In that case, Boba jumps out of the Slave 1 and beats Spiderman with his fists.

LOL

Then the little nipper is spider-punted to a watery grave Baxter-style, leaving Jango in a glass case of emotion..

Originally posted by Robtard
It should, that isn't going to save him though. Well, it's pretty obvious that if it goes h2h, close quarters, Spidey has a giant advantage, but Jango wont be totally be defenseless.

He would be, tied up totally in Spider jizz stuff though, wouldnt he...? What would he doe to get out of that...?

Flamethrower? Wrist blades? Dislocate his shoulder, Riggs style?

I would imagine Spidey's webbing would be at least a little flameproof, he's used it to block out jetpacks from igniting. I don't remember if he did anything like that in movie, I remember the flaming building scene where the Green Goblin pretended he needed rescuing. It must have been hot in there and he was able to dodge most of the discs thrown at him.

Regardless, Spidey destroys Jango...

LOL

Touche.

Flamethrowing whilst completely wrapped up in webbing we have just established to be flammable might not be too smart.

Wrist blades against that amount of web (each strand as strong as steel in itself...?)

But basically, like Scythe said.

Spiderweb is harder than steel, so I imagine that Spiderman's webs would be phenomenolly durable, too much so for Jango.

But not for Boba.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Spiderweb is harder than steel, so I imagine that Spiderman's webs would be phenomenolly durable, too much so for Jango.

But not for Boba.

Ohhhhh, you Amewican have hardz onz fo' boba, ohhhh, Boba tweet you good he doo, yoo lykey Castlevania don' yoo?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOL

Touche.

Flamethrowing whilst completely wrapped up in webbing we have just established to be flammable might not be too smart.

Wrist blades against that amount of web (each strand as strong as steel in itself...?)

But basically, like Scythe said. Might not indeed.

Originally posted by Scythe
Ohhhhh, you Amewican have hardz onz fo' boba, ohhhh, Boba tweet you good he doo, yoo lykey Castlevania don' yoo? Give me your dick and tickle my ass.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Give me your dick and tickle my ass.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Yoo no An F.O.B. lyke me thawt, me likey yoo a'roght!

Spiderman wins the first scenario, loses the second.

"Falling debris" does not equate to blaster bolts that are more like missiles.

I haven't read anyone elses posts in this thread minus teh OP, but I don't need to because I know I'm right.

Spidey in the first. Jango/Boba in the second.

Spider-Man stomps Jango's ass into the dust.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Jango stomps in the Slave 1 obviously, and even more-so without it. Dur.

Now how is Jango even going to tag Spider-Man?

With or without the Slave 1?

Might I remind people that he avoided the various glider attack in both movies and that the gliders are far more agile than Slave 1 has ever shown to be.

So making his way to kill Jango while avoiding Slave 1's fire isn't beyond reason, especially if he's powered up by the venom symbiote which amps his already incredible abilites.

Thats true. That sled turned like a housefly.

I always wondered how Gobby kept his footing on the sled.

Spidey takes this.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I always wondered how Gobby kept his footing on the sled.

Watch the movie, it shows the sledge having lock-downs, like certain high-end bicycle pedals, iirc.

Originally posted by Robtard
Watch the movie, it shows the sledge having lock-downs, like certain high-end bicycle pedals, iirc. I did, last night


I want that ****ing sled droolio

1. Jetpack only goes for like 30 seconds before needing to cool. Spider-Man kills Jango.

2. Jango kills Spider-Man.

Spiderman will dodge everything in Jango's arsenal. As soon as Spiderman tags Jango with some webbing Jango is done. As soon as Spiderman connects a physical attack on Jango he is done. Spiderman wins scenario one 10/10

As for the Slave 1 scenario. I say Spiderman has a chance but not a good one. If this were the comics, Spiderman would take out the Slave-1 10/10 but considering it's the movie incarnations. I say Jango wins this scenario 7/10. It would be hard for Jango to shake Spiderman off of the Slave-1 and Spiderman could do a lot of damage to the Salve-1 while he is crawling on it but Jango simply needs to fly into space and Spiderman is dead. Also, the Slave-1's weapons have targeting lock systems. I think a few lock on missiles would be to much for (movie) spiderman. This, however, could be used against Jango if Spiderman can lure the missiles towards the Slave 1, but really, Jango flies into space or fires a barrage of targeted missiles and Spiderman dies the majority of the time.

I thought on this a while, I cant see Jango beating Spidey. Spidey is too damn fast.

How the hell is Jango going to win in scenerio 2? When the alien costume amps Spidey's f*ckin' powers to incredible heights?

He wins both scenerios.

Originally posted by Scythe
How the hell is Jango going to win in scenerio 2? When the alien costume amps Spidey's f*ckin' powers to incredible heights?

He wins both scenerios.

overwhelming artillery and incredible speed. That is how the Slave-1 will beat symbiote Spiderman.

I don't see how Spiderman is going to attack the Slave-1 as it hovers 500 feet in the air and unloads it's weapons at Spiderman.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
overwhelming artillery and incredible speed. That is how the Slave-1 will beat symbiote Spiderman.

I don't see how Spiderman is going to attack the Slave-1 as it hovers 500 feet in the air and unloads it's weapons at Spiderman.

Overwhelming artillary is something that would be slightly new, but in the fight scene with Sandman in the sewers, Peter showed he could take quite abit of damage, and as for incredible speed, that's not a problem.

Look at his reaction to speed in that youtube clip that Robtard posted, notice his reaction to Flash's punch and the housefly's wings, it does seem like we're pulling that clip for everything, but it's important, watch the clip if you haven't, and times that reaction time by two, since the suit amps him up, and everything the Slave-1 will shoot at Peter, will only come at him in baby steps.

I noticed that most people, when considering the Slave 1 in any versus thread, forgets to mention the rapid fire lasers it possesses.

Originally posted by Scythe
Overwhelming artillary is something that would be slightly new, but in the fight scene with Sandman in the sewers, Peter showed he could take quite abit of damage, and as for incredible speed, that's not a problem.

Look at his reaction to speed in that youtube clip that Robtard posted, notice his reaction to Flash's punch and the housefly's wings, it does seem like we're pulling that clip for everything, but it's important, watch the clip if you haven't, and times that reaction time by two, since the suit amps him up, and everything the Slave-1 will shoot at Peter, will only come at him in baby steps.

when i mentioned the speed of the Slave-1 i meant the rate of fire that it's weapons possess. Several targeted missiles and a seemingly endless onslaught of laser fire is something that Spiderman can't defend against for long. Unless Spiderman can some how reach the Slave-1 it will be target practice for Jango.

Boba fett was able to hit Obi Wan with the slave-1's laser blasters and i dont think Spiderman is faster than a Jedi knight.

I don't get the discussion revolving around scenario 2.

The way I see it, the fight in scenario 2 would be the same situation as Obi Wan fighting Jango, with Boba firing at Kenobi while the two are fighting...

But everyone is discussing that Jango is ALSO in Slave-1. Whats the point of mentioning Boba is in Slave-1 as well, he isn't needed.

Exactly.

Theres no Slave 1 at all by default except for when Venom is involved in scenario B.

And Jango ISNT in slave 1 though in this discussion.

Slave 1 has young Boba at the helm, and thats it.

I just assumed that Boba would be able to utilize the Slave-1 to it's fullest of capabilities.

Boba would be able to in scenario B.

In scenario A he cant find the ignition keys.....lolz

He left the keys on the kitchen counter haermm

Yep thats what "Ooooodareeeee so heeee" mustve really meant:

"For fcuk's sake, Boba, don't forget the keys this time".

And he STILL forgets, in scenario A.

Scenario 1 spidey pwns 10/10. Scenario 2, Jango 8/10.

Against Venom Spidey.....?

He might just eat the blaster bolts and crap em back at Slave 1...

Are there any sets of tubular bells hanging about on Kamino...?

There could be

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth


Are there any sets of tubular bells hanging about on Kamino...?

Now the exorcist demon joins the fight?

Starship keys haermm

Symbiote Spidey can take scenerio two. He'd take down Jango twice as fast as he did in scenerio one, then all he has to worry about is Boba in the Slave I, which shouldn't be a problem considering anything fired at him would come at him....in.........slow..........motion.....plus.....his......powers....are....boosted immensely....

Nah, Scythe.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Nah, Scythe.

Hahaha, I would think so, but I respect your view on this fight. I enjoy debating with you a lot on these vs. fights, mostly because you take in information and you give the benefit of the doubt while still going: "No way, man!" At least in my view, most people around here get quite self-centered and just seem like they control the universe: "NO, YOU'RE WRONG, THAT CAN NEVER HAPPEN! I SAY IT WON'T, IT JUST CAN'T FAFLOLZLOLZ"

Well alright then.

Spidey owns all scenarios

No.

Yes.

Nah.

And, for the record, Venom is NOT tanking a blaster bolt from the Slave 1. Venom was incinerated by a pathetic goblin bomb. A heavy blaster bolt from the Slave 1, is designed to destroy starrships in one or two blasts. Upon impacting, pretty much anything in a ten to 15 foot radius will be incinerated by the ensuing heat wave alone...

IF Venom gets hit by even one shot he's gone.

EDIT- Just watched the Jango/Obi-Wan fight; I was wrong. Obi-Wan barely msised the shots from the Slave 1 by a few feet, but the resulting explosion barely singed his robe.

*shrug* There goes that theory.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Nah.

And, to be frank, Venom is NOT tanking a blaster bolt from the Slave 1. Venom was incinerated by a pathetic goblin bomb. A heavy blaster bolt from the Slave 1, is designed to destroy starrships in one or two blasts. Upon impacting, pretty much anything in a ten to 15 foot radius will be incinerated by the ensuing heat wave alone...

Venom isn't dead . . .

I'm sure.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
I'm sure.

Actually I can tell you didn't know, probably still don't.

Originally posted by Placidity
Actually I can tell you didn't know, probably still don't.

Wow. Congratulations. While you're doing your whole internet badass future foretelling thing, can you tell me if my history teacher's going to come to school tomorrow? I really don't want to do this assignment.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Wow. Congratulations. While you're doing your whole internet badass future foretelling thing, can you tell me if my history teacher's going to come to school tomorrow? I really don't want to do this assignment.

Don't know what you're talking about. If you're trying to bait, try harder.

Don't insult my intelligence. Please.

And, also for the record, before you accuse someone of baiting, learn the definition. There's a pretty obvious line between baiting and sarcasm.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Don't insult my intelligence. Please.

Why don't you say whats on your mind, and forgo the other stories (assignments etc).

Edit: Please.

Well, since you said please, sure.

What's on my mind right now is what I'm going to wear tomorrow. On the one hand it's going to rain shit bricks all day tomorrow, and it'll be cold as hell, thus, it would be logical to wear a rain coat or something. But on the other hand, my only rain coat is kind of dorky looking, and I've been trying to put on a good impression for this chick at my school that I plan on asking to the dance that's coming up in a couple months. So the question is, do I ensure my own comfort and wear the proper clothing, saving myself from a enarly ienvitable flu (which I get every February and miss about a week of school), or do I suck it up and wear some of my shnazzy stuff in hopes of impressing this girl?

That is actually the main thing on my mind. Everything else is just the usual internet bullshit shenanigans that you and I and everyone else has been through a thousand and one times, and is hardly worth fretting over.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Well, since you said please, sure.

What's on my mind right now is what I'm going to wear tomorrow. On the one hand it's going to rain shit bricks all day tomorrow, and it'll be cold as hell, thus, it would be logical to wear a rain coat or something. But on the other hand, my only rain coat is kind of dorky looking, and I've been trying to put on a good impression for this chick at my school that I plan on asking to the dance that's coming up in a couple months.

That is actually the main thing on my mind. Everything else is just the usual internet bullshit shenanigans that you and I and everyone else has been through a thousand and one times, and is hardly worth fretting over.

I actually didn't say please. But I can add that if you'd like.

I'd sure appreciate it. I'll pretend it was there from the start, even.

And, that was the joke. It was more sarcasm. Like a, "ha ha... you didn't really put please. ha ha." sort of thing. Like if you walked into your house and your mother yells "DAMN IT I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM YESTERDAY! GET IT DOWN NOW!", and then you're all like "Well since you said please..." even though she obviously didn't. Ya know, haha.

It kind of worries me that you've been looking at this board for like ten minuets and haven't posted yet. It's makes me feel like you're going to post a big rant or something. I mean, if you're just jacking off and you can't be bothered to turn off the browser, well that's cool. I mean, a couple days ago I couldn't be assed to turn off the browser so I just minimized it, and spent my whole masturbating session looking at porn on one half of the screen, and a minimized browser showing Bardock's poetry on the other half.

So I mean, yeah I get that... but if you post a rant I probably won't read it.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
It kind of worries me that you've been looking at this board for like ten minuets and haven't posted yet. It's makes me feel like you're going to post a big rant or something. I mean, if you're just jacking off and you can't be bothered to turn off the browser, well that's cool. I mean, a couple days ago I couldn't be assed to turn off the browser so I just minimized it, and spent my whole masturbating session looking at porn on one half of the screen, and a minimized browser showing Bardock's poetry on the other half.

So I mean, yeah I get that... but if you post a rant I probably won't read it.

Are you on drugs?

There is so much sexual tension in this thread you could cut it with a knife

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
It kind of worries me that you've been looking at this board for like ten minuets and haven't posted yet. It's makes me feel like you're going to post a big rant or something. I mean, if you're just jacking off and you can't be bothered to turn off the browser, well that's cool. I mean, a couple days ago I couldn't be assed to turn off the browser so I just minimized it, and spent my whole masturbating session looking at porn on one half of the screen, and a minimized browser showing Bardock's poetry on the other half.

So I mean, yeah I get that... but if you post a rant I probably won't read it. Which one did you shoot on?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Which one did you shoot on?

Originally posted by Placidity
Are you on drugs?

No. Are you?

I think this entire forum is on drugs. Except for me.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
No. Are you?

No. Are/Am You/I?

Yeah that Spidey, he's sumthin all right.

I don't understand the hard-on over Slave 1 being in the fight. Does Venom-Spider have to take it out too, or is it still Spider-man Vs Jango?

If the later, there's really no reason to believe he couldn't just avoid the blaster fire and rapidly make his way to Jango for a kill, considering he's amped up with the symbiote and would be faster, stonger and more agile.

Would slave 1 be able to take off webbed thoroughly the pad...?

Good question........shit.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Would slave 1 be able to take off webbed thoroughly the pad...?

Depends, does it have more thrust than that train had weight, momentum and horsepower?

I'd guess it could, but it would most likely take it some time to break the strands of webbing. Which would allow Venom-Spidey to possible tear open the ship's hatch and pull a 'Catholic Priest' on young and sweet Boba.

Originally posted by Robtard
Depends, does it have more thrust than that train had weight, momentum and horsepower?

I'd guess it could, but it would most likely take it some time to break the strands of webbing. Which would allow Venom-Spidey to possible tear open the ship's hatch and pull a 'Catholic Priest' on young and sweet Boba. Another thing that mus be considered is the backwash of the Slave 1's thrusters, can they burn through webbing? I'd say yes.

haermm Catholic priest on Boba haermm

ROFLMAO

Oh man....

LOLZ

Spiderpreist....

The webbing wouldn't logically be fire-proof, Venom-Spidey could easily anchor it all around. I still think it would be able to eventually rip through though, but in time to preserve Boba's anus?

I'd imagine that would be one serious blow to Jango, hearing the screams(of joy?) of your own boy-clone being molested in your own ride.

No wonder he would grow up full of anger.... and subsequent evil.

Bloody priests.

crylaugh I love you two guys, this is good shit haermm

Originally posted by Placidity
Venom isn't dead . . .

The character Venom from the movie is dead. The symbiote is not. The Symbiote can bond to another person and they will probably call themselves Venom again. Then that would be an indirect resurrection of Venom.

Okay in this scenario then, in the interests of accuracy, the Venom symbiote has taken over a Kaminoan.
And venom in this case wants to kill Jango and Boba.

Originally posted by dadudemon
The character Venom from the movie is dead. The symbiote is not. The Symbiote can bond to another person and they will probably call themselves Venom again. Then that would be an indirect resurrection of Venom.

Except, the character's name is still Eddie Brock?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Okay in this scenario then, in the interests of accuracy, the Venom symbiote has taken over a Kaminoan.
And venom in this case wants to kill Jango and Boba.

That symbiote-Kaminoan would be weaker than Spider-man with the symbiote, as the symbiote amps the distinct abilites of the user, not just a flat-rate amplification. Though it did take some of Spider-man 'information' with it, iirc.

Though Venom would still be powerful enough to take out Jango and he was just a normal guy under the suit, so I don't see the Kaminoan being much different.

Not too sure.

I mean, Brock was just your average joe, but amped with the Symbiote he was kicking Peter's ass.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Not too sure.

I mean, Brock was just your average joe, but amped with the Symbiote he was kicking Peter's ass.

The only reason for that is because Brock in his base level worked out and was stronger than Peter's human level. So after the amp he was stronger. At least thats how I think the comics explains it.

Originally posted by Robtard
That symbiote-Kaminoan would be weaker than Spider-man with the symbiote, as the symbiote amps the distinct abilites of the user, not just a flat-rate amplification. Though it did take some of Spider-man 'information' with it, iirc.

Though Venom would still be powerful enough to take out Jango and he was just a normal guy under the suit, so I don't see the Kaminoan being much different.

Good point.

Well to stick to movies, lets say its a dupe spidey somehow. Maybe that dimensional rip thing flings him here at least we'd see a fair representation of what we can see on screen, then....

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Not too sure.

I mean, Brock was just your average joe, but amped with the Symbiote he was kicking Peter's ass.

I'm saying that Spider-man w/ a symbiote would be more powerful than a human with a symbiote, as the symbiote would amp his already increased abilities, while a symbiote would be boosting human levels in regards to an average joe. I believe Dr. Connors explained that the symbiote boosts the host abilities, besides aggression.

In the comics, I also think the symbiote took on some of Peter's abilites with it (or his DNA?) and that's why Venom/Brock has Spider-man like abilities above just boosting his human capabilities.

Right, I understand. But Brock /w the symbio-

Oh. No, now I understand what you mean.

I agree.

Yep that is scenario B officially and for all time:

Kaminoans clone Parker and that clone merges with Venom symbiote..!

Spidey and Spidey/Venom Vs Jango and Boba with Slave 1.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Right, I understand. But Brock /w the symbio-

Oh. No, now I understand what you mean.

I agree.

I looked on Wiki:

Grants the host all the powers of its first known host, Spider-Man. Greatly enhances physical attributes of its current host. Superhuman strength, ability to change form, and ability of the symbiote to fight and defend itself when either the host or it is in danger.
Limited shapeshifting, undetectable by Spider-Man's "spider-sense

So Brock has/had all of Spider-man's abilites plus the amping of his human capabilites, which I can't imagine where much in the movie version, as Topher is a weenie.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yep that is scenario B officially and for all time:

Kaminoans clone Parker and that clone merges with Venom symbiote..!

Spidey and Spidey/Venom Vs Jango and Boba with Slave 1.

So now there's two Spider-Men?

Well, this is a kaminoan cloning facility...

(At least its easier for us to all agree on "What we see on screen" as far as spideyvenom capability is.)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well, this is a kaminoan cloning facility...

(At least its easier for us to all agree on "What we see on screen" as far as spideyvenom capability is.)

I'm just makin' sure. So in that case, how the hell can the new dynamic duo of Venom spidey and spider-man not defeat jango and boba?

And Slave 1. (For attack/defense AOTC style not just flying off.)


No worries, it did go through a few revisions to get to this ultimate scenario... sorry to have confused the issue in the first place.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And Slave 1. (For attack/defense AOTC style not just flying off.)


No worries, it did go through a few revisions to get to this ultimate scenario... sorry to have confused the issue in the first place.

It's alright. I just think Spidey can takeo n Jango with his speed, agility and strength.

Then, in scenerio B, I would think the two Spidey's would slingshot eachother to gain high ground, and you know....do whatever spiders can...

Then as said earlier, "its Spideypriest" time.