Describe your sex life with a quote from Star Wars
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Kosta
"It is unwise to lower your defence"
Kram3r
"They'll be back, and in greater numbers."
Wait wut? crackers
GCG
Feeding Fett to the Sarlacc
Ahsoka Tano
I have a bad feeling about this.
Kosta
"Negative, negative. Just impacted on the surface."
Kram3r
"Fast Ship? It did the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, it's fast enough for you, old man."
Wait, am i doing it rite? haermm
Kosta
Originally posted by Kram3r
"Fast Ship? It did the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, it's fast enough for you, old man."
Wait, am i doing it rite? haermm
I can see the inuendo in that, so yes.
"I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it."
Kosta
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." awebis
Kram3r
Originally posted by Kosta
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." awebis
Win.
GCG
Originally posted by Kosta
I can see the inuendo in that, so yes.
"I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it."
"Hey, steady girl. What's the matter? You smell something?"
Kosta
Originally posted by GCG
"Hey, steady girl. What's the matter? You smell something?"
ROFL
"I dont care what it smells like, GET IN HERE!"
GCG
"Hey, you could have broken this. Don't do that. Ohhh...you're
making a mess. Hey, give me that!"
GCG
"I'll need it to get out of this slimy mudhole."
Kosta
"Good relations with the wookies I have."
dadudemon
"Obi-Wan: Just relax, concentrate.
Anakin: What about Padme?
Obi-Wan: She seems to be on top of things. "
Hole
Lee
SHIT!
Barker
The negotiations were short.
Always are if you're with a Honks xD
Mairuzu
"We've stopped. Wake up! Wake up!"
Impediment
Buncha f*ckin' amateurs.
"You're all clear kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!" (ANH)
"Size matters not...judge me by my size do you?" (TESB)
"It's possible he came in through the south entrance." (TESB)
Ax3l
"Luke, I am your father"
crackers
Rogue Jedi
"You don't know the power of the dark side." Yeah, sexual chocolate droolio
Impediment
"The last time I felt it, was in the presence of my old master."
Rogue Jedi
At that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
Impediment
Put that thing away before you get us all killed!!
Rogue Jedi
I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.
Impediment
Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Rogue Jedi
Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie.
Rogue Jedi
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
Lord Knightfa11
She's rich.
Impediment
Hurry up, golden rod...
Control, control...You must learn control.
Impediment
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/Impediment/threepio.jpg
Hurry up, Golden Rod.
King-Fingolfin
I thought they smelt bad....on the outside
haermm
ThunderGodEneru
Will he finish what he begins?"
"My goodness, you've grown."
mmm
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Impediment
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/Impediment/threepio.jpg
Hurry up, Golden Rod.
lord xyz
"We're about to enter hyperspace"
flirt
King-Fingolfin
I have you now
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The Grey Fox
"I can't see it!"
Kosta
HAHA! Some gold ones in here.
"He is too old... yes, too old to begin the training."
Neo_Version 7
It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
Mr. Bacon
"Stay on target, Stay on target..... ITS AWAY"
Cadence Donovan
"I sense a disturbance in the Force"
MIŠT
"No, it's not like that at all. He's my brother"
Totally ****ed that quote up
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
"Stay on target, Stay on target..... ITS AWAY"
geshien
Not a good example of my sex life but, funny nevertheless...
"What happened?"
"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
"We're sending a squad up."
"Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous."
General Kaliero
"And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it. Makes it grow."
Fallen
holy shit, i can't stop laughing!
steverules_2
it's like this ha-son
tYXNRfXarjo
Toku King
"Use the force."
"What a piece of junk!"
"Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their forces."
"Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"
"You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
steverules_2
"I've got to rest before I fall apart. My joints are almost frozen."
Toku King
"Great. Don't get cocky, kid."
steverules_2
"I'd rather kiss the wookie!"
Naz
ermm I've never seen Star Wars.
Kosta
Originally posted by Naz
ermm I've never seen Star Wars.
Y-you what?
Naz
Originally posted by Kosta
Y-you what?
srug Never had a desire to watch it. My friends tried to show it to me but I fell asleep.
Mairuzu
Originally posted by Naz
ermm I've never seen Star Wars. awebrow
bogen
Originally posted by Naz
ermm I've never seen Star Wars.
Why are you here?
I don't mean the thread.
Or the OTF
Or even the forum.
Why are you on the interwebs?
Naz
Originally posted by bogen
Why are you here?
I don't mean the thread.
Or the OTF
Or even the forum.
Why are you on the interwebs?
Just tryin to edumacate myself about all you folk's high-technilical fancy doodah space war things. dur
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Naz
ermm I've never seen Star Wars. blasphemy......
bogen
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
blasphemy......
Grab yer pitchfork!
Toku King
Originally posted by Naz
ermm I've never seen Star Wars.
Lucky.
Rogue Jedi
Back door, huh? Good idea!
Lord Knightfa11
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Back door, huh? Good idea!
Lord Knightfa11
I'm afraid our little friend has gone and done something rather rash.
Syren
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her (him) all riled up like that, huh kid?"
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by Syren
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her (him) all riled up like that, huh kid?"
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
oh mannnn good ones!
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
FTW
Mairuzu
You stupid little astro droid.
Rogue Jedi
We dont allow their kind in here.
Mr. Bacon
"Do or do not, there is no try"
steverules_2
Originally posted by Syren
"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her (him) all riled up like that, huh kid?"
I now have images of you with a woman...even though you added a "(him)" in there
Syren
Originally posted by steverules_2
I now have images of you with a woman...even though you added a "(him)" in there
That's fine, I don't find the idea offensive eyes
steverules_2
Originally posted by Syren
That's fine, I don't find the idea offensive eyes
aweawe
jinXed by JaNx
"The force is strong with this one"
steverules_2
Originally posted by Syren
I like you...when the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless
the.kenzo
Originally posted by Syren
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her (him) all riled up like that, huh kid?"
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
Cheap...you just took those from online jokes of sexually suggestive Star Wars lines.
the.kenzo
"It's lucky you have these compartments."
"I use them for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them. This is ridiculous."
jinXed by JaNx
We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.
steverules_2
"Where you will be digested for 1000 years"
wait...wut? ha-son
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.
ScarletSpeed
Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
You came in that thing! You're braver than I thought.
Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
the.kenzo
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
You came in that thing! You're braver than I thought.
Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
Originally posted by the.kenzo
Cheap...you just took those from online jokes of sexually suggestive Star Wars lines.
Kosta
Originally posted by the.kenzo
Cheap...you just took those from online jokes of sexually suggestive Star Wars lines.
Pretty sure that's what everyone is doing. It's pretty much the point of this thread.
Mairuzu
way to be original speed you little ****
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