Steven Segal Vs. Chuck Norris
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Kosta
WHO WOULD WIN IN THIS EPIC CLASH OF TITANS!
Steven segal with his cold expression?
http://coolaggregator.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/steven-segal-umilit-la-concertul-tiesto-2.jpg
Or Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse of death?
http://www.cinemaretro.com/uploads/chuck-norris-002.jpg
GO GO GO!!!!
Scythe
I think Chuck Norris is way too overrated, and I saw this movie once where Segal smashed a computer monitor on a ninja's head and said: "Looks like you've got mail..."
dadudemon
Chuck Norris, IRL. Seriously.
However, Bruce Lee, FTW.
Kosta
Originally posted by dadudemon
Chuck Norris, IRL. Seriously.
However, Bruce Lee, FTW.
Bruce Lee is dead.
dadudemon
Originally posted by Kosta
Bruce Lee is dead.
This is a hypothetical.
Röland
Steven Segal. He shot kids.
Kosta
Originally posted by dadudemon
This is a hypothetical.
But the thread isn't
Kosta
I really should have made this thread a poll
bogen
I think segal for sure, Chuck is more of a tournament fighter where as segal earned the right ( the only white person who ever has) to train in japan for a license to teach traditional aikido.
By his very nature segal would be a more practical fighter.
Also the art of Aikido would be a fair counter to the styles of chinese martial arts which norris has undertaken.
Rogue Jedi
Segal, no contest.
BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by dadudemon
Chuck Norris, IRL. Seriously.
However, Bruce Lee, FTW.
jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by Scythe
I think Chuck Norris is way too overrated, and I saw this movie once where Segal smashed a computer monitor on a ninja's head and said: "Looks like you've got mail..."
Jesus christ, I mean really!! There is nothing that anyone can say that would prove Chuck Norris is a badder ass than Segal after that post. Way to muck up a thread, scythe. You could have waited a bit before you pulled out the big guns
And to you people that may say, well, Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee and almost won. No, he didnt almost win and secondly, Chuck Norris was in sidekicks.
Segal beats up aircraft carriers and kicks trains in their iron balls.He is also, Hard to to Kill. Segal rules, next to a van damme and sonny chiba
jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by Kosta
I really should have made this thread a poll
all v.s threads should have some type of polling structure
Kosta
Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
all v.s threads should have some type of polling structure
Perhaps a friendly, helpful Mod can fix it... if they can be bothered. Probably no point now though. I dont expect this one to last very long
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Scythe
Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
Jesus christ, I mean really!! There is nothing that anyone can say that would prove Chuck Norris is a badder ass than Segal after that post. Way to muck up a thread, scythe. You could have waited a bit before you pulled out the big guns
And to you people that may say, well, Chuck Norris fought Bruce Lee and almost won. No, he didnt almost win and secondly, Chuck Norris was in sidekicks.
Segal beats up aircraft carriers and kicks trains in their iron balls.He is also, Hard to to Kill. Segal rules, next to a van damme and sonny chiba
I laughed, hard. In that same movie, he threw a guy out of a moving train, and said: "Looks like this is your stop"
He's like the king of puns followed by excessive violence.
Lord Knightfa11
Mmm excessive and gratuitous violence.
Heres why Norris wins thou:
Brokeback mountain isn't just a gay cowboy movie. Its also the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris' backyard.
Forum Ninja
Originally posted by Scythe
I laughed, hard. In that same movie, he threw a guy out of a moving train, and said: "Looks like this is your stop"
He's like the king of puns followed by excessive violence.
Let's not get excited here. Arnold is the king of lame finishing one-liners. Commando? Raw Deal? Predator?
Arnold: Remember when I promised to kill you last, Sully?
Sully: Yeah, John. That's right! You did!
Arnold: I lied.
*Drops Sully off of a cliff*
A few moments go by ...
Woman: Where's sully?
Arnold: I let him go.
Final Blaxican
Chuck Norris would whoop his fry-cook ass.
Scythe
Originally posted by Forum Ninja
Let's not get excited here. Arnold is the king of lame finishing one-liners. Commando? Raw Deal? Predator?
Arnold: Remember when I promised to kill you last, Sully?
Sully: Yeah, John. That's right! You did!
Arnold: I lied.
*Drops Sully off of a cliff*
A few moments go by ...
Woman: Where's sully?
Arnold: I let him go.
Forgot about Ah-nold, haha! He is the king of puns and violence, Segal is the queen.
steverules_2
I thought that was how segal always looked haermm
GCG
Originally posted by dadudemon
Chuck Norris, IRL. Seriously.
However, Bruce Lee, FTW.
Now way; I think Stallone's mom would win.
UGLY
http://www.peacockshock.com/archives/stallone-thumb.jpg
Selphie
Originally posted by Forum Ninja
Let's not get excited here. Arnold is the king of lame finishing one-liners. Commando? Raw Deal? Predator?
Arnold: Remember when I promised to kill you last, Sully?
Sully: Yeah, John. That's right! You did!
Arnold: I lied.
*Drops Sully off of a cliff*
A few moments go by ...
Woman: Where's sully?
Arnold: I let him go.
Tsk, that's still nowhere near as funny as Segal
jinXed by JaNx
Chuck Norris needs guns, boots and an arm to hold while he does a round house kick. Segal only needs peace beads and his hands to wreck your shit. Chuck norris is all gay and shiit. although, Total gym does kick ass.I'll give him that. Other than that, though, he is a massive failure as a movie character and a badass. Badasses arent nice, they are bad GOD DAMMIT!!!
AC/DC'S_LVR
Originally posted by Kosta
Bruce Lee is dead.
even Bruce Lees ghost is a beast
but out of those two....Chuck Norris
JacopeX
Anyone in this forum can beat Steven Segal.
Chuck Norris owns.
dadudemon
From what I can tell, Chuck is much more agile. Probably in better shape, too.
However, prime Bruce Lee versus prime Segal or Norris.
AbnormalButSane
I've seen Chuck Norris battles zombies. Yeah.
Toku King
Originally posted by Kosta
WHO WOULD WIN IN THIS EPIC CLASH OF TITANS!
Steven segal with his cold expression?
http://coolaggregator.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/steven-segal-umilit-la-concertul-tiesto-2.jpg
Or Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse of death?
http://www.cinemaretro.com/uploads/chuck-norris-002.jpg
GO GO GO!!!!
Chuck Norris actually, you know, can fight.
The Grey Fox
Chuck Norris beat Gary Busey in hand to hand, so I'm going with Chuck.
Wade Wilson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSU1Lvxy9Sk&feature=PlayList&p=3F440A055810CEEC&playnext=1&index=72
LOL Superninja!!! Beat that!
jinXed by JaNx
o9EgjFUggBQ
Chuck norris would just be another cocktistic
jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by Toku King
Chuck Norris actually, you know, can fight.
Dude, Seagal is a 7th Dan Akido master. Aside from that he has also mastered, Karate, Kali, Kendo and Kenjutsu. Seagal definitely knows how to fight
Final Blaxican
He's weak though.
Chuck Norris kicked a speed car and won, on video.
AC/DC'S_LVR
Chuck Norris doesnt move...
the Universe moves around him
Kelly_Bean
There's no way I could say no to this.
http://i42.tinypic.com/140aw49.jpg
Wittig
Kobe Bryant. WITH the flu.
Baylin
Well given that O-Sensei, Morihei Ueshiba, developed Aikido to promote peace Segal would surely have to back down and find a peaceful solution. Chuck Norris, pretty much ever the good guy, would be honour bound not to fight for the sake of it. Therefore my opinion is that they would go for a beer and kick everyone else's asses when the inevitable bar fight breaks out...
Kosta
Originally posted by Baylin
Well given that O-Sensei, Morihei Ueshiba, developed Aikido to promote peace Segal would surely have to back down and find a peaceful solution. Chuck Norris, pretty much ever the good guy, would be honour bound not to fight for the sake of it. Therefore my opinion is that they would go for a beer and kick everyone else's asses when the inevitable bar fight breaks out...
drylaugh
Robtard
Chuck, despite being a Republican who's had Jesus firmly crammed up his ass, pushes I.D., doesn't believe in a woman's right to chose and is a homophobe, he would kick Segal's ass in a real fight.
jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
There's no way I could say no to this.
http://i42.tinypic.com/140aw49.jpg
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