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Superman, Silver Surfer, Thor and Hulk are sitting at a tavern drinking the bar empty and trading stories.

Inevitably, they start boasting about their own feats in an attempt to impress their fellow heroes.

Who has the most impressive feat to tell and what is that feat?

Hulk smashes table, everyone gets pissed and we have a brawl.

Hercules walks in and the other four leave due to his boasting.

Hulk: Every woman I have ever loved died. LOL ROFLROFLROFL.

Meh. Maybe Thor cracking Celestial armor?

surfer channeling The Crunch energy..

Thor or SS more likely because they are the oldest.

Hulk brags about how he shook the multiverse...

And then SS tells of how he's overpowered Hulk.

Surfer>all.

Probably thor... coz he's the oldest and has the most stories to tell (he's been to hell and back). And he's a damn viking!!! Ain't nobody who fits the description of a bragging drunk better than a viking.

supes is disqualified for ordering milk at the bar.

Supes tells the time he took out a multiversal God like DS all the way to the source wall>>>SS is then reminded of when he got taken down in 6 shots by Thanos, thor of when rulk beat him down and hulk when he got 3 shotted by steve.

Originally posted by The Great Galen
Supes tells the time he took out a multiversal God like DS all the way to the source wall>>>SS is then reminded of when he got taken down in 6 shots by Thanos, thor of when rulk beat him down and hulk when he got 3 shotted by steve.

how bout the time supes got a beat down from SBP??did he tell that story??

Originally posted by The Great Galen
Supes tells the time he took out a multiversal God like DS all the way to the source wall>>>SS is then reminded of when he got taken down in 6 shots by Thanos, thor of when rulk beat him down and hulk when he got 3 shotted by steve. stop mentioning low feats incessantly.

SS: Damn u got beat by SBP.

Supes:Yeah but he does have PC stats.

Thor:Yeah I feel yeah bro, I mean u beat me down pretty bad so that SBP must be a real beast.

supes:He is, hell he literally took our best guys in packs.

Hulk:Well umm.....I didn't wanna bring it up before but is it okay if u sign my notebook.

Thor wins: http://daveslongbox.blogspot.com/2006/04/thor-smack-talker.html

Originally posted by The Great Galen
SS: Damn u got beat by SBP.

Supes:Yeah but he does have PC stats.

Thor:Yeah I feel yeah bro, I mean u beat me down pretty bad so that SBP must be a real beast.

supes:He is, hell he literally took our best guys in packs.

Hulk:Well umm.....I didn't wanna bring it up before but is it okay if u sign my notebook.

damn it..i forgot SBP is just that damn good..i shouldn't have use him..

but still..supes doesn't have any feat that put him above surfer..

Except managing to hurt a sourced powered infinity man with his fist while SS can't even scratch Thanos...and even Thor and Drax have left a couple of bruises on him.

Originally posted by The Great Galen
Except managing to hurt a sourced powered infinity man with his fist while SS can't even scratch Thanos...and even Thor and Drax have left a couple of bruises on him. you were touched as a child by a bald man weren't you? it all makes sense now, this surfer hatred of yours.

stop bringing thanos in here man..supes won't do any better against him..

surfer heals a planet before and he even evolve a planet..that's >>>> anything supes did..

Originally posted by Starscream M
Superman, Silver Surfer, Thor and Hulk are sitting at a tavern drinking the bar empty and trading stories.

Inevitably, they start boasting about their own feats in an attempt to impress their fellow heroes.

Who has the most impressive feat to tell and what is that feat?


Superman has actually ****ed a woman.

Supes >>> Loser virgins (Thor, Hulk, SS)

Originally posted by Slaanesh
stop bringing thanos in here man..supes won't do any better against him..

surfer heals a planet before and he even evolve a planet..that's >>>> anything supes did..

Supes sealed a rip in the universe with his HV...oh and he gets to sun dipp his steel rod in this every night http://s184.photobucket.com/albums/x287/Deywos/?action=view&current=Benes_Lois1.jpg

Originally posted by The Great Galen
Supes sealed a rip in the universe with his HV...oh and he gets to sun dipp his steel rod in this every night http://s184.photobucket.com/albums/x287/Deywos/?action=view&current=Benes_Lois1.jpg



Thor,SS,Hulk = OWNED

Superman.

I won't even bother to say why.

Hercules walks in and they leave, his boasting is legend. Women, heroics, random owning, sheer busting power and drunkness. Can't match that.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
supes is disqualified for ordering milk at the bar.

Originally posted by shokosugi
Superman has actually ****ed a woman.

Supes >>> Loser virgins (Thor, Hulk, SS)

Thor had more women the supes could even dream of.

Originally posted by The Great Galen
SS: Damn u got beat by SBP.

Supes:Yeah but he does have PC stats.

Thor:Yeah I feel yeah bro, I mean u beat me down pretty bad so that SBP must be a real beast.

supes:He is, hell he literally took our best guys in packs.

Hulk:Well umm.....I didn't wanna bring it up before but didn't venom own you ..

I fixed it

I can see Thor being like "I got the biggest cock here and i'm a god yadda yadda" He be that guy at the party totally exaggerating shit. I mean for thor he does crazy stuff but he would even exaggerate that lol.

Hulk would be like "fu*k you man in tights, fu*k you naked man of silver, fu*k you hippie boy! I'm the strongest one there is!!" and not give any feats because I can't see him talking all that much.

Supes would be sipping on his milk and be articulate, "Well gee guys I did some pretty amazing stuff to..." and get cut off by Thor bragging about crap.

Silver Surfer would be boring to listen to in my opinion. Probably have the coolest feats but be so boring to listen to. He might also order water!

Superman has done shit that the others couldnt't even dream of, just in the recent Final Crisis event, coupled with Superman Beyond.

Originally posted by Raoul
and yet you know he'd still brag about his x-ray vision.

He'll also start laughing at stuff like "power cosmic ? godblast ? lol, I can create counter-vibrations with which I can defeat evil gods that are dragging the Multiverse down with them as they are dying."

Originally posted by The Great Galen
Supes tells the time he took out a multiversal God like DS all the way to the source wall>>>SS is then reminded of when he got taken down in 6 shots by Thanos, thor of when rulk beat him down and hulk when he got 3 shotted by steve.

multiversal god? who are u talking about cause its certainly not Darkseid. i cant even say miultiversal god with ds in the same sentence without

Honestly, only the SS and Supes have the emotional deep to actually have a conversation worth hearing. Instead of fights they would talk about beautiful things.

...The other two would punch each other guts out.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
you know surfer can take his powers away right?

He can try.

Originally posted by Bentley
Honestly, only the SS and Supes have the emotional deep to actually have a conversation worth hearing. Instead of fights they would talk about beautiful things.

...The other two would punch each other guts out.

Lol

Hulk, leans over to Thor and boasts, "Remember that time we drink and talk 'bout stories at table and I smashed your face...."

Originally posted by psycho gundam
you know surfer can take his powers away right?

What the f*ck does that have to do anything ? Trying to turn this into a Superman vs Surfer thread just shows the typical insecurities and frustrations Surfer 'fans' have.

Claiming DS is a Multiversal God who to some on here can now challenge the LT if they fought shows much about DS fans as well.

As for this thread..... Supes wins this pretty easily.

Originally posted by Spire
Lol

Hulk, leans over to Thor and boasts, "Remember that time we drink and talk 'bout stories at table and I smashed your face...."

Thor be like "ow.. good one but do you know the capital of Thialand is? Hulk: HUH? Thor: Bankok :snaps him in the nuts:

as Supes and Surfer does the face palm simultaneously.

Originally posted by tjcoady
Thor wins: http://daveslongbox.blogspot.com/2006/04/thor-smack-talker.html

True, thor is the best trash talker out there.

Originally posted by Bentley
Honestly, only the SS and Supes have the emotional deep to actually have a conversation worth hearing. Instead of fights they would talk about beautiful things.

...The other two would punch each other guts out.

Quote for Truth.

Though I still think Superman would win in a boasting contest in terms of shit he's done, he's not a braggart by nature and would probably lose by default since he would be unable to articulate it well.

However, if he was trying to be intimidating or talk someone down by threatening them, then it's another story. Though, that's not really bragging, is it. srug

Herc should be in here. He's the only guy who can boast more than Thor. Thor is only better because he's actually done more shit and he can take down Herc.

Originally posted by Lord Feron
Thor be like "ow.. good one but do you know the capital of Thialand is? Hulk: HUH? Thor: Bankok :snaps him in the nuts:

as Supes and Surfer does the face palm simultaneously.

No, that is when Supes gives Surfer the ultimate diss, "Hey, at least he has one."

Originally posted by Spire
No, that is when Supes gives Surfer the ultimate diss, "Hey, at least he has one."

OH SNAP!!!

Um.... yeah whats up with that...

but he does have one, it's under his glaze.

he rescinded the glaze to bang shalla-bal.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
but he does have one, it's under his glaze.

he rescinded the glaze to bang shalla-bal.

Really... I thought he hid it in his ass.

he hid it in uni-lord's ass.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Probably thor... coz he's the oldest and has the most stories to tell (he's been to hell and back). And he's a damn viking!!! Ain't nobody who fits the description of a bragging drunk better than a viking.

Yup.

Thor even refers to himself as the "mighty" thor. He cant stop boasting even when doin something as simple as mentioning his name.

Odin is even worse though.

ODIN WILL NOW PARTAKE IN THE ODINBREAKFAST. BRING ODIN THE ODINPLATE WITH HIS ODINBREAKFAST. WHERE ARE THE ODINSLIPPERS?

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Odin is even worse though.

ODIN WILL NOW PARTAKE IN THE ODINBREAKFAST. BRING ODIN THE ODINPLATE WITH HIS ODINBREAKFAST. WHERE ARE THE ODINSLIPPERS?

lol true.

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Odin is even worse though.

ODIN WILL NOW PARTAKE IN THE ODINBREAKFAST. BRING ODIN THE ODINPLATE WITH HIS ODINBREAKFAST. WHERE ARE THE ODINSLIPPERS?

Superman: "I saved the Omniverse."

Thor, he is an Warrior of old days, where stories were as important as feats.

Superman might have greater feats but he is to humble to boast.
SS is similar.
Hulk is to dumb to boast, he would just make an idiot out of himself.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
supes is disqualified for ordering milk at the bar.



lol

Originally posted by Lord Feron
I can see Thor being like "I got the biggest cock here and i'm a god yadda yadda" He be that guy at the party totally exaggerating shit. I mean for thor he does crazy stuff but he would even exaggerate that lol.

Hulk would be like "fu*k you man in tights, fu*k you naked man of silver, fu*k you hippie boy! I'm the strongest one there is!!" and not give any feats because I can't see him talking all that much.

Supes would be sipping on his milk and be articulate, "Well gee guys I did some pretty amazing stuff to..." and get cut off by Thor bragging about crap.

Silver Surfer would be boring to listen to in my opinion. Probably have the coolest feats but be so boring to listen to. He might also order water!

thor is a pompus a hole, he wins this without breaking a sweat

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Odin is even worse though.

ODIN WILL NOW PARTAKE IN THE ODINBREAKFAST. BRING ODIN THE ODINPLATE WITH HIS ODINBREAKFAST. WHERE ARE THE ODINSLIPPERS? Dude...I laughed so hard my face started to tear. haermm

Thor.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/Badabing_2006/Marvel/Marvel%20Scans/th_Untitled-Scanned-01-47.jpg

Originally posted by Badabing
Thor.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/Badabing_2006/Marvel/Marvel%20Scans/th_Untitled-Scanned-01-47.jpg golden apples of idunn = asgardian viagra.

What a nub. Why is he eating those apples.

This thread is full of lulz. Thor would win this no doubt.

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Odin is even worse though.

ODIN WILL NOW PARTAKE IN THE ODINBREAKFAST. BRING ODIN THE ODINPLATE WITH HIS ODINBREAKFAST. WHERE ARE THE ODINSLIPPERS?

Originally posted by psycho gundam
golden apples of idunn = asgardian viagra.

It's just gotta be thor.

he'll get drunk faster
- thor orders asgardian mead
- superman orders milk (louis will throw tantrums if she finds out he's been drinking in a bar)
- ss orders water (cosmic serenity)
- hulk can't seem to figure out how to hold his glass without smashing it

boasting would probably sound like:

superman in a gentlemanly reporter's voice: "Uhm... hey guys, have I ever told you about the time I conquered this multiversal..."
thor cuts in with his booming drunken baritone: "Thou art no match for the might of Thor, man in tights. I have battled frost giants and..."
ss sees hulk looking outcast in the corner and goes, "So hulk, tell me more about yourself"
and hulk goes..." uhm... hulk smash.... errr... smash... hulk... grrr..."

thor will probably have women strapped around his arms by this time. superman can't flirt coz lois will kill him. ss bores the girls away by talking about the cosmic theory... and hulk? well, you guys get the picture.