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Why do you Americans use American 'Express'? It's not even that fast.....

I dunno. Is Australian Express better?

ALMOST AS FAST AS KRAM3R IN BED, OOOOH SHI-

Why do you Americans call Superbowl winners 'World' champions? It's only played in one country.....

Why do you Americans spell it Honks? It's not even a proper surname.....


xD

Why do you Americans go on and on and on and on about asking Snow Canyon volleyball MVPs to prom and never do it? It's not even Tanner's sister.....

Why do you Americans trade for Brady Quinn and don't use him in a season until shit hits the fan? it's not like you have a QB.....

Why do they call Australia the land down under? WTF is it really under? Is there like something on top of it?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Why do they call Australia the land down under? WTF is it really under? Is there like something on top of it?

Fail @ the meme. Also, because it's one of the most southern nations and hence it being "under" most countries.

Why do Austrailianers call British people Poms??

Why do you Americans make promises to write epic Sotam updates but never deliver? It's only been over 9000 years since last updatecrackers

why do Austrailian toilets flush in the wrong direction??

Originally posted by Silent Guardian
why do Austrailian toilets flush in the wrong direction??

DOING IT WRONG, ****.

Why do Americans **** up 'memes'? It's not like they're that hard to get.....

Why do Americans not understand the metric system? They're only like 1 of 2 countries still using Imperial.

Why do Austrailians allways lose the world cup??

Originally posted by Kram3r
Fail @ the meme. Also, because it's one of the most southern nations and hence it being "under" most countries. But it's not "under". "Under" would be like beneath the surface of the Earth.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Because we are a bunch of stupid ****ing rednecks.

I take it your reffering to white people



Why do Austrailians eat Koalas and Kangaroos???????? I mean they are so cute.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
But it's not "under". "Under" would be like beneath the surface of the Earth.

Under can refer to below as well.

Originally posted by Silent Guardian
I take it your reffering to white people



Why do Austrailians eat Koalas and Kangaroos???????? I mean they are so cute. Yup, 100% cracker.

Originally posted by Silent Guardian
Why do Austrailians eat Koalas and Kangaroos???????? I mean they are so cute.

You're an idiot.

Why do Austrailians like Crocodile Dundee????

I dont think they do. Do they?

Originally posted by Silent Guardian
Why do Austrailians allways lose the world cup??

Learn2physics.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
But it's not "under". "Under" would be like beneath the surface of the Earth.

*facepalm* Under the equator.

Under the influence of oh I dunno Pineapple Express if they think Barker isn't serious about #23 today biscuits

Originally posted by Kosta
*facepalm* Under the equator. Mmmmmmmmmmmhm.

No one even accepts american express crackers

Originally posted by Kram3r
Why do you Americans use American 'Express'? It's not even that fast.....
I don't.
We use UPS. :]