Sadako of Girth
You are trapped in an escape pod with two Ewoks and Jar Jar.
You are lost in deep space after they have both been too irritating by the crew of the Star destroyer you were all just on.
(You got kicked out for sleeping in late.)
So you have to sit there in this confined space for up to two months with the two Ewoks constantly waving their spears around and squeaking incessantly...
And with Jar Jar who sits there unable to shut up about why people dont like himsa and how hesa so clumsy and all that shit. He is as accident prone as he is inane.
Who provokes you, as a character of much patience, understanding and restraint to snap and murder them first in a fit or rage..?
Who is the most irritating...?
What on screen feats of irritation are there for each side..?
And what would you have to do to them...?
For your canonical consideration:
Return of the Jedi
The battle for endor
The ewok adventure
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
You are lost in deep space after they have both been too irritating by the crew of the Star destroyer you were all just on.
(You got kicked out for sleeping in late.)
So you have to sit there in this confined space for up to two months with the two Ewoks constantly waving their spears around and squeaking incessantly...
And with Jar Jar who sits there unable to shut up about why people dont like himsa and how hesa so clumsy and all that shit. He is as accident prone as he is inane.
Who provokes you, as a character of much patience, understanding and restraint to snap and murder them first in a fit or rage..?
Who is the most irritating...?
What on screen feats of irritation are there for each side..?
And what would you have to do to them...?
For your canonical consideration:
Return of the Jedi
The battle for endor
The ewok adventure
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith