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Punxutawney, Feb 2 1993.

On his way over to do his weather report, Phil, having been gone a bit twitchy in the loop encounters Martin Riggs and his chosen life partner
and he finds Riggs insistance of finding the whole festival sickeningly happy and decides to shoot Rigg's latest wife, to cheer himself up, but needless to say, Riggs is not amused..

What does Riggs do about it...?

Phil "One punch knock out" Connors in a fight to the death with Lethal Weapon's Martin Riggs and his other chosen life partner, who despite being too old for this festival shit, is always up for a scrap when his Buddy is involved...

All ranges considered.

Phil sure has an edginess about him.


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Indeed.
And added to the way he takes down Ned Ryerson (Complete with full back to the future style head/body impact spin), thats a fightin' disposition boiling away there.

The biggest question of course will be "Will Riggs see a shadow"...?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOk.........

Well....? What sayeth you, elongator of words...?
Can the used-to-be-dynamic duo beat Connors...?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm

"English, motherf***er...! Do... you... speak... it....?!
Say 'what' one more time, I dare you... I double dare you motherfu**er"

-Jules Vincent



Seriously though..
So what can/do they do....?

Well, for starters, Riggs would beat him to death with his own microphone.

Assuming Phil doesnt lamp him spark out on the way in.

Lampin? Stone cold Lampin? With flava?

Knuckle sandwich flavour.

Riggs wouldnt need Murtaugh, mind you.

Why, what would Riggs do...?

Beat him to a bloody pulp and do Andie McDowell like a jungle animal. Shower, rinse, repeat.

Ahhhh.... But Phil would know it was coming from when he did it yesterday.

Well maybe McClane could coach Riggs, keep him one step ahead haermm

He wouldnt be aware of there being a timeloop, so there would be no training for it. Its just relying on his Forces and cop training.

OK. He shoots him and calls it a day, every time.

But Phil will have planned around it.
Hell, some days he might even take them out with a snipers rifle just for the hell of it.

A newscaster suddenly becomes a qualified sniper, more at 11?

Plenty of time to practice.

Like the Piano and Ice Sculpting.

And how did the timeloop stop in the movie?

By getting everything right for everyone else.

Plenty of time had elapsed with which to prctice killing Riggs any which way he wants and always having the drop on Riggs.

So nyahhhhh.

BAM Dead Phil
BAM Dead Phil
BAM Dead Phil
BAM Dead Phil
BAM Dead Phil

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
BAM Dead Phil
BAM Dead Phil
BAM Dead Phil
BAM Dead Phil
BAM Dead Phil

Given the infinite times Phil has to learn from his mistakes and times to memorize what the gaynamic-duo will do in a given situation, he'd find a way to best them. Time is literally on his side, like that shit Jagger sang about.

His time-loop is basically a superior form of Jedi precog.

He still cant dodge bullets.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He still cant dodge bullets.

Of course not, but given enough failed attempts, he could logically find a way to not get shot and kill the vanilla&chocolate love-pair.

He technically has one of the greatest powers, infinite retries.

Ebony and Ivory haermm

"....Murdered in perfect har-mon-yyyy."


At the hands of the weather man.

Originally posted by Robtard
Time is literally on his side, like that shit Jagger sang about.


LOL

Quote of the week

And so true.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He still cant dodge bullets.

Riggs has been shot more times onscreen than Connors.

He is like a lead magnet.

Phil rules Riggs there too.

And Riggs is still alive. I will survive, hey hey.....

He most likely died of either old age or of man point deficiency by now.

I blame Roger for giving him the virus.

Connors wins...!!

They decide to eat the groundhog.

Phil killed the Groundhog at least once, didnt disrupt the day-rebeginning effect.

Whats to keep Connors from getting a gun on the seventh day and blowing Riggs away as Riggs sips his coffee?

Murtaugh.

Until Connors takes him out.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Murtaugh.

Until Connors takes him out. Well this is a one sided thread then. Connors would win against anyone in this thread. Infinite lives= WIN.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well this is a one sided thread then. Connors would win against anyone in this thread. Infinite lives= WIN.

Not really. They would just kill him every day.

How....? He would already know what they would do from what they did "yesterday".

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
How....? He would already know what they would do from what they did "yesterday". I reckon it'd take Connors a coupla weeks tops.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well this is a one sided thread then. Connors would win against anyone in this thread. Infinite lives= WIN.

Yeah but it doesnt mean that he cant be killed.

It just means that "tommorrow" he'd know whatever method they employed.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah but it doesnt mean that he cant be killed.

It just means that "tommorrow" he'd know whatever method they employed. Well again I ask, how is the repetitive cycle ended?

And again I answer: When he does everything right by the citizens of the town and becomes unselfish.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And again I answer: When he does everything right by the citizens of the town and becomes unselfish. And how is he gonna do everything right by the citizens of the town and become unselfish when he is busy fighting Riggs?

He isnt.

(Unless that town is populated by ex-cons who served time on Rigg's account. )

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He isnt.

(Unless that town is populated by ex-cons who served time on Rigg's account. ) My point exactly. If Connors knows his infinite lives end when he makes everything all zenlike for the town, he wont try until he has killed Riggs.

Or until killing Riggs and his chosen life partner repeatedly gets boring.

Apparently the original Idea for the movie was that he is in this loop for the equivalent of 10,000 years.

They settled on roughly 10 though.

Thats what I am saying. Give him enough lives and he can beat ANYONE.

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But especially Riggs.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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But especially Riggs. McClane too And anyone else too.

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But especially Riggs.

Hell, even Bob Lee Swagger.

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But not QUITE as much as Riggs.

So you nekked or what?

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......lord McClane, the bringer of death, will kill you in any state of dress.